A/N: I have not been on Fanfiction for the longest time, but since I'm back (and I'm really bored) I decided to make another one of these.

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. I wish I did…but I don't.

13 things that Emmett Cullen is NOT allowed to do… :D again.

1. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to dress up as Katniss Everdeen from the Hunger games.

2. Emmet Cullen is not allowed to dress up as Katniss and shoot arrows at his family members.

3. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to lock all of his family members and the wolves in an arena and make them duel to the death.

4. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to say, "And may the odds be ever in your favor."

5. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to go to Korea and become a k-pop idol

6. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to sing

7. ...or dance

8. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to steal unicorns.

9. ..or zebras

10. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to plank...

11. ...on the Empire State Building.

12. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to dress up in pink...

13. ...and say Alice dressed him.

"Hey Emmett! You got more fan mail!" Carlisle called from the living room. Emmett walked in and Carlisle waved the list in his face.

Emmett took the list and read over it. "But I just saw the Hunger Games! My Katniss costume is in the closet!"