Disclaimer: dont own Bleach!

Warning: ummm... mistakes? in rush? XD

Unknown Object

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"Orihime-chan, I want you to give this to Ichigo and tell him to use it when the time is right!"

The only problem though, was that she didn't even know what it was.

The object in her hand was a small, oval shaped electronic. It was a light shade of pink and had a thin cord sticking out of it connecting to a small rectangular remote.

The auburn haired girl bit her lip, wondering why this was so important to give to her boyfriend. She pushed the object's button and felt the strong vibration coming from the oval thingy. Orihime's mouth opened and she giggled. It felt so strange.

"Inoue?" Orihime turned around and saw her orange headed mate.

"Hello, Kurosaki-kun," the beauty chimed. She smiled up at him and he returned it with a small grin.

Still fiddling with the object, Orihime jumped when it started to move and make the buzzing sound once more in her hands. Ichigo raised an eyebrow.

"Um… what's that you're holding?"

"Oh, this?" Orihime unlaced her fingers and showed him the object. "Rangiku-san told me to give this to you Kurosaki-kun!"

"…"

She smiled widely and pushed the button again. "It tickles~"

What the hell? Is she… p-playing with that…that….!

"Oh! And she also said to give it to you so you can use it for something in the future…" she put a finger to her lip in wonder. "Well… whatever that means…"

"…"

Orihime noticed his silence.

"I-Is something wrong, Kurosaki-kun?"

"…"

Not knowing what else to do, she grasped his hand and uncurled his fingers which were in a tight fist. She placed the pink oval-thingy in his hand and curled his finger back up.

"So I guess it's yours Kurosaki-kun," she stated. "But you got to let me see it sometime so I can use it! I like the way it feels on my skin!"

"…"

"Oh no! Something is wrong with Kurosaki-kun!" Orihime panicked. "What will I do? The little blue men would have taken his brain and sold it on the black marked by now! What will-"

"Inoue…"

"Are you ok?"

"Yea, it's just…"

"What, Kurosaki-kun?"

"This… thing…"

"Hmm?"

"I think it's a…"

"A what?"

"…I think it's a v-v-vibrator." Great, now he was stuttered it out like an idiot.

"Oh, so that's what the toy's called."

"T-Toy?" Ichigo wanted it to sound like a question, but it sounded more like a denial

"Yes! Rangiku-san told me we were going to play with it sometime soon, but she wouldn't tell me how…" Orihime pouted.

"…"

"Ano… do you know how to use it Kurosaki-kun?" She asked so innocently.

But how was he supposed to tell his innocent girlfriend that it wasn't just a regular toy?

She fucking bought us a sex toy!

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A/N: yea! I like the word kinky, it sounds so kinky~! ^w^

I guess this will mostly just be filled with one-shots. Rated M because I plan to put some smust in here. Maybe with the use of "toys" during it too? XD I find myself laughing at my own jokes. Whoosh!

I take suggestions, if you have any to spare me! =3 Just send a PM or a drop a review to tell me. I need some idea's to put up on here, so give me your input on all this.

So… is this where I say review? Thank you, thank you. I like when you pat me on the head and through peanuts into my cage also~! Please just try and drop something, 'kay? I need some lovin' too! Love me, love me, oh love me~!

Friday, Friday, kicken' down on Friday~! Yesterday was Thursday (really? O_O) and tomorrow is Sa-toor-day~! (OMG! Your logic amazes me!)

I think she has a nice voice (listen to her sing on good morning America, you'll see), I just hate her lyrics. Her parents did this for her and her mom even said she could have probably killed a few people… (O_O) I read some of the comment, and a lot were really mean and nasty (D=) I don't like when people are mean, make me all sad…. T~T

R&R, yes?