Bollocks is full of friendship
A Harry Potter Fanfiction, set in the Maurauders era...
warning: may be implied of a relationship between two men..

made by Picklgirl and me...
It actually started when I found this curious letter in my mailbox...seemed the Sirius Black had sent me a letter... It was quite disappointing to notice it wasn't me the letter was meant to be, but one Remus Lupin...
Long story short; we started a letter-exchange as Sirius(Picklgirl) and Remus(me)...
Now we are also starting with Mental-Remus and Mental-Sirius..(aka, what they really think;))
We've had quite a lot of fun writing these letters(and are still continuing!)
Hope you guys will like it! Feel free to leave reviews!~

Dear Remus,

It's been a while since I last sent you a letter, for which my sincerest apologies, Moony. My mother has found yet another way to make my life a tad more enjoyable- but not really. I don't know how she does it, but every time as I do as much as think of our feathered friends, she seems to know it. Thus sending out letters is nearly impossible. She's out of the house at the moment, so I've seized the opportunity.
Also, the only thing that woman's even interested in, is devoting her life to make sure that I'll look as much like Regulus. By Merlin's beard, he's such a git.
I'm so sick and tired of this place, Moony. You know the Potters have suggested I move in with them? I'm about to take them up on their offer.
Can you imagine; Prongs and I under the same roof? –Oh wait, I guess you can- should be quite amusing.
By the way, how many Outstandings did you get on your O.W.L.S? No, wait, don't tell me. You got them all except for Potions right? (And I only got a P for Divination? Bollocks!) I only aced Potions and D.A.D.A., but the latter was just ridiculous.

So what've you been up to this summer? Except for reading that is. You know Moonykins, that mysterious book-reading-guy act you've been doing for the past five years… I know it has worked out great for you, but you should really give up on it.
You should know what the girls have to say about it. Man, not even about Prongs and I they talk so highly. And I swear they do because James and I had to hide in many bathroom stalls and listen at many doors to find out. But it was totally worth it- except maybe that one time McGonagall caught us.

Anyway Remus, what I was trying to say; give up on the act while you still can or you might die an overdose of lovepotion. And with your barely acceptable potion skills, that could end a bit disastrous.
So take my advice and leave the girls to James and me. We'll handle it.

I'm going to try and sneak out of the house tonight and try to find an owl to send you this letter. Hopefully it'll arrive you by the time I'm safely at Prongs'.

Totally chuffed for next schoolyear by the way. There's still plenty of mischief left unmanaged and we simply can't have that, can we?

Hope you're doing fine and didn't have much to bother about the past month.

Take care Moony, hope to see you soon.

Cheers,
Sirius 'Padfoot' Black