Chapter Six : Galadriel with holt pink hair? …..Oh my!
After Aragorn and Gimli found and wheeled Legolas out of the woods on a stretcher and woke him up by spraying Herbal Essences Volumizing Gel in his face, and Legolas shampooed and styled his hair because his hair had a micro grain of dirt in it when his head had hit the forest floor, he was ready to go back to Scissors and Wizards. But, he already found a costumer waiting for him. Galadriel herself.
"I looked in my mirror Legolas, and it showed me that I needed to get a haircut." She announced. "Something crazy. Something flashy. Something that says, 'I love Gandalf and I'm not afraid to hide it!'" The fellowship stared. "I-I-I mean, 'I love, er,…Golf and I'm not afraid to hide it!'" Everybody blinked. "Oh yes, um, that Tiger Woods, huh? Veeeeeeery sexy." She said. "Right, I'll just, um, go in now then." Everybody kept staring. She went inside nervously.
"So, um, you love golf now?' asked Legolas, getting out his scissors. "Funny, I heard you mention just yesterday that golf is the most vile sport in the world." Galadriel tried helplessly to grope for a response. "BUT I DID HEAR YOU SAY that you had a 'thing' for old hot wizards with gray hair." Her mouth opened. "AND," said Legolas, "I found THIS," he held out a magazine labeled, 'Play Wizard', with very…explicit… content," in your chamber." Galadriel grabbed it.
"Don't be REDICULOUS Legolas. That is, um, Haldir's." (but we all know the sick, sick truth. Galadriel loves Gandalf.) From outside, the fellowship was singing. And NOT a lovely elfin ballad either. 'Galadriel and Gandalf sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the baby carriage…' Gimli cleared his throat from behind Legolas. Galadriel looked up in surprise. "What are YOU doing here?" she asked with a slight sneer.
"What? Worried I'm cramping your elfin style?" shot back Gimli.
"ALL dwarfs cramp my elfin style." Galadriel said angrily.
"Well, all elves cramp my dwarfish style." He said after a moment.
"Ok, these horrible comebacks are getting annoying, plus, it sounds like a very bad rap song. Gimli, just do me a favor and go over…there…somewhere…" Legolas said with a sigh, waving vaguely off to the left. Gimli glared at him. "She's my customer!" Gimli, grumbling something about 'Revenge, oh yes, revenge, REVENGE….' went into a corner and sat down glumly. "Now," said Legolas, turning back to Galadriel, "How do you want your hair done?" Galadriel considered.
"Well, how about a little trim, just two or three inches, no longer, and perhaps a bit of that color-enhancing shampoo? My REAL hair color is starting to show through." (Yes, Galadriel does not have pretty blonde hair. In actuality, her hair is horribly curly, like a gigantic bush, and is a dirty, muddy brown. She dies it blonde and has it professionally straightened. AND she also wears color contacts. Thought her eyes were blue? Nope. They're really a distorted brownish-milky-white/watery blue thing. )
"Right." Said Legolas, wheeling her over to the hair wash station thing. He grabbed a bottle of color-enhancing shampoo and started rubbing it into her hair. But, instead of it being gold, the shampoo was hot pink. 'Hmm,' Legolas thought, 'Now why is it hot pink? Oh well. That pretty elf was outside the shop today. She has such nice hair, but there were lots of split ends…' And that was how possibly the most horrible mistake ever to happen in Lorien happened. After he was done shampooing her hair, he brought her back to the chair where he would cut her hair. He turned away to get the scissors, and Gimli snuck behind him and over to Galadriel. He took out his arts and crafts scissors with the zigzag edges and started cutting her hair with his eyes closed. Then he snuck away. Legolas turned back to Galadriel, and his eyes nearly popped out of his head. "AHHH!"
"What's wrong Legolas?" asked Galadriel. Legolas gulped.
"I, uh, you're just so beautiful, I felt like, like screaming." He stammered out, glaring death at Gimli. Gimli grinned evilly. He motioned toward the bottle of hot pink hair die and mouthed, 'did you do that too?' Gimli grinned even more evilly. "Um…Galadriel…? How do you feel about, er, really really really short hot pink hair?"
"Oh I hate it." she said.
"Ha. Ok, um, well, start considering it strongly."
"Why?" he turned her around to face the mirror. At first she was stunned. Then : "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She took a breath. "Legolashowcouldyoudothistome?IwastoldyouwereaverygoodhairdresserandnowTHIS? I'llgetyoufiredandkickedoutofLothlorienforever,IsweartoELBERETHLegolas,Iwill ,Iwill,Iwill,Iwill,IWILL!" she said very fast. Then she slapped him and stocked out, but not before grabbing a wig off his wig rack. Legolas groaned.
"GIMLI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !"
~*Author's Note*~ Yes, this story hasn't been updated in like a MONTH. I've been busy publishing other things ^_^. BUT, I finally did it, even if it is short. YEY!! SO REVIEW!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE MY REVIEWERS, I WORSHIP THEM!!!! SO PLEASEEEEEEE FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO REVIEW!!!!!!!!!
