This story contains no bending. Also Toph can see! :)

I do not own "Avatar the last air bender"!

So here it goes! Viewer discretion is advised.

Skis

Toph repeatedly stabbed the school meat. The source of her violent mood was the table of squeaky clean students that were talking one table behind her. There sat ponytail boy, president scar face, goody goody vice president, too nice swimming captain and upside down Cinderella. They were her pet peeves. She could pretty much figure out that scar face and ponytail boy aren't squeaky annoyingly clean. But the other three were impossibly too good. Who for the love of god hasn't had one bad day! Even Jesus himself probably had a bad day! Their happy tone of voice could be heard on the wiggles or any baby show for that matter. Mermaid and vice presidz smiles irradiated her to no end it was if their dentist shoved a star in there or something. But seriously if you see them smiling you would immediately book a dentist appointment the next day. It looked as if a specially designed cleaning squad had brighten their teeth every single day with the prime objective to inform people of good hygiene!

With a groan Toph laid her forehead on the cool surface of the lunch table. She was trying so hard not to dump a barrel of trash on them to see them flip out. But then again they're so squeaky clean that they'll think it was their fault. A noise of a tray hitting her lunch table made Toph move her head somewhat in acknowledgment. Already knowing who made the noise.

Sitting down directly in front of Toph was a semi- curly hair blond with the school uniform neatly press clean and uncreased. Who had a tidy lunch bag with her, she smiled sweetly at the annoyed raven hair girl.

"Isn't this nice weather for November Toph?" the blond asked as she carefully spread out an napkin and set her lunch on top of it.

Toph groaned at Alice's optimism. Her shoes scrapping the sanitary tile floor. Sometimes Alice thinks too innocent but it grew on Toph and only annoyed her at times when she was currently annoyed like right now.

"Oh you mean the fridget cold- yeah I'm totally into polar bear weather." Toph answered turning her head away from Alice.

Alice gave a smile and bit into her sandwich neatly. Alice had gotten use to Tophs many moods. She even knew how to deal with it. So after she finished her bite she digged into her book bag and produced an unopened bag of skittles.

Toph heard the unmistakeable shake of a full bag of skittles across from her. She jerked her head to the sound causing her bangs to lift slightly and grabbed it from the hand of Alice. Toph smiled as she pried open the bag, poured a hand full which she tossed in her mouth. Foul mood gone and the power of the rainbow took its effect.

"So delightful weather we're having Toph?" Alice asked straightening her plaid skirt.

Toph nodded her head. She really could care less about the weather as long as she has her never ending bag of happiness. It could be as cold as the north pole and she'll say its feels like Hawaii.

"Of course the 'real Alice'" Toph agreed. Alice shook her head sweetly at the reference to Alice in wonderland.

Toph took another handful of her candy and noticed the violet hair girl who slammed her tray was being unreasonably quiet.

"What's wrong bat face, batman's not using you as signal anymore?"

The violet hair girl gave a mock glare and matched Tophs sarcasm with her own.

"Well at least I can ride the bat wing shorty!"

"That was three years ago lecher!" Toph shouted.

The violet hair girl paused and gave a confused look and then shouted "Don't use words you don't know!"

"You don't know! But I do!" Toph shouted in smugness.

The violet hair girl gave Toph a pout and then turn to Alice as Toph finished her skittles.

"Kikyo she called you a man addicted to lewdness" Alice whispered to kikyo a little confused on why Toph would use that word.

Seemly only hearing the 'man' part the kikyo shouted "I'm not a man tomboy!" specifically pointing out that Toph wore a tailored pair of the boys uniform pants.

Toph first glared at the blond across from her for telling bat face and then turned to the kikyo pointing out the dark mascara outlining her brown eyes.

"You so are! That's why you wear so much makeup! To cover up your manliness!" Toph shouted now frustrated that her bag of skittles was empty.

"That is not why you man!"

"Ha! That's originally you slut!"

"You shrimp!"

"You harlot!"

"You pick-in pocket midget!"

"You 'round about hussy!"

"You- You homo sapien!"

