Phineas vs. Kat

Coop entered the kitchen. "Kids, I have some news for you!" his father said, as soon as he walked in. "Dad, I didn't drop a giant water balloon into the attic!" Coop said quickly. "There's a giant water balloon in the attic?" his father asked, looking suspicious. "Never mind. What's the news?" Coop said, trying to change the subject. "We're going to visit my sister, Linda Flynn-Fletcher in Danville today!" his father announced. "We have an aunt Linda?" Millie and Coop said at the same time. "Sure do. And you have three cousins. Her boys are your age, Coop. Their names are Phineas and Ferb. They also have a pet platypus named Perry" their father explained. "Hear that, Mr. Kat? We get to play with a platypus!" Millie said to Kat, but Kat was to busy looking at Coop. His chocolate brown hair, his piercing blue eyes. She loved him. Lucky for her, tomorrow was Valentine's day. "We'll be staying with Aunt Linda for two weeks" Coop's father finished. Kat panicked. She wasn't sure she could reveal her crush with relatives of the Burtonburgers around!

MEANWHILE...

"Kids, my brother, Burt Burtonburger is coming over soon, so I want you kids on your best behaviour" Linda announced. "We have an uncle Burt?" Candace and Phineas asked. Ferb, as usual, stayed quiet. "Yep. He has two kids, named Coop and Millie, and a pet cat" Linda said. "Maybe we should build an automatic, self-cleaning litter box for the cat, as a present!" Phineas suggested. Ferb nodded in agreement. He then went into his pack, and got out a blueprint, which he then handed to Phineas. "Yeah, this'll work" Phineas agreed. "They'll be here in two hours" Linda said, checking her watch. Later,the Burtonburgers pulled up in the driveway. Everyone ran out of the house to greet them. "Hey, I'm Coop" Coop said warmly. "I'm Phineas, and this is Ferb" Phineas said. "I'm Millie" Millie said. "Yeah, well, I'm Candace!" Candace said. After everyone had exchanged greetings, Millie got Kat out of the car. "This is Mr. Kat!" she said, showing everyone the hairless feline. "Right... uh, Mr. Kat" Phineas said slowly. "EW! That thing is so UGLY! It's a shaved, bug-eyed SKUNK!" Candace screamed. Coop laughed. "So I'm not the only one who thinks so!" he said, in between giggles. Everyone went inside, except Coop, Phineas, and Ferb, who went to the backyard. "You guys know Kat's evil, right?" Coop asked. Phineas shrugged. "Now we do" he said. "I'm glad SOMEBODY believes me!" Coop exclaimed. Meanwhile, Kat was trying to figure out a way to reveal her crush to Coop. 'There has to be a way to tell him' she thought. She sighed. There would never be a way to tell him, and she knew it. Kat clomped over to the TV, where Candace was watching some teen program. Candace looked at Kat with disgust, and scooted down to the other end of the couch. 'Got a crush, but don't know if you can tell him?' some woman on television said. Kat turned to the program, intruiged. "Mrow?" Kat said. Candace must have decided to move further away from Kat, because she went upstairs to her room. Kat watched the program, and figured out what human boys liked. Unfortunately, her plan could only work if she got Coop grounded. So she grabbed a bomb from her cat carrier, which she had been saving. Kat went to the backyard, and waved it in front of Coop's face. As expected, he growled at Kat. "You won't get away with it, this time Kat!" he shouted and chased Kat all the way up to Phineas and Ferb's bedroom. Kat lit the bomb, then ran. Coop tried to defuse the bomb, but it was too late. Luckily, he wasn't killed. Kat liked that about him. No matter what she threw his way, he always managed to live. Everyone in the house heard it go off, and came running to see what had happened. "COOP!" Burt shouted. "It wasn't me! It was Kat!" Coop shouted back. "Mr. Kat can't blow up a bedroom!" Millie said. "Coop, you're GROUNDED! Including tomorrow, when we're all going out for some fun!" Burt said to his son. Coop hung his head, but really, he was looking Kat with disgust.