A little fanfic I made because I felt like it :3

Enjoy!

'ROY MUSTANG THE USELESS ONE'S OFFICE IS THIS WAY! ' was etched onto the wall leading into mustangs office.

Edward Elric was sitting on the couch with his 'innocent' look on.

"Fullmetal…..I KNOW YOU DID IT. CONFESS!" Roy yelled at his subordinate.

"Why, confess what, colonel?" Ed smirked.

"Confess you graffitied on the wall!"

"Why, I was only stating what was true!" Ed said in mock indignation.

An anime anger mark appeared above roys head.

"UGH! FULLMETAL!"

Ed ran out the door, holding his sides from the laughter. Roy followed soon after and soon they were in a battle of some sort; a one sided one anyway. Roy snapping and Ed having to perform complex acrobatic moves and jumps to avoid the fire. Ed quickly turned a few corners and bumped into Al.

"Al! hide me! Mustang is after my hide!" Ed stage whispered.

Al sighed and quickly transmuted a hole in the wall. Ed climbed in and scrunched himself up. Once Al was completely done and covered the hole leaving just enough space for Ed to breath, the colonel rounded the corner.

"AL! Have you seen Fullmetal anywhere?"

"Yes, I saw him run past me and go to the west wing!"

"OK! Thank you Al! now if youll excuse me, I have a face to roast!"

When the colonel was gone and had been for a few minutes, Al decided it was safe to let Ed out. Once he was he had calmed down a little but was still chuckling.

"Eedddd….act your age for once! Aren't you supposed to be my role model?"

"Well…I cant help it! Hes just so funny when hes called useless!"

And so the two bickered good naturedly while the colonel was still combing the wrong side of central and soon went home. When the colonel got back to his office, he had an angry Riza holding new paperwork, a laughing team, and the graffiti was still there. He groaned and went back to his office. This was going to be a long night.

Hehe! I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did! I like roy, but I like him better when hes foolish!

-sarah