Disclaimer: The author owns neither Spongebob Squarepants nor Drawn Together.

Wooldoor Sockbat

Are you ready kids?

Aye! Aye! Captain Hero!

I can't hear you!

AYE! AYE! CAPTAIN HERO!

Oh...

Who lives in a house with seven housemates?

Wooldoor Sockbat!

A Spongebob parody who is very half-baked!

Wooldoor Sockbat!

If crude humor is what you want now,

Wooldoor Sockbat!

Then go to the patio and moo like a cow,

Wooldoor Sockbat!

Ready?

Wooldoor Sockbat!

Wooldoor Sockbat!

Wooldoor Sockbat!

WOOLDOOR SOCKBAT!

Author's Note: To any who feel that the line about the cow seems out of place, I had simply been trying to get parts of the song to rhyme. I also thought that it could refer to Captain Hero's zoophilia or maybe even to the ill-fated live-action cow.