A/N:As I said, I will write a Shrek, Twilight or Toy Story fic. Sorry if this is an EPIC FAIL, but I've decided on Shrek, and because nobody reviewed 'The Boy With The Brown Eyes', I don't know how I can improve my writing. I don't own Shrek :( Dreamworks do, So here goes. This is just setting the scene if you like. Aaahhh weeeell, enjoy I suppose!

Once upon a time…

There was a ugly ogre

'SHREK'

A annoying but lovable

'DONKEY'

A beautiful princess who turned out to be as ugly as Shrek herself.

'FIONA'

When 'DRAGON' ate the small and revolting 'FARQUAAD'

Shrek and Fiona Married!

They then met the parents.

'LILLIAN'

'HAROLD'

And a not-so-charming prince

'PRINCE CHARMING'

Who was quite obviously gay.

And his mother

'FAIRY GODMOTHER'

Well, Harold turned out to be a frog, and Lillian didn't care! AAAAWWW TRUE LOVE!

Anyway, Shrek drank a potion to make him HOT! Which also transformed Fiona and DONKEY (sorry, Donkey just had to be in capitals!)

Though Harold is a sneaky fellow and attempted to make Fiona drink a potion to make her fall in love with CHARMING!

DUN DUN DUN…

Anyway, Charming kisses Fiona after Shrek barges into the ball, but she hits Charming (woop! girl power!) and goes back to shrek, they then turn back into ogres!

What a lovely story, hmm. What if this 'lovely story' was changed a little bit? What if Fiona was actually rescued by Prince Charming? And Shrek, who was the evil – but handsome – son of the Fairy GodMother!

GET READY!

COMING SOON

TO YOUR LAPTOP/COMPUTER/MAC/PHONE

OR THE SCREEN YOU ARE STARING AT!

A/N: ok, so basically. Fiona's rescued by charming, who is the 'goodie' if you like. And Shrek (who is human in this fic) has the role of prince charming in Shrek 2. its kind of a retelling of Shrek 2, but its not if you get what I mean… ok maybe you don't :D. so um please review and tell me what you think! I will try to update this often, and I'm currently working on a Toy Story fic. BYE! iPurpleheart xx