This story is Toothless' thoughts from when he first sees Astrid to when he trusts her in script form. I hope you like it. I try to make it funny. I do not own How to Train your Dragon. I skipped some lines and some of the scene parts for copyright.

(Toothless is waiting for Hiccup to show up)

Toothless: -5,930 bottles of beer on the wall, -5,930 bottles of beer, take one down- OKAY I'M BORED. Where is Hiccup?

(There's a rustle in the bushes)

Toothless: Oh good! Hiccup's here! (Sees Astrid) Wait, who's that and how long has she been here?

(Astrid and Hiccup talk)

Toothless: First impressions are often wrong. This isn't one of those times.

(Astrid hurts Hiccup)

Toothless: Oh no you didn't! No one picks on him but me! Let's see how you like it!

(He charge toward Astrid and Astrid takes out an ax but Hiccup stops her and stops Toothless)

Hiccup: It's okay she a friend.

Toothless: Alright, but I don't trust her.

Hiccup: Astrid, Toothless. Toothless, Astrid.

Toothless: I don't like you.

(Astrid leaves)

Hiccup: Duh duh duh. We're dead.

Toothless: Hey, at least they won't kill you. Well, see you later. (He walks away)

Hiccup: Where are you going?

Toothless: I'm hiding before the Nazi's you call your relatives come.

Hiccup: Come on. (Hops on Toothless) Let's go get her.

Toothless: Okay. Just one question. ARE YOU INSANE?

Hiccup: Come on Toothless. Do you want to be killed?

Toothless: Well when you put it that way. Besides she hasn't learned her lesson.

(They catch Astrid and Astrid climbs on Toothless)

Hiccup: Toothless. Down. Gently.

(Toothless spreads his wings)

Toothless: Alright. Let's take her for a little ride.

(Toothless takes off erratically and Astrid starts screaming)

Hiccup: Toothless! What's wrong with you?

Toothless: What's wrong with ME? Do you not hear her screaming?

(Astrid continues screaming)

Hiccup: He's not usually like this.

Toothless: You think this is the worst of it?

(Dives into the water)

Hiccup: Toothless we need her to like us!

Toothless: I'm not done yet! She hurt you!

(Toothless starts spinning and Astrid's still screaming)

Hiccup: And now he's spinning. Thank you for nothing you useless reptile.

Toothless: I swear. There is no pleasing you.

Astrid: Okay! I'm sorry! Just get me off this thing!

Toothless: Okay. I think she's learned her lesson. (Toothless starts flying easier and Astrid stops screaming) There, are you happy? Now don't hurt him again!

(They fly into the clouds)

Toothless: We should do this more often. Fly into the clouds I mean. (Looks at Astrid feeling her way through the clouds) Well she seems okay now. Maybe she's not so bad. I guess I was wrong.

(The northern lights appear)

Toothless: Whoa. This is better than I've ever seen.

(They fly out of the clouds and near Burk at night time. Astrid hugs Hiccup)

Toothless: Yeah. Now you like him.

Astrid: Alright I admit. This is pretty cool. It's amazing. (Looks at Toothless)He's amazing.

Toothless: I am pretty great.

The End

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