After that rushed out of the violet haired girls mouth on the spot both girls broke into smile that was followed by laughter.

"You- You what?" Toph asked through her laughter reeled over in her seat not caring that her elbow bumped into her tray and sent a few peas on the table.

"T-That was t-the only t-thing I could t-think of! Ha!" The kikyo answered through her laughter.

Once the laughter died neither of the perivously laughing girls took noticed of the attention they received in shocked, amused, or annoyed faces. Though their shy friend did, she could all but feel 20 pairs of disapproving stares at her.

"You guys. Could you not call each other those offending words?" Alice asked with a current blush on her face.

Signing bat face gave Alice a knowing look "How many times have we've been over this you can't just sit there and take those stares. Give them the finger or something! Or pay no mind to those up tight douchebags!" Bat face coached.

Alice looked up at her violet hair friend and knew she was trying to make her feel better in a uncensored kind of way " Thank you kikyo."

"How much do you bet that I can hit scar faces head!" Toph said interrupting their emotional friendship moment.

Kikyo immediatly got on board and laid a twenty. "You are so on for that bet!" kikyo smiled smugly.

Toph smiled at her foolish friend. It was getting too easy to get kikyo into a bet. Toph loved the fact that her friend was an in denial gambler. And it was an added plus that she wasn't even good at it. She would go into any bet even betting a six year old at chuckle cheeses during her seven year old cousins birthday party. This violet hair bat face didn't even know the meaning to stop! She kept going until shes pulled away kicking and screaming. In other words kikyo had and unwinning streak.

Still smiling Toph turned a 180o in her spinning seat and faced scar faces table. She searched for a rubber band in her pocket that was sure to be there and grabbed a pea from her tray behind her. Holding the wet pea she readied the rubber band and did a silent countdown.

Three...Two...On-

" You really shouldn't do this Toph! What if you get in trouble! Think about this!" Alice's hands were clasped in nervousness. She knew something that Toph wasn't cautious to notice.

"Just throw it so I can make my money!" kikyo said impatiently rubbing her hands.

Readying her rubber band with a new pea that was squashed in Alices interruption Toph said over her shoulders "Sure I'll think about this scardy cat but I'll need a reason!"

Alice bit her lower lip and said nothing.

"I thought that much." Toph said and started her silent countdown aimed at Zukos forehead.

Three...

Kikyo smiled greedily at Zuko waiting for Tophs miss and her sweet money and first win.

Two...

Alice looked in the direction of the person that was staring at Toph waiting for her to shoot.

...Thr-

" !" Alice pushed the words out of her mouth in a loud whisper.

Toph slowly turned her head towards the flustered blond raising her covered eyebrow. "What?"

Taking a long inhale Alice stated slowly but still flustered "The principle is making his daily routines in the cafeteria to get a chance to suspend you!"

"That little S.O.B!" Toph whispered in anger. Then she looked at the now secretive blond in front of her "And why didn't you tell me before!"

Alice frowned and said filled with self disappointment "You know I don't feel right about boasting other peoples personal conversations!"

"But it was about me!"

"It doesn't make it right!"

Toph gave a frustrated sign. She felt like shaking out all the good morals out of Alice that her parents imprinted into her. If someone was talking about beating Toph after school. Toph guessed that Alice would wait at the very end to give her the heads up. Probably when she's in a headlock.

"You know what I'm not hungry." with that said Toph got up dumped her food with her tray into the trash an turned to her friends. "And you two better not follow me either." She then left the cafeteria.

Alice stared down at her unappealing lunch and stuffed it back into her bag. She didn't mean to be too good! She just follows what she thought was right. Now Toph hates her!

"...I was so fucking close..." kikyo groaned with her head near her lunch on the table. Alice frowned at her friend.

"I'm sorry." Alice apologized to kikyo patting her on her back.

Now all Alice had to do was apologize to Toph.

A/N:Okay I'm back and I need reviews on whether I did Tophs character right okay!

And what do you think about kikyo and Alice? Too much? Too little? Was Toph a tad bit insensitive? JUST TELL ME I'M DIEING TO KNOW!