After Aragorn and Gimli found and wheeled Legolas out of the woods on a stretcher and woke him up by spraying Herbal Essences Volumizing Gel in his face, and Legolas shampooed and styled his hair because his hair had a micro grain of dirt in it when his head had hit the forest floor, he was ready to go back to Scissors and Wizards. But, he already found a costumer waiting for him. Galadriel herself.
"I looked in my mirror Legolas, and it showed me that I needed to get a haircut." She announced. "Something crazy. Something flashy. Something that says, 'I love Gandalf and I'm not afraid to hide it!'" The fellowship stared. "I-I-I mean, 'I love, er,…Golf and I'm not afraid to hide it!'" Everybody blinked. "Oh yes, um, that Tiger Woods, huh? Veeeeeeery sexy." She said. "Right, I'll just, um, go in now then." Everybody kept staring. She went inside nervously.
"So, um, you love golf now?' asked Legolas, getting out his scissors. "Funny, I heard you mention just yesterday that golf is the most vile sport in the world." Galadriel tried helplessly to grope for a response. "BUT I DID HEAR YOU SAY that you had a 'thing' for old hot wizards with gray hair." Her mouth opened. "AND," said Legolas, "I found THIS," he held out a magazine labeled, 'Play Wizard', with very…explicit… content," in your chamber." Galadriel grabbed it.
"Don't be REDICULOUS Legolas. That is, um, Haldir's." (but we all know the sick, sick truth. Galadriel loves Gandalf.) From outside, the fellowship was singing. And NOT a lovely elfin ballad either. 'Galadriel and Gandalf sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the baby carriage…' Gimli cleared his throat from behind Legolas. Galadriel looked up in surprise. "What are YOU doing here?" she asked with a slight sneer.
"What? Worried I'm cramping your elfin style?" shot back Gimli.
"ALL dwarfs cramp my elfin style." Galadriel said angrily.
"Well, all elves cramp my dwarfish style." He said after a moment.
"Ok, these horrible comebacks are getting annoying, plus, it sounds like a very bad rap song. Gimli, just do me a favor and go over…there…somewhere…" Legolas said with a sigh, waving vaguely off to the left. Gimli glared at him. "She's my customer!" Gimli, grumbling something about 'Revenge, oh yes, revenge, REVENGE….' went into a corner and sat down glumly. "Now," said Legolas, turning back to Galadriel, "How do you want your hair done?" Galadriel considered.
"Well, how about a little trim, just two or three inches, no longer, and perhaps a bit of that color-enhancing shampoo? My REAL hair color is starting to show through." (Yes, Galadriel does not have pretty blonde hair. In actuality, her hair is horribly curly, like a gigantic bush, and is a dirty, muddy brown. She dies it blonde and has it professionally straightened. AND she also wears color contacts. Thought her eyes were blue? Nope. They're really a distorted brownish-milky-white/watery blue thing. )
"Right." Said Legolas, wheeling her over to the hair wash station thing. He grabbed a bottle of color-enhancing shampoo and started rubbing it into her hair. But, instead of it being gold, the shampoo was hot pink. 'Hmm,' Legolas thought, 'Now why is it hot pink? Oh well. That pretty elf was outside the shop today. She has such nice hair, but there were lots of split ends…' And that was how possibly the most horrible mistake ever to happen in Lorien happened. After he was done shampooing her hair, he brought her back to the chair where he would cut her hair. He turned away to get the scissors, and Gimli snuck behind him and over to Galadriel. He took out his arts and crafts scissors with the zigzag edges and started cutting her hair with his eyes closed. Then he snuck away. Legolas turned back to Galadriel, and his eyes nearly popped out of his head. "AHHH!"
"What's wrong Legolas?" asked Galadriel. Legolas gulped.
"I, uh, you're just so beautiful, I felt like, like screaming." He stammered out, glaring death at Gimli. Gimli grinned evilly. He motioned toward the bottle of hot pink hair die and mouthed, 'did you do that too?' Gimli grinned even more evilly. "Um…Galadriel…? How do you feel about, er, really really really short hot pink hair?"
"Oh I hate it." she said.
"Ha. Ok, um, well, start considering it strongly."
"Why?" he turned her around to face the mirror. At first she was stunned. Then : "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She took a breath. "Legolashowcouldyoudothistome?IwastoldyouwereaverygoodhairdresserandnowTHIS? I'llgetyoufiredandkickedoutofLothlorienforever,IsweartoELBERETHLegolas,Iwill ,Iwill,Iwill,Iwill,IWILL!" she said very fast. Then she slapped him and stocked out, but not before grabbing a wig off his wig rack. Legolas groaned.
"GIMLI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !"
~*Author's Note*~ Yes, this story hasn't been updated in like a MONTH. I've been busy publishing other things ^_^. BUT, I finally did it, even if it is short. YEY!! SO REVIEW!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE MY REVIEWERS, I WORSHIP THEM!!!! SO PLEASEEEEEEE FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO REVIEW!!!!!!!!!