Harry and the Fairy Flirt

July 29th 1992

Chapter 1: "A fairy good introduction"

Harry lay with his feet crossed and hands behind his head in his bed in Dudley's second bedroom, he was hungry as usual and just too tired to fight Uncle Vernon anymore today. He had just finished cleaning the house, doing the laundry, cooking those fat gits their food and cleaning up afterward only to be 'rewarded' with no supper and a couple of really good punches to the gut.

'I wish I could leave; it doesn't matter to where, anywhere is better than here' He thought about Hogwarts and his friends; how he missed them right now. 'Even Malfoy is a pussycat compared to these gits.' He sighed, 'well' he chuckled a bit 'At least he is so inbred that he is easy to outsmart.' He closed his eyes and tried to get some sleep. But even in his dreams he was tortured. . .

[Harry's Dream]

Harry stood there in silence, the room was pitch black; he couldn't see beyond his own nose but he did recognize the voice standing on his right side.

"Potter" Draco sneered at him "Just wait and see what I have planned for you now!" He laughed as the darkness opened enough for Harry to see him.

Harry glared at him "Do you even know Malfoy, or do you need to be reminded?"

"Shut up Potter!" He growled tightening his eyes on Harry.

"Oh crap another evil villains idiotic monologue . . . wake when you are through." He chuckled "You'll never outsmart anyone when you are telling them your next moves all the time."

"I know one thing that can outsmart you every time. . ." Without a warning he balled up his fist and punch Harry in the gut "A fist" To Harry's surprise it didn't hurt as much as it reminded him of a dull pain that he had recently acquired but he couldn't remember how.

"You won't get away with this Malfoy!"

"Right;" Draco smiled his crooked smile "Let's see if the Half-Wit-Weasley and that unwanted know it all friend of yours can help you this time; unless they want to take a few punches for you."

"Please, they are only after him for a taste of fame!" Uncle Vernon laughed as he appeared on the left side "They wouldn't do anything to help him unless they got something out of it!"

"You wouldn't know anything about them; you don't even know them!"

"Do you know them, Potter? After all who would really want to be your friend? I think that the only reason they hang around you is to get famous off your name." Draco laughed

"What makes you think you will ever amount to anything; with or without friends?" Uncle Vernon Growled. "You might be some fearless wizard but you're major weakness is a fist!"

"Right, some wizard you are Potter." Malfoy laughed hard then leaned back and punched him again right in the gut "You can't even help yourself you need everyone else to do it for you!"

Uncle Vernon roared with laughter and nodded an agreement to Malfoy before turning back to Harry "You're nothing but a freak!" His hand flew up to swing at Harry but after the unexpected punches he had taken from Malfoy he was more alert and ducked which only set Uncle Vernon off more.

Harry quickly sat down on the ground with his arms around his legs and cringed, a position he had gotten used to over the years. "Now is when the punches really start" Harry moaned from pain; he wasn't sure if he could take them and the thought made a deep fear start inside him. He suddenly felt a delicate hand on his left shoulder; the hand gave him a squeeze and then started shaking him. . .

[Dream Ends]

Harry jerked awake to find a petite Reddish Blonde sitting on his bed; well technically she was straddling him. On her knees, leaning on one hand her face was inches from his with a concerned smile. Blinking curiously she gazed deeper into his eyes, still shaking his shoulder.

When she saw his eyes open she leaned in so her lips were up against his ear "You awake" she whispered sweetly.

It took a few seconds for him to catch up 'She smells nice; like a field of fresh flowers.' The only thing that came to his mind was that a gorgeous girl was straddling him and now she was leaning down cheek to cheek with him.

She took a deep breath then whispered again. . . "Please, I need to talk to you." she felt him fidget under her "oh goody you are awake" Kissing his cheek she sat up and ran her hand up and down his chest smiling down at him.

"Who . . ." She quickly touched her finger to his lips to hush him. Just as he closed his mouth a few loud bangs on the door startled him.

