o4. Messing with Customers (part one)

Team o1:
Leader: Haruno Sakura
Second-in-command: Reiame Pein
Team Muscle: Hoshigaki Kisame
Crack-addict/idiot: Uchiha Tobi

Task #4:. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa! You're ALIVE! It's a MIRACLE! etc."

Team 1 had long since given up trying to find their wayward team member -after chasing the screaming teen around the store twice- and decided to continue with their list. Kisame already had his eye on several of them and was prepared to argue with Sakura.

"Ah! You know what?"

Pein turned his attention back to the pink-haired terror. . .just as she leapt on top of an old man.

"GRANDPA! ?" She squealed, tears pouring down her cheeks. "YOUR ALIVE! IT'S A MIRICALE!"

The pinkette proceeded to hug and cry over the old man, talking about his funeral and how much she missed him.

"Aw, I wanted to do that one. . ." Kisame groaned.

Pein cocked an eyebrow at him.

"AHHH!"

The scream startled both of them and as they turned Sakura barreled down on top on Pein: she half-climbed up his body and buried her face in his chest.

"That old perv just tried to fuddle my butt!"

"Well that's what you get for hugging strange old men." Pein sighed, patting the girl's head affectionaly.

Team o2:
Leader: Reiame Nagato
Second-in-Command: Uchiha Itachi
Scary-as-shit-partners: Hidan and Jashinette
Crack-addict/Idiot: Uzumaki Naruto

Task #7 & 10:Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out

Naruto jumped out of a clothing rack and screamed: "Pick me! Pick me! Take me with you!" and the girl dropped the blouse, running away screaming.

Itachi stood next to him, glaring.

"You are an idiot."

Hidan jumped out of the clothing circle next to theirs, startling the three woman around them. "And your a good for nothin' little bitch."

"AHHH!" A woman fainted.

Nagato walked up to them, holding a McDonald's meal. "Um. . .I think we should run."

"Agreed."

Team o4:
Leader: Sasori of the Red Sand
Second-in-Command: Kakuzu
Scout: Zetsu
Crack-addict/Idiot: Deidara

Task #5: Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your stuff. AND Task #3: Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham

Kakuzu snagged a frozen ham from a shopping cart of a soccer mom. "This is mine." He insisted, but the middle aged woman fired up; ready to fight.

"What! ? I had in it my cart!"

"I saw it first!"

"Give it back!"

"No!"

"You little-"

WACK!

Deidara stared. "Did you just hit her with a ham. . .yeah?"

"Yes. Yes I did."

"Good thing it's on the list, un." Deidara said, wistfully checking it off the list.

Sorry for the long wait. I decided I will do as many pranks as I could in the story. Also I have an idea of what to do for two sequels: 'Things to Do While Failing a Test' and 'Things Not to Do in a Elevator', in that exact order.

Love and reviews,

~QueenVamp