Chapter 1

"Ha!" I punched my fist into the air and yeah I was playing my favorite game. Devil may Cry, well the series is awesome and yeah I was a newbie. Or what my little brother likes to call me a noob, Yep, stupid and immature. Yeah I use the term too. Only when some jerk tea-bags me and I get really pissed off. Then I stick the damn bastard in the ass or the no-no square. Then and only then will I feel better. By the way if you don't own any of the "Halo" series you're a hopeless gamer. By the way my name's Lisa. But call me Liz. And yeah I'm a girl gamer. Guys get all judgmental about it too.

Well anyway I was finally going to kill that damn cocky old man. That is until my brother came in and yelled at me until it got too annoying. (Playing Devil May Cry 4) He probably wanted to play it too.

So, finally I decided to wait it out. But little did I know that my life was going to get a whole lot less boring. But right then I decided to take a long nap.

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I heard a huge boom and I was awake. The first thing that came into my mind was my little brother, Zach. I had to go find him. Where was my dysfunctional family when you needed them. Well I guess that's why you call them a Dysfunctional family to begin with huh.

"Zach! Where the hell are you!" I yelled.

"Over here!" I heard him scream. I ran toward the direction of the voice and came to a halt. Well that was not something you saw every day.

A freaking giant was in the midst of all the remnants of the game room. And you know what I did right? No, well let me enlighten you. I kicked the damn thing where it hurt most, to guys anyway, grabbed my brother and got the fuck out of there.

"Let's get out of here!" I yelled and ran out the door with my brother in tow. I ran and ran until I was out into the city and Oklahoma didn't have the best cities. I ran into the small woods hoping that we got away in time.

"Wha-what was that thing!" He panted

"I don't know !" I said in between breathes

I really didn't want to tell and yeah it was a doozy. He was the son of a Demon and a very powerful one at that. Well I say demon but really a half-devil. Me ,oh, you want to know what little old me is doing here. Well you saw that giant freak ,right? Well I had to protect him at all costs and my services did cost a lot if I do say so myself. I was a demon that his "daddy" made. Well a human's soul and a demon's body I was one of a kind.

"Hey we have to get out of here, okay?" I said gently and put my hand on his shoulder.

"Why are you acting all strange?" He said. I focused and he gasped. I knew he what he was seeing. My eyes had slits like what you would see on cats. And yeah they looked freaky as hell. He collapsed in my arms and I hulled him onto my shoulder.

"Well now to get the fuck out of here." I said taking my katana out. Cliché I know. But what you gonna do?

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I was driving down the road and then this idiot just stepped on to the middle of the road. The only thing I hate more than boring games were complications and right now this guy in red was a real pain in the ass at the moment.

"Hey get out of the road you ass!" I said and he just looked at me and pointed at Zach. Oh shit. Was the last thought in my head before he blew my brains out.

In my mind I was in total darkness and I was warm then I felt myself readjusting and my brain unscrambling.

"Hey getting shot still freaking hurts you know." I said as blood poured down my shirt.

"Heh." Was his only response. So he expected it huh. Maybe he was hired only one way to know. I took out my hand gun and shot at him. But he wasn't there. Nope he was a demon trying to kill my little bro.

"Looking for someone." I heard a deep voice say behind me. And god it was annoying but you do what you have to right.

I spun around and was surprised to see a man with the same annoying face but with a blue coat on. Oh shit. Yep I was in a lot of freaking trouble at the moment I was pissed. So I grabbed my sword and swung trying to get my aim right. It was dark and the only thing that I could hear was my little brother, he was screaming and was trying to get away from the guy in red.

The funny thing about fights is the fact that people think t lasts for hours but really it only lasts a few seconds to a few minutes and this one took place in less than thirty seconds. The guy in blue had my arms pinned to my back painfully.

"Now look what we have here. A little half-breed." The guy in red said as he took my brother by the throat.

I saw red dance across my vision and was struggling to get free.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you." The man in blue said.

"Yeah well you're not me now are you. So shut up." I spat. He growled and his eyed glowed red. Well not something you saw every day. But you know you think that since I'm a demon myself that it wouldn't freak me out right? Well since I the demon's soul was replaced by mwah. You should know I'm a helpless little human trying to get used to this god forsaken body.

And you better bet that it was a pain in the ass to get used to.

The man in blue quickly stabbed me with a dagger. It hurt but that's the only thing, it hurt, big whoop. Then I felt my energy drain and my eyes grow heavier.

"Wha-what the hell is this!" I groaned and he merely smiled.

"It's a special dagger that will work on demons like you. But it will only drain energy so we'll have to keep you with us for a while."

"What's your name…?"

The man in blue smirked. "Nero."

The man in red was grinning ear to ear, "Dante." Was the last thing I heard before blacking-out.

Yep my first Devil may cry fanfiction.

please give me any ideas for the next chapter. If I get a good review from someone I'll dedicate it to that person. And more reveiws = faster the next chapter will be out!

ANY ideas would be fine

please review.

Anything to add you guys?

Dante: You sound like your desprate...

Nero: Same here... but really what's going to happen next?

Vergil: When will I show up *pouts

Me: as soon as I get a idea now hush! XD