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Ino sat at her desk, feverently revising, there was only half an hour remaining untill the begining of the end of year exams and she still did not know the defenition of a caldera, how to describe where she had been on holiday in French or how to say 'spotty bedsheets' in german and simultaneous quadratic equations were still a mystery along with many other things she would not need to know in her future career of being Sasuke-kun's highly attractive wife. But sometimes, she thought as she ran her fingers through the blonde hair bundled on top of her head , one had to do pointless things to get rich husbands...

Sakura, on the other hand was faring much better. Being naturally clever gave her an advantage over her class mates and she was pretty sure she was smarter than any of the girls in the competition, but just to make sure, she was attending a last minute revision session run by Anko-sensei on chemistry, unfortuneately she just couldn't concentrate. Her mind kept drifting to Sasuke-kun and is oh-so-amazing-amazingness, and so the teachings were going straight over her head.

"Sakura...?"

She finally looked up as Anko-sensei's voice breached her day dream, replacing her visions of Uchiha's with that of an expectant Sakura's confused expression the teacher sighed, repeating herself. "How do the particles move, Sakura?"

The pink-haired girl was now visibly panicing, stuttering more than Hinata confronted witha room of hot guys! "Um.. er, sideways! Sideways? No!"

She was floundering, pointing to the side frantically as if to illustrate her point, "No, wait. To the right, THEY MOVE TO THE RIGHT!" She nearly screeched before suddenly shutting up and going as pink as her hair.

Anko-sensei sighed again, "They move positivley Sakura!" before going back to the lesson, leaving Sakura to scrunch herself up small and try to look unobtrusive for the rest of the session.

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Naruto was nervous, very very nervous. He had to find a way to break it to the fangirls that their bet was over and that he had won... not in the way he had assumed he would a couple of weeks back but a win was a win and what he had gotten out of it was definately worth a little time spent with his boyfriends yammering fans. Boyfriend...wow, the fox-like boy thought, eyes widening, that was a weird word to use. He had always assumed that he would have a girlfriend, but Sasuke was better and definately a better kisser. Naruto smiled, he couldn't belive that his friend had been insecure about his tonsil-tennis abilities.

As the blond boy trudged into the overcrowded schoolyard, he felt as though the whole female population of Konoha high was plotting his demise. They probably weren't yet, because as far as anyone knew they had yet to develop mind reading abilities, but when you had just that morning been snogging the boy that every girl wanted then you couldn't help but feel paranoid, right?

Therefore it was only to be expected that he would jump out of his skin when ambushed by his friends.

"Heeeeeey! Fishcake, what's got you all worked up?" Kiba laughed as Naruto yelped loudly when he tapped his shoulder.

"I didn't corrupt him please don't tear out my organs and sell them to China!" Kiba looked at whimpering boy for a moment before blinking and saying,

"Right, well before I steal your inards I came to ask you why your not inside studying, since your trying to win that bet for the Uchiha, or did you give up already? Hah! I knew you wouldn't win." The dog-boy smirked, "Sasuke is doomed to fangirls forever!" he snickered quietly before his face (and metaphorical tail) drooped. "Damn, and Hinata isn't going to leave that stupid club because all of her friends are in it, damn you, for quitting you quitty quitting quitter!" He shook his fist at Naruto.

"Woah, okay Kibbles stop with the mood swings there!" The blond squeaked holding his hands in front of himself while backing toward the lockers across the yard. "I won the fangirl bet already don't hurt me, KIBA GET OFF YOU MANIAC I KISSED SASUKE-BASTARD ALREADY, I WON YOU MORON!" The fear in Naruto's eyes had grown as his friend advanced on him, finally snapping as Kiba suspended him in the air bu his shirt, fist near whiskered, and screaming out loud what he had been dreading even the thought of telling.

As a result Kiba froze, searching his blue eyes for any hint of a lie.

Naruto stopped breathing, was Kiba going to hate him? He hadn't thought of how his friends would react, his little brain had been too busy coming up with every horrific way that the fangirls could kill him, or simply wether or not the deranged foaming-at-the-mouth females would simply chop off his bollocks... OH GOD! he thought, Kiba would hate him and then help the angry army to castrate him and it was...

"YES!" The blond was dumped roughly back into reality when Kiba dropped him onto the concrete floor, fist-pumping the air and doing a little happy dance, far fom slicing off his privates, the dog boy was celebrating! "Fish cake you genius! You amazing piece of sushi, I've got to go find Hinata-chan! She is free and now she can go out with me and Sakura and Ino can't threaten to chop off her hair, not that they have but they are FRICKIN SCARY- well that's not the point, thanks man!"

Naruto watched bemused as his canine loving friend skipped off rambling to no one in particular, the last thing he saw before a shadow obscured his vision was his friend running full pelt towards a door with a 'pull' sighn on it.

"Ow that's gonna' hurt!" he muttered to himself, glancing up to find an angry crowd of girls in front of him, arms crossed and faces stern.

"You better have been lying Uzumaki!" A small, yet threatening blond haired girl hissed, as the others began to advance on him. The blond boy flinched, skuttling backwards like a crab from where Kiba had left him on the floor untill he bumped into a pair of legs and was hoisted, surprisingly gently to his feet, and spun round to face the person.

"Sasuke!" Naruto smiled in relief, "Please save me before I get eaten alive." the boy shrank further into the Uchiha- very aware of the many eyes on him. Sasuke smirked, which was never a good sign, and tugged the blond towards him before lightly brushing his lips against the other boy's in a gentle, teasing gesture. He felt Naruto relax, lifting an arm to tangle into hiis raven locks before suddenly freezing at a low hissing sound from the already forgotten fangirl hoarde.

"Naruto," The Uchiha purred into the blonds ear, "run." and then Sasuke stepped back as a mass of screeching girls charged at Naruto, who after a seconds recovery time from the kiss enduced stupor, sprinted off towards the form room, with a quick "Bastard!" yelled over his shoulder, where he would hopefully be able to hide under Kakashi-sensei's desk and try not to think about what it was his English teacher had most likely been doing under there not so long ago.

"Well," The littlest Uchiha sighed loudly, stuffing his hands into his jean pockets, "That just leaves telling the family... not going to happen!"

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"Wait a second little brother," Itachi chuckled into the phone, "you kissed Naru-princess in front of your whole fanclub and then let them hunt him down?" The older Uchiha paused to quickly add a queen to the giant house of cards he had built in the hallway - university leave was boring - with his feet before continuing with a smirk and a perfectly raised eyebrow that went to waste because no one was around to see it. "You know he'll get revenge for this, right? You gonna' let him tie you up?"

Itachi held the phone away from his ear and gave an evil laugh at his brothers yelling voice through the phone.

Siblings were too amusing, mabee he would help Naruto get revenge...

On to the story!

Well, that's the chapter, how was it? Don't lie to me if it was shit! Ok mabee you can lie a little...

Well it was my birthday recently so i'm now 16! Yay, sex is legal! Hahahaha. I got a record player for my birthday, was so excited I nearly exploded... and thats that!

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