Here is a little Tate fic. It's a play script because I had the words in my head and I needed to get them down before I forgot (sorry if OOC.)

Disclaimer: Doo, doo doo doo, do, do – Don't own it! (Say this in tune with 'Can't touch this' by MC Hammer.)

Kate: You're unbelievable.

Tony: What?

Kate: You're unbelievable.

Tony: Come on, Kate – you can hardly blame me.

Kate: Yes I can, you looked right down that girl's top.

Tony: Did you expect anymore of m?

Kate: Her daughter just died.

Tony: You can't blame me.

Kate: For her death? No. For your inappropriateness? Yes.

Tony: She was hot!

Kate: You're despicable – do you just fall in love with anything that has breasts, blonde hair and a short skirt?

Tony: I don't fall in love with them - just like them.

Kate: In your bed!

Tony: …Ah…what would you know?

Kate: What's that supposed to mean?

Tony: You're not a guy – you're not me.

Kate: Tony?

Tony: Uh huh?

Kate: Have you ever fallen in love – not just 'liked them'?

Tony: Geez Kate, if only you knew – sure I have, once. That was with the only woman who wouldn't love me back – you. Of course I have! How about you, ever fallen in love?

Kate: Like I could tell you, I want to more than anything but you'd laugh and think it's just a joke. Yes, I'm currently in love – you. Sure I have.

Tony: Umm…so who was the lucky guy?

Kate: Lucky?

Tony: Well, you know…

Kate: Yeah. He is…

Tony: Is?

Kate: Well, yes. He is funny, but immature. He is amazing but I've never told him that and he probably doesn't love me back.

Tony: What does he look like?

Kate: He has brown hair, it's kinda spikey – probably uses too much gel. And he wears incredible cologne.

Tony: You really do have an eye for quality.

Kate: Okay, what's yours?

Tony: Well, she's incredibly sensible, she's smart, and she is a great person…

Kate: Doesn't sound like your type, Dinozzo.

Tony: Let me finish. She's a great artist, she's hot, she has brunette hair, and she is wonderful.

Kate: Sounds perfect.

Tony: That was so selfish of you Kate, but I suppose I can let it slide, as you didn't know it was you and I love you and all. She is.

Kate: I suppose I'm going to go now.

Tony: All right – me too I guess.

Kate: Bye.

Tony: Bye. [Pause]. Wait, Kate?

Kate: What?

Tony: I love you.

Kate: Really.

Tony:Please don't reject me, please. Yes.

Kate: Wow – I love you too. Finally, It's going to be my top he's staring down. Promise me you won't mess this up.

Tony:Mess this up? What do you expect of me – stupid question. Of course I won't, Katie – I love you.

Kate:Wow, that was an incredible kiss and there will be more to come. Bring yourself together Kate – don't wreck the moment, don't tell him not to call you Katie. Don't call me Katie. Damn it! What did you just tell yourself?

Tony: So, my place or yours?

Kate: Dinozzo!

Tony: What? We need somewhere to hide from Gibbs.

Kate: He doesn't know yet.

Tony: Eh, hem.

Kate: Oh, would you look at that – we have an audience.

Tony: So?

Kate: Yours.

Tony: I love you.

Kate: I love you too.

Gibbs: I'm watching you two.

Kate and Tony: I think he's jealous – we love you too Gibbs!

That's it! Hope you liked it – please review…

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