This was created using a drabble online creator and filling out different slots. Most of the words I used I had no clue would end up like this. Quite interesting to say the least.

Disclaimer: I do not own these characters but I wish I did. If I did they would have more scenes and sex would ensue.

Its meant to be humorous not serious obviously lol.

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Couple: Frank/Zolf

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The Cat Prince

Frank was walking through a dark meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a crazy little cat lying under a tree.

Frank skipped over to see the dear thing and was abandoned to find that he was hurt! An apparel had pierced his caring little cock and he whimpered playfully with the pain.

"My elegant little friend," Frank said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the apparel, as kindly as he could. The cat cried out and Frank's heart ached, like a cat thats caught a mouse.. "You'll be all right," Frank whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Zolf and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Zolf up in his arms, Frank carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Frank nursed Zolf, cleaning his cock and feeding him Aftermath-brand cat chow.

On the eighth night, Zolf climbed into bed with Frank. He burrowed under the covers and huskily licked Frank's ass. It made Frank giggle and he cuddled close to Zolf, stroking his leg and singing tightly to him.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Frank hurried home so he could curl up with Zolf. It gave him a childlike feeling whenever Zolf licked his ass.

Then one night, Zolf looked up at Frank and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a domineering prince."

Frank screamed obediently, he was so surprised. How could a cat talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Zolf said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Frank said and kissed Zolf on his leg. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a domineering prince! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Prince Zolf," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Frank said.

"See?" Zolf said and showed Frank the scar from the apparel on his cock. Then he kissed Frank and they tumbled on the table and did a lot of very crabby things, some of them involving an electric jeans.

"I love you," Zolf said when they were done. Frank clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Zolf had stashed away.

And if Zolf didn't know about Frank's visits to the cat sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.