Story: Just ask Voldie!

Chapter: 1

Word count: 83

Author: Khorale

Review count: none at the moment

Parings: none

Summary: Various people mail Voldemort for advise. Hilarious results shown. Poke fun of magical theory.

Dear Voldie

Help! I have discovered a horcrux inside hogwarts! What should I do?

-Harry James Potter.

Dear Mr. Harry James Potter

Feed it to a dementor. They suck souls, don't they? So they would suck out the soul from the horcrux. If that doesn't work, feed it to a patronus. The pureness will eliminate the horcrux's evil, rendering it useless.

Other suggestions:

1. Fiendfyre

2. Killing curse

-Voldemort

Private message me and ask Voldie some questions too!