Sorry, I uploaded this again because of too many mistakes. So here weeeeee go!

Hi, I'm new at this 'Fan fiction'. I recently got an addiction to them :L Yeah.. It's sad. But so.. This is my first one. I will continue if I get some positive reviews XD. So,this is a Facebook fic about KLAINE. My favourite coupe from Glee. And everyone else is thrown in there too. :)

I don't own Glee :( Chris Colfer :( or Darren Criss or anyone :(


Never Been Kissed.

Quinn Fabray to Sam Evans: Wanna come over and study later ;)
Sam Evans: Sure ;)

Will Schuester BOYS v GIRLS. Everyone get to work.
Will Schuester: NOTE CHANGE OF PLAN. Boys will sing songs by girls. Girls will sing songs by boys. The more different the performance. The more points get.
(Kurt Hummel likes this)

'Puck' Puckerman Good Luck on our mission Kurt Hummel.
Finn Hudson: Wait, he's actually doing it?
'Puck' Puckerman: That's what he said..
Kurt Hummel: Like you guys said. I'm making myself useful.
Finn Hudson: We didn't mean it like that Kurt.
Kurt Hummel: I'm going anyways.

Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson are now friends
(Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson like this)
Rachel Berry:
Kurt! Why are you friends with THE ENEMY?
'Puck' Puckerman: Dude, We told you to spy! Not to get a boyfriend?
Finn Hudson: Kurt. Does Burt know you have a boyfriend? and who the hell is he?
Mercedes Jones: White Boy! Why are you friends with another cute white boy?
Rachel Berry: Kurt? Don't tell me your fratenizing with enemy!
Burt Hummel: BOYFRIEND?
Kurt Hummel: Oh Gaga! Rachel Stop! Blaine and I are JUST FRIENDS! Everyone STOP getting so mad just because I happen to be friends does not mean I'm 'fratenizing with the enemy'. Blaine is NOT Jesse St. James! So drop it guys! Sorry about them Blaine :/
(Blaine Anderson likes this)
Blaine Anderson:
It's ok Kurt. They're just looking out for you :)
Kurt Hummel: Yeah. But I wish they'd keep there nose(s) out of my business :( x
Santana Lopez: Hey. I was wonderin' if you'd like come over sometime and 'study' with me ;)
Blaine Anderson: Sorry. You're not my type.
Kurt Hummel: Sucks For you Satan!
Rachel Berry: Fine Kurt. Just don't fall for his plan!
Blaine Anderson: I have no 'plan' Rachel. Just being friends with a spy ;)
Kurt Hummel: Thanks Blaine. And sorry again.. :)

Blaine Anderson YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M LIVING A TEENAGE DREAM!
Wes Montgomery: We get it! ENOUGH WITH THIS SONG! You've listened to it 29 times since yesterday! Why?
David Thompson: I know why! Its reminds our dear Hobbit of our 'endearing spy'.
Blaine Anderson: What the hell David? I've known him one day! I just LOVE KATY PERRY!
Wes Montgomery: Sure...
Blaine Anderson: Stop getting ideas! We're JUST FRIENDS!
(Kurt Hummel likes this)

Kurt Hummel is now friends with David Thompson and Wes Montgomery.
Blaine Anderson:
NO!
(David Thompson and Wes Montgomery like this)

Blaine Anderson is now friends with Rachel Berry, Mercedes Jones, Finn Hudson and 10 other people.
(Kurt Hummel likes this)

Kurt Hummel is SICK of this stupid bullying! :'(
Blaine Anderson: Courage :)
(Kurt Hummel likes this)
Kurt Hummel:
Thanks Blaine. :)
Mercedes Jones: ;) So this is why it says 'courage' in your locker Kurtie ;) 3
(Blaine Anderson likes this)
Kurt Hummel:
MERCEDES! CHAT NOW!


Chat

Kurt Hummel

MERCEDES! WHY? DID? YOU? TELL? HIM? THAT?

Mercedes Jones

At least I didn't mention the picture as well.. Unless you want me to? ;)

Kurt Hummel

NO! Please 'Cedes!

Mercedes Jones

K fine.


Facebook

Blaine Anderson: I'm so sorry Kurt Hummel we tried :( x
Brittany Pierce:
wer u makin a jigsaw?
Kurt Hummel: *faceplam* No Brit. Thanks Blaine :( xx
Wes Montgomery: Do we wanna know what you were 'doing'?
David Thompson: I don't wanna know.. Scarred for life much
Blaine Anderson: Leave Kurt Alone! He's having trouble at school! He's REALLY upset and you're making it WORSE!
Wes Montgomery: K Fine.. Hope it works out Kurt.
David Thompson: ... Sorry Kurt... *pouts*
Kurt Hummel: Thanks guys :( Thanks Blaine x

Will Schuester: ALL OF THE GUYS FROM NEW DIRECTIONS. EMERGENCY MEETING TOMORROW IN THE CHOIR ROOM TOMORROW AT 3.30.
Kurt Hummel: What did I do?
(Finn Hudson likes this)
Finn Hudson:
Yeah Mr. Schue. Me and Kurt did nothing?
(Mike Chang likes this)
Mike Chang:
Yeah ! It was Tina!
Kurt Hummel: Tina? What happened?
Will Schuester: Where were you today Kurt?
Kurt Hummel: Emm... K Bye!
Will Schuester: Ok Kurt.

Sam Evans STOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE! BEFORE YOU BREAK MY HEART!
Quinn Fabray: Girls were way better!
'Puck' Puckerman: WERE NOT!
Rachel Berry: WERE TO!
Mike Chang: WERE NOT!
Santana Lopez: WERE TO!
Finn Hudson: WERE NOT!
Mercedes Jones: WERE TO!
Kurt Hummel: WERE NOT!
Brittany Pierce: WERE NOT!
Quinn Fabray: *faceplam* Brittany you were supposed to say WERE TO!
Sam Evans: WE WIN!

Tina Cohen-Chang Did you guys hear? and Coach Beiste were making out in the locker room!
'Puck' Puckerman: Get some!
Kurt Hummel: This is slightly disturbing.
(Finn Hudson likes this)


(a/n)So, If you like it. REVIEW! I will post more soon!