Good morning my fellow readers :D I thought of this story a few days ago when I was playing BBS, and I can tell you now, I can actually SEE the three of the characters acting like this xD Anyway, review what you think about it.

KH © Square-Enix, and Disney. I do not own the characters.

"You know who's sexy?" He said to me as we walked down the street, my shoulders shagging.

"Who?" I replied back within monotone. I didn't really care.
"Sebastian from Kuroshitsuji. He's as sexy as me."
My ears perked up, a slight emotion forming on my face. "Does that mean I'm sexy?" I mean. We were practically twins.
"No." He replied back almost instantly, scowling intensely.
"Why's that!" I scoffed; rolling my eyes as my feet automatically kicked a small pebble on the pavement.
"It's the black hair that makes us demons look sexy. Your hair is poo coloured. Ew."
Thanks Vanitas. Thanks a bunch.

They say that little children have imaginary friends until the age of eight, and that's when they grow up. Well I'm sixteen, and my make-believe friend has no intentions of leaving yet. His name is Vanitas, and well... he's a demon. A mean one at that. No one else can see him, and purposely, at the most inappropriate times, he'll speak which would make me reply and seem like a loser talking to myself.

Well... I guess I am just a loser talking to myself... but that's not the point!

So, how did I meet him you ask? Well... I can honestly say I don't even remember myself. He just... appeared one day, called me a fag, spat in my hair, and he never left after that. Joy.
"Hey Sora." Vanitas chuckled; running passed me until he came to a snail slivering across a brick fence while I walked towards school. "Do you have any salt?"
I stopped in my tracks once I reached him, scowling at him and feeling pity for the poor animal. Why does he have to be so cruel? "No." plainly said. "Who the hell carries salt to school?"

My demon friend scoffed, his bright yellow eyes beaming as he snapped his fingers and a pile of salt poured onto the helpless creature, bubbles forming over it.

Vanitas just cackled in sadism as the poor snail turned into a mixture of goo, his black hair boobing up and down as his head moved. "Aaaah... that's classic."
Man, I wish HE was a snail. Then I would pour salt on HIM!

So maybe you're asking the question 'Sora... why don't you just forget about him and move on from having imagery friends?' Well you little reader... I must tell you one thing.

Vanitas suddenly jumped onto my back and pulled at my hair, screaming into my ear.
Could YOU forget such an annoying little bitch?

Alright. So life is pretty complicated when you have a demon following you around everywhere. As I said before, no one could see him except for me. No one could hear him, feel him, or touch him. All except for me, but to others, it looked like I was fondling with empty space.
...fondling... that sounded weird.
"That's disgusting Sora. You have a gross mind."

Vanitas suddenly wacked me across the head, scowling. "Keep your mind out of the gutter. You're only sixteen."

Sixteen is a pretty bad age to have a walking, tormenting friend, right? This is the time when I'm suppose to get girls... have sex... cheat... do drugs. All those things! BUT I CAN'T! I have a fucking nagging mother over my back the whole time! UGH!

School is pretty normal actually. Well... the 'stereotypical' school life is. I'm that one strange person that has no friends. Can you guess why? It must be fucking impossible to figure out. I used to have a best friend. Kairi. She was the only person who ever talked to me in the third grade, but Vanitas got to her too. At night, he kept haunting her dreams. Told her that unless she stopped talking to me, her parents would die. Thanks Vanny. Love you too.

It's somewhat ironic how Vanitas looks exactly like me, only just with demonic yellow eyes and black hair. He apparently 'gets all the girls with his looks', or so he says. I've never seen him with another imaginary girl. But maybe that's just because they're imaginary, and if no one can see MINE, then I probably shouldn't be able to see theirs.

So here I am now. In school with the evaporating snail image in my head. That's just more grief on my shoulders. Why is Vanitas so cruel? It's not like the snail was going to murder someone. Who could it do that? Choke someone to death? Slide down someone's throat and—Mmmm... perverted mental image.

On cue, Vanitas wacked me across the head again, a loud 'ow' emitting from my throat. The rest of the class turned around to stare at with me blank facial expressions as I sat in the back of the classroom. "Sorry" I mumbled, a blush forming on my cheeks.
"No one would want to suck you, Sora. Get over yourself." Gee... I feel loved.

That's what I get, huh?

You know... most people would love having a magical, demonic being following them around everywhere. But I can HONESTLY tell you now, it's not. It's horrible! Sure, he can make things appear out of thin air (like that salt), but who says it was to your advantage? Ugh. Vanitas... how I loathe you.

Someone knocked on the door and after a moment of hesitation, a tall, muscular man marched through the door swiftly, his hair bouncing around as he stepped through.
You know that stereotypical moment in chick flicks where the main protagonist falls for the new hot stud in school? Yep. That's me, and this is that movie.

From the corner of my eye, I saw Vanitas stalk over to the boy and pinch his butt, even though the guy didn't react. He couldn't even feel it. Huh.
"Dayum. He's got a nice tush."
"He's mine." I hissed back to him, glaring. I didn't want Vanitas to scare him off too!

