Twenty one ways to piss off Sentinel Prime...

Warning; The reader should do this at their own risk. I'm not liable for Sentinel declaring war on your neighborhood or him sending tweedle-dumb and tweedle-dunce (Jet twins) to kidnap you.

Idea number one: Tell him Optimus is better than him.

Pretty straight forward. Just even begin the sentence and his dental plate grinds. Run like heck when you say it, as it's likely he'll put the building in lock down until he finds you. Being the wussy he is, you have an advantage if your organic. If not, nice knowing you. However, if you ARE organic, he may try to sell you to wheeljack or Perceptor. If he tries this stunt, your best hope is to find Bulkhead, Jazz, or even Optimus and hide behind their leg.

Idea number two: redecorate.

When he isn't looking, grab his shield and lance and a can of spray paint. I recommend something along the lines of "organics rule" or "Con lover"on his shield and on his lance, I'd put either candy stripes or ivy vines. Not only will this really make him mad but it will also be hilarious to the other bots. However, if Ultra Magnus sees, he may question Sentinel's sanity. (which he has very little of.)

Idea number three: Double trouble.

Convince the Jet twins that shockwave has captured Sentinel and is now impersonating him. The twins will rush to capture Sentinel and will most likely beat him up pretty good. This idea works better if you tell them that Shockwave knows everything Sentinel does and that they shouldn't listen to the "imposter".

A/N: I'm probably gunna do this in several chapters. It will get funnier, trust me. Please reveiw and submit ideas. Also, check out my other story!