Noises

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Summary: The team's at a bar after work and while heading over to the bathroom they hear Hotch and Emily in the ladies room...

A/N: And here is the final installment of the "Noises" series.

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Victor Lownes said, "A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are."

The team clink their beer bottles together celebrating a job well done at catching a their latest violent psychotic unsub.

"For a job well done, my pets" Garcia said toasting the team "For saving the world from another bad guy."

"Thank you baby girl" Morgan chuckled before dropping a kiss on her cheek, "You know they all couldn't have done it if it weren't for me..."

"And your thick skull" JJ muttered, looking at the group, "I'm hungry. Anyone want to split some french fries?"

"Maybe some buffalo wings too?" Dave added, his own appetite appearing after a grueling case.

"Sounds good" Reid nodded in agreement, "Coincidentally did you know that buffalo wings don't actually come from buffalo? And interestingly enough..."

"Not interested," JJ got up as Dave followed her towards the bar.

Reid stood up, looking at the table "I'll be back."

"Sure thing terminator" Garcia joked "Headed for the bathroom?"

"Don't fall in" Morgan teased.

Reid gave them a glare before heading towards the men's room.

Reid stopped when he saw a young jet black haired girl standing still at the ladies room, seemingly listening in.

"Are you all right?" Reid asked concerned for the young woman who was roughly around his own age.

The woman turned around and her face was deep crimson red of embarrassment "I think someone's having sex in there."

A loud moan was heard but couldn't be heard over the loud music in the bar, the girl's cheeks went red and so did Reid's.

Reid instantly looked over at his table, mentally doing a head count then whispered "Oh no."

He knew who the two in the ladies room was by the fact that two were missing from the table.

"Hey?" the asked "You look like you've seen a ghost."

"Oh no" Reid murmured, leaving the woman standing by the door, "Oh no, no, no."

Rushing to the table, he startled the group who was busy with eating their food.

"Spence?" JJ asked "What's wrong?"

"It's happening again" Reid whispered out.

"What's happening again?" Morgan asked taking a sip of beer.

"When I was by the bathroom door, I heard..." Reid started "Noises."

The table went silent, all eyes went wide as the team looked over at the bathrooms. Garcia and JJ get up rushing for it.

All three men stay rooted in there spot until both blondes gave them a look, telling them to move it.

"Why is it always me?" Reid sighed.

Morgan, Dave and Reid stand next to the two women and listen in.

"Oh!" Hotch said "Oh, Emily."

"Yes!" Emily shouted "Yes, Aaron!"

"I love it when you call me, Aaron" Hotch chuckled.

The five intruding eavesdroppers look at each other.

"That's different" JJ whispered to the group who all nod.

"Thank you, Emily" Hotch sighed and moaned.

"Anytime." Emily said moaning in satisfaction "Any freaking time."

Hotch laughed and the sound of the door being banged into caught them all by surprise.

"Sorry" Hotch whispered.

"Hmm?" Emily moaned "Never apologize for that."

JJ and Garcia exchanged a look and her clanking around in the bathroom.

"Oh God!" Emily shouted "Aaron!"

"Emily" Hotch whispered "Shhh, baby. Shhh!"

The team heard moaning and grunting.

"Yes!" Emily shouted "Ohhhhhhhhhh."

Reid looked at the floor quietly muttering statistics while Morgan was biting his lip.

Dave looked from both blondes to the two younger men and cleared his throat causing them to look at them.

"Should we interrupt?" Dave whispered to them.

Reid still looking down nodded while both women shook their heads, Morgan shrugged his shoulders.

"Who are we to knock them, having fun?" Morgan whispered back.

"I don't want to hear this" Reid whispered.

"Oh, Aaron!" Emily's muffled voice shouted.

Reid looked like he wanted to leave but when he turned around he bumped into the young dark haired girl who told him about the noises.

"Still at it, huh?" the dark haired girl said "Why are you all standing around listening?"

"Well... uh..." Reid started.

"They're our friends" Garcia said.

"So you decided to listen in on your friends having sex?" the girl asked "Kinda private don't you think? I mean yeah it's in a public place, but don't you think you should... I don't know not be listening at their private moments?"

"Well then why are you standing here listening too?" JJ asked furrowing her eyebrows.

"Uh... because I have to go to the bathroom" the dark haired woman, "I'm not going to go in the men's room or the alley."

The team watched as the woman pushed past them and opened up the bathroom door.

The team watched in shock as they saw Hotch pulled away from Emily.

Both dark haired profiler's turning their backs on the team, as Emily lowered her skirt and Hotch pulling up his pants.

"Busted!" Garcia said watching the two flustered agents straighten up themselves.

"It's not what it looks like..." Emily said flustered as she turned around with hickeys all over her neck.

"Sure, Princess" Morgan teased "And I suppose those marks on your neck are just what? Rashes?"

Hotch and Emily glared at the chuckling team, as the dark haired girl came out to wash her hands.

"It's just sex" the girl said "It's nothing wrong..."

The girl looked down at Emily's hand, "Holy crap! You can see where the Titanic hit that thing."

The girl walked out of the bathroom with a smile on her face 'Weird people, but kind of fun. McGee would love them in his Deep Six books. Well done, Abby Scuito.'

The team looked down at Emily's hand and saw an engagement ring on her finger.

"You're engaged?" JJ squealed running over to hug the two.

"Well yeah" Hotch said being pulled into a hug by the two blondes as the men went over to congratulate them.

"Can we please leave the ladies room, now?" Reid asked looking over to see women look in and glare at the men in the bathroom.

"Sure" Dave said "Next round is on me."

The team walk out of the bathroom relieved that their friends were finally together and hopefully finished making noises in public.

Hotch and Emily walked out of the bathroom hand in hand, smirking at each other.

"The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right." Woody Allen

The End

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