Fact: There have been entire books and movies made surrounding Canada's hatred of Toronto. They're very lucrative in Ontario.

He'd snuck out of work early, and bought it with four other books. Sandwiched between them, he shoved it into the store bag, and that into a duffle. Ontario darted into his room, and only when he was behind a locked door and covered by a bed sheet did he take the time to breathe. Secure at last, he began to read.

Among the things which were true and he'd laugh along with, the things which were true and he couldn't admit even to himself, he found his guilty pleasure within hating himself along with the rest of his siblings.