All the answers
Summary- Dragon Ball Z left us with sooo many unanswered questions! Don't you want some answers? I think this calls for a Q&A session with all our characters!
Disclaimer- Do I own DBZ you ask? Why of course I do, that's exactly why I am sitting here at my desk writing FANfiction!
Spoilers- … A lot, okay! There will be a lot of spoilers!
Warnings- Really, really silly.
Beginning!
Scene opens up showing DragonBall Z characters standing and waving with unease.
Bvprincess23: Lets begin, just call me Shania! Welcome to All the Answers . Today we will begin with some fan mail, Vegeta, pass over the bucket.
Vegeta: *Snorts* Like you can order me around wench!
Bulma: No, but I can! Just pass the damn bucket of mail or you'll be seeing that couch real soon!
Vegeta: *Grumbles, but passes bucket.*
Shania: *Smirks and reaches hand into bucket. Eyebrow raises*
Goten: *Jumping up and down* What? What? Whose the first question for?
Shania: *mumbles something*
Goten: Huh?
Shania: *Shakes her head* The first question is for Emperor Pilaf.
Pilaf: *Jumps up* Ha! I got a question!
Shania: *Shakes head and opens letter. Begins laughing hysterically and drops paper*
Pilaf: *Growls and snatches paper and reads aloud.*
Fan mail 1:
Robert here! Aight, so this one is for Piaf. So dude, I mean I was just really wondering one day when I was watching the show, How old are you, when you met Goku? I mean, I was guessing 5... But I just wanted to be sure…
DBZ cast: *Hysterical laughter*
Shania: * Stands up and grins* Go on Pilaf, answer the question!
Pilaf: *Mumbling*
Vegeta: *Smirking* What was that?
Pilaf: ELEVEN! I WAS ELEVEN! *Runs off*
Goku: *Scratches back of his head* Now that wasn't too nice guys!
Raditz: Shut up, Kakarot! You know you were laughing too.
Goku: …
Raditz: *Smirks*
Shania: *Sweat drop* Okaayyy! Anyway, onto the next letter. *Reaches into bucket and pulls out letter. Scans the front then looks up, funny look on her face.* This one is for… Nappa.
Nappa: *Emerges from crowd nervously. Takes letter, opens and reads aloud.*
Fan mail 2:
It's Mandy! So my question goes to Nappa. Why are you bald? I thought Saiyan's hair doesn't fall off?
Nappa: *Growls* That's all because of Vegeta and Raditz.
Vegeta: *Smirks*
Raditz: *Snickers*
Trunks: What did they do? What did they do?
Nappa: *Long dramatic sigh* Well it all started with a cookie…
*~Flashback~*
"NAPPA! HELP!"
~*~*~*~*~*~
Bulma: *Hands on hip* Did you just say a cookie?
Vegeta: Damnit woman, just watch the damn flashback!
Bulma: *Huffs*
~*~*~*~*~*~
In seconds Nappa had broken the door to the room that he shared with the other two, younger Saiyan's. Expecting someone to be attacking he got into a defensive fighting stance.
"Don't just stand there idiot! Help us!" Nappa whirled around and saw Raditz and Vegeta both on their knees looking under the beds, as if searching for something.
"W- what?" He asked, feeling very confused. Both boys looked up, glaring. Raditz gave an exasperated sigh.
"We can't find Vegeta's jar of cookies! He hid them and we cant find them just when he said I could get one." The teenager was slightly pouting when he went back down and began to again, search.
Nappa stared at them for a second before speaking.
"Were they… Did they have marshmallows in them?"
The two young Saiyan's froze and then slowly looked up.
"Yes." Vegeta answered staring at him. Nappa looked away and then spoke.
'I… kind of ate those last night…" Nappa trailed off. Raditz and Vegeta looked at each other and then stood.
"That's alright." They both said before leaving the room.
At this Nappa paled. He would have preferred it if they had attacked him. This was bad!
(That night)
Done training for the day, Nappa grabbed a towel and slung it around his shoulders. He walked over to the switch that turned out the light, but when he touched it
[ZZZZZZZPPPPPPPPPPP]
"AHHHHHH!"
"Aha ha hah ha ha!" Raditz and Vegeta rolled out laughing from behind the door.
*~End of flashback~*
Nappa: *Curled up in fetal position, rocking back and forth* They burned it all of… they burned it all off!
Shania: *Sweat drop* Umm… There, there *Pats Nappa on the head.*
Nappa: Don't touch it! My hair! *Sob*
Bulma: You were sooo adorable as a kid Veggie!
Vegeta: Woman! There are people here!
Shania: Umm…. Moooving on! *Opens up letter and reads and blinks.* Now here's a good question people!
Fan mail 3:
Sooo. I just finished reading the 26 book and in it, Vegeta said that all Saiyan's have black hair. My question is for King Vegeta. Why is your hair brown?
- Alexandria
*All eyes turn to King Vegeta who is nervously sweating.*
Vegeta: *Raises eyebrow* Yes father, why IS your hair not black?
King Vegeta: … Umm… Well you see… TRUNKS! WHAT ARE YOU EATING?
*Everyone turns to look at Trunks who is staring back in confusion*
Trunks: I'm not eating anything, see, AHHH *Opens mouth wide and sure enough, there is nothing*
Vegeta: HE'S GONE!
*Everyone turns to see that King Vegeta had run away*
Shania: AFTER HIM! I WANT ANSWERS!
*Goku and Vegeta shoot after him*
Shania: Umm… sorry for the.. Err…inconvenience, we will be back with more questions and an answer to THAT one real soon! Bye!
Goten: I wanna say bye too! *Pouting*
Shania: *Sigh* Go ahead.
Goten: *Excited* Yay! Um… Byee!
TBC…
(a/n- Alright, I know I have other stories to keep up with, but the idea just jumped at me and seemed like fun! Its just a little idea that I'm gonna be playing around with… This is kind of like "I am thankful", I am really bored and decided to have some fun soo…
Any questions of your own? PLEASE, for me to continue to the next chapter, you need to have a question (anything!) to ask ANY character [Villains too] from DBZ (Including Dragon ball) in your review! Come on people, review!)