I just don't get it. How come all my stories are Wendy-inspired. Well not this one. Okay never mind. What really happened is this:
*In the mall*
Wendy: Oh look, Ocean in my pocket, how do you think Percy would react to that?
Cherry: *starts thinking* Aha! Wendy I have a new idea for a story!
Wendy: okay…
For those who don't know, Ocean in my Pocket is these little dolls of fishes octopuses etc. P.S it's for girls. Anyways, on with the show!
Grover's Birthday Mistakes
When Percy was 12
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
Percy unwraps the gift to reveal…
Ocean in my pocket
"Uhh…thanks Grover but seriously? Ocean in my pocket?"
Grover shrugs.
When Percy was 13
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
Percy unwraps the gift to reveal…
A BIGGER ocean in my pocket.
Percy sighs. "Grover, remember what we talked about last year?"
"Oh yeah"
When Percy was 14
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
Percy unwraps the gift to reveal…
An apple
"Gee, thanks Grover"
Better than another Ocean in my pocket Percy thought
When Percy was 15
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
Percy unwraps the gift to reveal…
Nothing.
"Grover thanks but what's supposed to be inside the box?"
"An INVISIBLE apple" Grover says grinning.
When Percy was 16
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
Grover seemed to have his arms out stretched as though he was carrying something big but there was nothing but air.
"Grover, what's that?" Grover smiles.
"For your birthday, I am giving you a portion of my personal space"
Percy stares at Grover
When Percy was 17
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
Percy unwraps the gift to reveal…
A fish tank.
"Umm...Grover, you do realize I don't own any fish right?"
"But you're the son of Poseidon, you can just get one"
"Yes but being the son o Poseidon is a disadvantage when it comes to that 'cause the fish will annoy the Hades out of me."
"Oh."
When Percy was 18
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
Percy unwraps the gift to reveal…
Pebbles.
Percy looked at Grover questioningly
Grover smiled. "They're for your fish tank"
When Percy was 19
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
Percy unwraps the gift to reveal…
Aqua Plants.
"Let me guess, this is for my fish tank?"
"No silly, they're for you to give Annabeth"
Percy raises an eyebrow.
"Just kidding, didn't you notice the sarcasm in my voice? Of course they're for your fish tank."
When Percy was 20
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
Percy unwraps the gift to reveal…
A fish tank filter.
Percy just stares at Grover.
"What?" asks Grover.
When Percy was 21
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
Percy unwraps the gift to reveal…
A plastic bag full of water.
"For your-
"Fish tank" Percy finished.
When Percy was 22
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
Percy takes the present from Grover's hands which turned out to be…
A fish inside a plastic bag.
"Grover remember-
"Oh yeah…you and…oh…"
"Hey, I have an idea, wanna go down to the lake and let this little fish go?"
"Okay"
"Alright then.. ANNABETH!"
When Percy was 23
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
Percy unwraps the gift to reveal…
Fish food
"Grover, remember we set the fish free and you made this whole speech about it."
"Oh yeah"
When Percy was 24
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
Percy unwraps the gift to reveal…
Ocean in my pocket
Grover just sat there, grinning.
Percy patted Grover on the back.
"Well Grover, why dont we have a little talk"
Well its totally crappy. I wanted to post this story earlier but Error 2 problems. Well, at least Fanfiction fixed it. Remember, Flames are always accepted but I think you'd be to busy fuming about how crappy it was. Anyways REVIEW!