"Boy" Uncle Vernon barked through the door.

"Yes Uncle Vernon?" The beautiful thing on his lap mimicked Harry's voice perfectly.

"Don't be expecting to be let out anytime soon and don't be expecting any food tonight or ever as far as I'm concerned!" He slammed his fist against the door again. "You know how important that luncheon is for your aunt tomorrow and you ruined the house on purpose; it was cleaner when she left to go shopping with Dudley; after she got done picking up after you that is!"

"Your right Uncle Vernon; I should have picked up Dudley's things when I finished playing with them, I'm sorry." She frowned glaring at the door "why don't you go tomorrow morning and get the things needed for the luncheon and when you get back the house will be spotless; I promise." She tried not to sound annoyed and irritated but it wasn't working.

"You sassing me boy!" He scowled

Harry pushed her hand away and covered her mouth "No Uncle Vernon, I'm sorry. . . I will clean it better tomorrow." She pushed his hand down and glared at the door. Harry could almost swear that he heard her growl like a cat. She mumbled under her breath and moved to get up her glare turning to anger. But Harry threw his arms around her holding her down on the bed.

"It better be sparkling or else!"

As Harry struggled to keep the beauty from attacking Uncle Vernon it got quiet outside the door. He tackled her positioning himself on top of her to which she blushed and stopped fighting. Harry blushed back and quickly let her up sitting up in bed. She once again took her place on his lap this time with a big grin.

After a few minutes the girl spoke this time in a different voice; presumably her own. "Hello, you must be hungry. . ." She was almost dancing as she slid back a little, so she now straddled Harry's legs.

When Harry's stomach growled she giggled "Here" she waved her hand over his lap and a large plate of food appeared "You eat while I talk."

Harry was stunned but didn't question as that the instant he saw the food his stomach started growling so hard he probably wouldn't have been heard over it.

"My name is Orria I am a Duchess of sorts, I guess. I live on Dranwoll Isle and I am the guardian of the seven realm portals that are located on the Isle." She smiled as he devoured the food. "I am a Fairy," she paused and let out a frustrated giggle as he looked at her without raising his head. "I know that look and don't laugh," She sulked at him but he smiled at her in between bites and she softened.

He paused with a bit of food ready for his mouth "And you are here on my lap because?"

"Well, Fairies have dreams to help them know when they need to do something that is way off of the path they are on. Also if there is someone that will come into their life; or someone they need to meet or help they will dream about them."

She smiled at him playfully as she waved her hand and made a glass of soda appear that floated in the air till he reached out and grabbed it. "So the other night out of nowhere I had a dream." She giggled as if she was lost in thought "You are easy to find, your picture is everywhere" She leaned forward and kissed his nose lightly. "But you are cuter in person," she winked.

"Um, Thanks. . . I think." He half smiled at her his cheeks a bit more pink "so again you are here why . . . I mean what was in the dream?"

"Because silly, you were in my dream." She answered his questions in the order he asked them "So since I didn't know you till I saw you in the dream I had to come meet you. I couldn't wait till you stumbled onto me," she giggled. "I really like you," she looked down at his empty plate. "Do you want more food or perhaps you want some dessert?"

He smiled at her after the last sip of soda was gone "Dessert sounds good, can I get more soda too?"

She nodded and waved her hand over the plate and empty glass; the plate vanished and a plate full of desserts appeared and his glass had more soda in it in the blink of an eye.

"Now tomorrow morning I will call on some of my friends and they will help clean up this crap shack so that you don't get into anymore trouble."

She frowned "He wants it to sparkle we'll see how he like fairy glitter."

"No, no glitter or you'll really get me in trouble." He scolded, after a sulk she nodded with a frown.

He took another sip of his soda he grabbed his stomach in pain. Orria jumped off his lap to sit at his side. Slow and gentle she rested her hand on his stomach and muttered to herself. After she pulled her hand away he noticed that the pain was gone.