Suddenly, once again, everyone in the classroom stared at me. Shit. Only Vanitas was supposed to hear me! GREAAAAAAAAT...
"Nice going, asshole."
I scowled at my 'friend' and pouted, sinking into my chair from embarrassment.
The gorgeous boy raised an eyebrow, and our eyes locked together, another blush forming over my cheeks. I wasn't insane... I wasn't!
"What's your name, dear?" The teacher asked the freshman, and as his perfect lips parted to speak the utmost beautiful name ever, I felt myself melt in place.
"Riku."
Oooooooh god...

"Sora has a booooooyfriend~!" Vanitas sung, poking me in the ribs.
I jumped you from shock as he poked a sensitive area around my ribs and squeaked, more people staring at me as I made a fool of myself.
"Why don't you sit next to Sora, Riku?" The teacher said, since the seat next to me was the only one free. OOOH! AWWW! I could make a move then! Subtle...
"Next to him? But he seems crazy!" He replied, eyes widening.
Awwww... Rejected...

Vanitas took that chance to burst into laughter, his spit spraying onto my face.
To everyone else, I seemed to have wiped my face from imaginary dust, scowling darkly into thin air. "Whore." I mumbled to Van.
"Excuse me?" A rather handsome voice replied, the chair besides me making a squeak as the rubber on the floor was moved as the voice opened the space between the chair nad the table to sit down in. "Did you say something?"

I slowly turned my head and met eyes with the God of Beauty, a blush appearing over my face ONCE again.
Oh shit... he thought I called him a whore... "I-I-I-I-I... no..." I whimpered, stuttering from the amazing man in front of me. I meant Vanitas was the whore! WHYYYY WAS HE SO GOD DAMN GOOD LOOKING!
Look at those perfect taunt lips, and those aquamarine eyes... and those biceps to die for... oh god... I... mmm...
"Sora..." Vanitas whispered into my ear, trying to catch my attention but I couldn't look away from Riku. "Don't have a wet dream."
"AH!" I screamed, a mental image of that appearing bursting into my brain. "GROSS!"

That was it. EVERY single person was glaring at me, including the teacher and Riku, so I burst inrto tears and ran out of the room, collapsing in the boys toilets down the hall.
Without even having to look, I could feel Vanitas hovering over me as I wailed in the toilet cell, my shoulders jerking every few seconds. "W-W-W-Why did you do that Vanitas!" I cried loudly, my eyes all red and puffy.
He just shrugged as a response. "It was funny?"
"I-I-I..." A large lump formed in my throat and I couldn't push it back down, my shoulders shuddering more. "I-I-I hate you."

I stayed in that small, confined space for what seemed like hours, and when I heard a knocking on the door, I knew my time was up. I had to get out of there. "Sora?" A voice called, and my body winced again. I knew that voice... "It's me, Riku." Eh?

I unlocked the cell and pulled my head out, my body following not a moment after, but I kept my head down, staring at the pee covered floor. Disgusting.
"Ooooh~" Vanitas sung right into my ear, smirking. "I think he likes you."
"Are you okay? You seem a bit..."
"Mental?" I finished Riku's sentence, still keeping my gaze on the floor.
"Something like that." He laughed back awkwardly.
Yeah... I am a bit fucked in the head, aren't I?

Riku pulled me out into the large space of the bathroom, towards the sinks just so we weren't blocking one of the toilets. "Are you okay? Something the matter?"
I scoffed. "You wouldn't believe me if I told you."
A slim finger curled under my chin, forcing my head up. My eyes locked with Riku's again and I whimpered, feeling so vulnerable.
"Ooooh..." Vanitas sung once again, puckering his lips. "I think he wants to make out with you."
I forced myself not to swat my hand towards Van, just so I didn't look even more 'mental'.
"Try me." Riku smirked, our noses only inches away.
"Would you believe..." I turned my eyes away, blankly looking towards a roll of toilet paper. Ew. "I'm being haunted by a ghost?"
Vanitas scoffed.
Riku laughed. "I would actually."
Van's eyes lit up, impressed that Riku actually accepted that. "We have a keeper."

You know how some people believe in love at first sight? I think Riku was my saviour. "R-Really?" I smiled, my eyes widening.
Riku instantly burst into laughter, his cackle seeming rough and coarse. "No!" He roared, water appearing in his eyes a few minutes later as he laughed himself to tears. "Aaaah... Cya later freak~" He flicked his hand towards me and left the room, leaving me defenceless in this dark atmosphere.
Vanitas suddenly burst into chuckles too, but unlike Riku, he feel to the floor in laughter. "AND SORA GETS SHUT DOWN! OOOOOOOWNED!"

Great. What a great day in school.

KH © Square-Enix, and Disney.
I do not own the characters.

KH © Square-Enix, and Disney.
I do not own the characters.

KH © Square-Enix, and Disney.