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-Poseidon-
Current location: Underwater palace
Occupation: Lord of the Sea/Coolest Olympian
Favourite quotations: "The sea does not like to be restrained."
"PERCY JACKSON!"
"That's me. Ancient history."
"And you, Percy, are my favourite son."
"WHO DARES – Percy."
"Good day for fishing."
People who inspire Poseidon: Sally Jackson, Percy Jackson
Favourite books: 101 Ways to Annoy your Brother, Being Bipolar: It's easy, How to Get the Twinkliest Eyes: An Advanced Guide, How to Handle Awkward Situations: Erms and Ums and much, much more, How to Deal with your Daddy Issues
Activities: Having sparkly eyes, annoying my brother/king, having random mood swings, making hurricanes, tsunamis and typhoons, picking favourites, stringing lovers, making monster babies, polishing my trident.
About Poseidon: My son is so cool, he just radiates coolness. I want to be just like him when I grow up.
Interested in: Women/Monster women
Interests: Loving my sons, making awkward introductions, having skulls dedicated to me, irritating Zeus, being Athena's rival, the sea
Relationship status: Married
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-Hades-
Current location: The Underworld
Occupation: God of Death/Creep
Favourite quotations: "Destroy them!"
"You were a TERRIBLE father."
People who inspire Hades: The dead
Favourite books: How to Deal with your Daddy Issues, A Beginner's Guide to Oily Hair, How to Grow Traitorous Pomegranates, 101 Ways to be a Grouchy Sod, Anger Management: Cursing innocents and Killing Nephews, How to Make Children Feel Worthless
Activities: Comparing my son to his dead sister, arguing with my brothers, talking to dead people, setting blood-thirsty monsters after relatives, stringing lovers
About Hades: I see dead people.
Interested in: Women
Interests: Tricking women into marrying me, growing irresistible pomegranates, arguing with Demeter, brooding
Relationship status: Married
So? You like? Special contest: Because I don't know who I should write about next, you guys decide :D The person who leaves the awesomest review decides who I write about in the next update. Yay!
-Rory x