"Thank you, but you really should be careful; you are going to get us into trouble using magic" relaxation spread through his muscles, with a smile he leaned back.

She giggled and leaned forward to place a gentle kiss on his lips, "Silly Harry, don't you know?" She giggled again a she leaned forward for another kiss this time she lingered a bit. She waited till he sighed happily before she pulled back "I am a fairy, our magic is different. The people that monitor your magic have no say over us fairies."

"Oh. . ." His eyes focused off in the distance as he processed the information. 'I am going to have to ask Hermione about this.'

She giggled, "I like it when you are thinking . . . you make the cutest faces." She leaned up against his chest and rested her head in the crook of his neck.

"And just what exactly did you see about me . . . um, I mean us?" Harry was nervous.

"You are my mate," She leaned in and kissed him deeply before he could respond. A moan came from him as he relaxed and leaned into it. He held her head against his he parted her lips deepening the kiss even further, they separated only to catch their breath "See" she panted "the passion is undeniable."

"Clearly" He panted; a broad smile on his face "But what am I going to do with a fairy?" He sighed in frustration his eyes on her lips. "It's not like I can just hide you"

"Well actually. . ." She changed before his eyes; within seconds she was just over seven inches tall with the most beautiful glittery silver wings and the skimpiest frock he has ever seen. "Like this I can hide anywhere; of course like this it is near impossible for humans to see me." she smiled

"You mean muggles can't see you?"

"They can only see me when I am in human or animal form."

"What do you mean 'Animal form'?" He smiled at her and reached his hand out to her and she grabbed his index finger with her two tiny hands with a giggle she swung back and forth.

"I can turn into any animal that I touch." She let go of his finger, fluttered up and sat down in the palm of his hand. "My mom was the result of two different realms forming a peace treaty. They accomplished what most thought was impossible by marrying of their youngest royals. One was the Boxl line and the other was the Dranwoll. The Dranwoll's were the royals for the Anima Fairies; they live for the safety, health, protection and care of all Magical and Mythical creatures." She stood up on his hand and bounced with excitement. "I can turn into a Unicorn, Pegasus, Akhekhu, Griffin, Senmurv, Hippogriff, Olitiau and several types of dragons. But my favorite is actually a typical housecat."

She leapt from his hand and landed on the bed next to him as a sleek grey tabby with a bushy tail and tufts of long fur on the points of her ears. She purred and rubbed up against him.

"Cute Orria;" He ran his hand down her back making her purr "You make a beautiful cat. I think I will keep you in this form when others are around. But how are we supposed to talk when you're a cat?"

She leapt into the air and landed delicately on his hand, once again in her fairy form "How's this?" she smiled

He chuckled "That is perfect . . . but actually I was thinking" He blushed "just how am I supposed to kiss you when you are that small?" He flashed a quick nervous smile.

"Oh, well why didn't you say so?" She changed back to her human form and planted her lips firmly against his with a purr. "Oh sorry, it's hard sometimes to leave the animal behind" She apologized, leaned back away from him and blushed to which he just laughed.

"Great, my girlfriend can purr when I kiss her." His smile playful he ran his hand up and down her back for an instant then attacked her lips with a feverish kiss. He pulled back for air and lowered his hands to her bum he planted a light kiss on her nose as she panted for air. He smiled at the blush of pleasure on her cheeks alongside a big dopey grin.

She leaned into him and waves of pleasure rocketed over his entire body. 'What is this, I can't resist her, is she doing this. . . We just met and I feel like I have known and loved her for years?' He ran his hands up and down her body with a smile. All fearful dream or thought left him replaced with safety, comfort and love. Overwhelmed by the intensity he leapt at her lips once more with the same ferocity that he had just shown. When he finally pulled back he smiled at how she panted with her eyes closed, a failed attempt to compose herself "What else can you do?" he asked as soon as he caught his breath.

