HOWDY! Winterfang53 here bringing another funny fanfic, this one has CHAPTERS! Yes, yes I know. BIG change! I will TRY to update ever 2 weeks but as my fellow high schoolers should know, I get loaded with work AND I have a life! I'm not kidding! I mean it! So i'll TRY!

Winterfang53 out.

Talking, Thought, Inner.

Have you ever been in love? You know, the lovey dovey kissey good feeling stuff? Well I think every high schooler has, but have you ever been in TRUE love? (Some people in their rooms raise there hands.) Well you better put your hands down, 'cuz you haven't. I know I know "how would you know?" or "what I feel for him/her is real!" but listen to me, you haven't. And let me tell you why.

True love is a Pain in the Ass

Chap 1

(Sakura prov)

It all started one weekend durring my sophmore year. I was in my room having a five way phone call with my best friends Hyuga Hinata, Kunia Tenten, Yamanaka Ino, and Shaki Temari. "Are you guys ready for the field trip next week?" Ino asked. Next week my school, Konoha high, had planned a trip for all the grades, each grade had their own place that they were going to, the sophmore class was going to a historical nature reseve to camp for a week. "I'm exieted!" answered Tenten, "no classs for a week and we can just hang out! Every one will be there!"

"Ya," I stated glummly, "EVERYONE..." silences follow the statement, the other girls ha the brick of reallization smash right on their heads. "i forgot about them..." Hinata replied meekly. 'Them' are the famous five, the princes of Konoha High, the hearttrobs of the school, Ninja. Ninja was a group made up of the five hottest, most athletlic boys in my grade, not to forget that their the rudest, meanest and nastiest bullies in the school, even the seniors fear them, SENIORS! Ninja is only made up of sophmores! My inter school life (k-10 at the moment..) my friends and I have been tormented by those five. Those five are Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, Hyuga Neji, Nara Shikamaru, and Inuzuka Kiba.

Though out my school life, Ninja seemed to ONLY pick on me and the girls, we poor innocent girls seemed to be their favrite. So you can see my fear of going on this trip. "Maybe they'll leave us alone on the trip?" Tenten suggested, but we could all hear the doubt in her vioce. "Get real Ten," I answered, "When have we ever bee that lucky?"

"YA!" Temari chimed in, "We're the geeks and their the jocks, we're meant to be bullied, haven't you seen those high school drama movies?" the comment lead us into a all out rant on why our group must suffer the way it does. Our rant lasted for an hour and ended with Hinata's reallization,

"Don't those movies with the girl as the geek and guy as the bully normalily end in romance?" Not only did the question end the rant and the phone call, but it may have jinxed us all.