"You will have to wait to find out" she took a deep breath and opened her eyes more focused "because you need some sleep and so do I if I am going to be cleaning this whole house tomorrow before lunch while you take the day off." She leaned against him and cuddled her head into his neck.

He smiled rubbing her back he hummed quietly into her ear. 'I feel so protective of her, I feel like I could rip even Ron apart if he upset her.' He cooed into her ear some more as he nuzzled her in deeper. She smiled as she dozed off relaxed a gentle purr was all that could be heard as Harry started to fall asleep.

"I thought you said you had friends that would help" he yawned

"I do, but it's hard work ordering people around." She answered sleepily.

He laughed kissing her forehead before he slowly slid down into a sleeping position. Gingerly he wrapped his arm around her tiny waist and pulled her up against him. He tucked her body against his and pulled the blanket up to cover her. 'Nightmare is over for the night I think.' He smiled and cuddled her closer 'I do however think that my dreams may be about Orria' he closed his eyes and dozed off quickly still with a broad smile on his face.

The next morning by the time Harry woke up the Dursleys had left for the morning and most of the house had already been cleaned. He moaned wishing he could close his eyes and go back to the 'glorious foursome dream' that rippled through his mind all night; it consisted of Orria, Hermione and an oddly adorable girl he didn't know; it included an oversized bed that ended with three very worn out women by morning.

He muttering to himself as he noticed music coming from somewhere else in the house and slowly he made his way out of his room and down the stairs to find about a dozen or more fairies who all worked happily on various tasks about the house a joyfully song was sung by all of them. 'They all seem to have a lot of experience in cleaning muggle houses, they all brought their own supplies' each product was something he recognized but knew they didn't have in the house before today. 'They must love cleaning; I'm surprised they don't just do this the magical way if their magic can't be traced.'

He glanced around to take tally; one manned the vacuum, two were focused on the non-carpeted areas with a broom or a mop, two in the bathrooms, five had dust cloths and were scattered throughout the house and then he counted four or five more that darted between the kitchen and the upstairs rooms doing odd jobs.

Gawking in amazement at the orderly way thing were getting done his nose caught something from the kitchen 'Hmm, that smells like Aunt Petunia's favorite desserts?' With a happy smile we walked into the kitchen to find Orria up to her elbows in food preparations and dishes.

"Did you have a pleasant dream Harry," Orria turned her head to glance at him and grinned "I thought you might like it, I mean; I expected you to be excited about Hermione, but I'll admit I am surprised you reacted so strong to Luna so quick?"

"Luna?"

"Oh never mind Harry, you'll see soon enough." She frowned as if she hadn't meant to let that slip.

"I take it that is the name of the other beauty in my dream" He smiled when she ignored the comment and started humming. 'Nice to know her name, I wonder why I saw her . . . I wonder when I'll meet her?' He walked up behind her and wrapped his arms around her tiny waist. "I can't thank you enough for all of this" He kissed the back of her neck. "But why is it all being done by hand?"

"Silly Harry," She giggled "First off I'll always be there for you." She turned in his arms to face him "Second it is better this way; more fun, we use magic everyday it's so rare that we get to actually do 'muggle' things, as you called them in an actual muggle house"

Harry hummed in surprise "You mean to tell me you haven't cleaned this way."

"It's different in the fairy realm and on Dranwoll, the fairies on the lower rung of the ladder so to speak have to do the work to prove that they can work hard." She motioned to her friends "All of the girls here are from noble or pure lines and don't have to prove themselves. In fact they aren't allowed to work on the 'lower rung' they have to be political and knowledgeable of all the seven realms inner working, so they can one day help run it."

"You mean the house is being cleaned by princesses?"

"I guess so, but don't call them that please; the term princess has a different meaning to us fairies." She giggled as he kissed her nose "Are you hungry? I can make you anything you want." She smiled and kissed him tenderly to which he pressed harder against her lips and deepened it by parting her lips and began chasing her tongue playfully.

Orria pulled back for air with a giggle "So what will it be?"

"How about some Bacon and Eggs" He leaned over and kissed her again "If it's no problem"

She raised an eyebrow at him "please. . ." she waved her hand over the counter and a plate of Bacon and eggs appeared with a small bowl of fruit and a glass of milk "How's this?"

He smiled and gave her a kiss on the cheek "Thank you, it's perfect." He scooped up his breakfast and sat down at the table to watch her as he ate.

She danced about the kitchen playfully singing along with the whole group scattered throughout the house. Even though each was either in a different pitch or singing the harmony rather than the melody he couldn't help but marvel at how wonderful they sounded together.

As he finished his milk Orria spun in a dance around the kitchen and stopped for a brief second to wave a hand over his glass then continued the dance and song with seamless ease. "Orria, is there anything you can't do?"

She turned to face him thoughtfully "Yes; but that's only because you won't let me." She grimaced "I was thinking he'd look great as a fly. . ." She giggled then I could feed him to Flutter's pet frog."

A tall dark haired girl danced into the kitchen to rinse out her rag and frowned at Orria "Oh no you're not, Orria Dranwoll; that fat git would give poor Hopper the runs for weeks!"

"You're probably right" She laughed "but then again Hopper does have excellent judgment; so she probably wouldn't even nibble on him, no matter how tasty he looked." Flutter nodded with a smile and left to finish her cleaning.

Harry finished up his plate and stood to take his dishes over to the sink but they disappeared out of his hands and a giggle came from across the room. "You are spoiling me" He smiled.

"Well, someone needs to; you haven't been shown the love you deserve and I intend to make up for that."

"In one day?" He raised his eyebrows

She laughed outright "No, it's going to take more than one day to make it up to you."

He walked over to her and wrapped his arms around her marveling at how easy it was to love her and show it. 'I wonder why that is' He made a mental note to ask her about it later. "And just how long will it take?" He leaned down and distracted her by placing kisses all along the back of her neck.

"Uh. . ." Harry chuckled lightly as she tried to find her voice "Perhaps I will need to cancel all my plans for the rest of my would have been dull life; clearly you are going to need my full attention"

Harry rested his lips against her neck right behind her right ear and sucked lightly. She set down the dishes and rags she had and purred as she leaned back into him. "I am supposed to be spoiling you not the other way around."

"Hmm" He kept on kissing up and down her neck pausing in places to suck lightly.

Suddenly she pulled away from him and turned towards the door, blushing at the look on her friends faces. "You told us he needed help. . ." The girls that had just finished smiled playfully as Flutter took the lead "You failed to mention that you are bonding with him." She giggled stepping closer to get a better look at Harry "Or is it bonded?"

"Um, I don't know yet. . . It might have happened last night when we first met." She blushed "I mean he seemed to . . ." Her voice trailed off as she glanced around the room thinking "But there's no real way to know for certain until. . ."

Flutter rolled her eyes "You have told him about fairy bonding, haven't you?"

Harry glanced back and forth between the two "Is that why I can't seem to keep my hands off of a girl I just met?" He glanced over at Orria "Don't get me wrong; I do enjoy it, that and the feeling of safety I get when I'm holding you but it did come on so quickly and I am only 12 but my hormones are raging."

Flutter giggled and whispered something to the rest of the girls who giggled right after. Flutter then turned to face Harry "You have bonded with a fairy." She smiled

"Should there have been some kind of ceremony or sex rite or something?"

The fairies all blushed and Orria answered him "Harry this isn't a porno its reality; and in real life love in the fairy realms is gentle and subtle."

"And hella passionate" the other fairies giggled. "Once you taste of a fairy you won't be able to let her go."

"Who would want to?" Harry asked seriously sending every fairy in the room into fits of giggles.