A/N: I came up with this when this same incident happen with me :p but of course less exaggerated…or maybe not?.. Anyway, the setting is pre-Shippuden
"Deidara-senpai, what's the matter?" asked Tobi in his very irritating, high pitch voice.
"Nothing!..baka! go away!" Deidara was pissed. He really did not want to deal with Tobi's bizzare immaturity right now.
"But senpai, you don't have to try so hard, I can help you!"
"NO!" Deidara sighed in frustration.
"Uhh...I need to get outta here for while. I'll be backs..un" And as he said that Deidara took off with his massive bird sculpture and away from the Akatsuki's current hideout.
He flew to where ever he wanted to land nearby, which happen to be his home village but nobody would notice because he would literally be hidden within the rocks outside the actual village.
"No one must no of the problem I have at hand". He looked at his hands. "Literally".
It would be way to embarrassing for all the Akatsuki members to see me like this.
I cant even handle one simple problem like this but its stuck on my dam finger!'
Deidara tried to pull off the ring on his right index finger.
This stupid ring that I have to wear for this stupid organization that I cant get it off my stupid finger and it wont come off!
He continued to try pull the thing off his hand for the past half hour. But the ring was stuck on the bottom of his finger and it was the bone in the middle of his finger that was blocking the ring from coming off.
"Huh, you no what…Art can solve anything."
He muttered to himself as he started to form the hand signs. Then using his Shōkuchō , the mouth on his right hand blurted out one of his explosive clays. This time it was a miniature spider about the size of his finger and then it crawled on his said finger.
"All right, my Beautiful Creation, you will not explode this time." He said while talking spider. "This time your purpose will save my life!…Now…melt away!"
The spider thingy melted into raw clay around his finger.
"Yes!" Deidara yelled and mentally excited. He tried pulling off the ring again with the clay around. And…it still wasn't working. "What the?…why isn't it working!" He grumbled still trying to take the ring off.
This clay is suppose to be the most slippery substance ever!. I used to use this trick to play pranks on the adults in the village when I was kid. They all slip, trip, and fell and it was frikin' hilarious!
"Why isn't it working now!" He yelled even louder in frustration.
"That's it! I don't care if I lose one of my fingers anymore! Anything to get this frikin ring off me!"
He quickly formed another miniature spider. Then right when he was about to yell "katsu!" someone came out of nowhere and knocked him to the ground. The mini spider made a…mini bang! In the air where he was standing.
"What the?.." As Deidara slowly got up and squinted around.
"No! Senpai! You mustn't resort to this!" That irritating kid again with the one eye and orange mask. He was sobbing with his face on his arm.
"Suicide is not the answer! Your too young to die, you've got a whole life ahead of you…we..I..wanted to be with you when I get to join Akatsuki! Whatever I did…whatever the akatsuki did…it couldn't have been so bad that you wanted to kill yourself! Your too strong to die! We need you to track down jinchuriki next year! Please don't go!", He continued to sob and tried to hug Deidara but he moved passed him in time.
"What the hell Tobi! What are you doing here? I told you, I'd be back!"
"But you were attempting a suicide bombing, I had to save u!" He still sobbed.
"Shut up!…how could you think I would do something so irrational? Why the hell would I want to kill myself now?", Deidara said to Tobi, then he had another idea. He rubbed off the clay from his finger as he smirked. He got up and left to go on his bird sculpture and flew off…leaving Tobi behind.
"Deidara-senpai! What about me!" Deidara heard him yell as he flew away.
"Huhh…I guess I wouldn't mind asking one person for something."
Deidara said as he flew back to the hideout. He went inside to search the members rooms.
Hidan.
No
Zetsu.
No
Deidara
I'm right here but my room's right there.'
Kisame
No
Sasori
Ohh…come to think of it.
"Hey Sasori my man, I just realized something." He told him as he just opened his door without knocking. Everyone should no by now when someone will enter
"What…you finally agree that art should last forever." Sasori said as he was fixing the strings of his scorpion-like puppet, Hiruko.
"No, of coarse not. I just wanted to say as fellow artists….Art will always be a challenge worth dying for." Deidara stated as he closed his door and walked away from Sasori's room.
Now back to…who was I looking for again?...ohh..
Kakuzu
No
Itachi
Definitely not.
Tobi
He's not even a member yet and he has his own room?.'
Orochimaru
What the fly? Haven't we only been here a couple months. Why does he have a room?'
Leader-sama
No!
Dam what the hell? Why does she have the last room?'
And Deidara entered the room without knocking. Maybe it would have been proper etiquette to knock before entering a girl's room. But this is Deidara.
"Hey..umm..Konan.." But Deidara noticed she was fast asleep, turned opposite side so all u could see is her blue hair.
Dam you think by now you couldn't be so vulnerable. She couldn't even sense me coming enough to wake up.'
Then Deidara took this to his advantage and searched her room. He noticed that her room was the biggest. Dam spoiled from Leader-sama'
He began to search on top of the bureaus as quietly as possible, and couldn't find it. He saw her collection of origami ranging from mostly types of flowers but also some animals and human figures. They were all in a great variety of colors. Huhh...her sense of style in art is pretty impressive but not as good as mine.'
The rest of her things were just typical girl stuff like mirrors, hair brush and jewelry. That's weird, I thought it would be a typical girl item.'
And he really didn't want to search in her drawer. Although he was a bit mischievous to do just that.
So he slid the top shelf very slow and quietly and…he found what he was looking for right away.
Yes!' He grabbed the item and slid it back slowly again and tiptoed across the room….
"Wow, Deidara, you did all that searching and snuck into my room just so you could grab hand lotion out of my drawer." Konan stated in a monotone voice, still lying in her same position and it didn't sound like she was asleep at all. She new way before hand that he was coming and wanted to no what for.
Deidara tensed and froze where he stood. "Uhh…well you see…"
"Huhh…its bad enough you already look like a girl, but did you really think I was so vulnerable to sleep thru all this?" She stated, still not facing him.
Well yeah I actually did think that and…wait what?'
"What?…you think I look like a girl?"
"Well, yeah" Then she got up and faced him, "..maybe if u cut your hair into a decent boyish style u might actually be considered handsome."
"Huhh…why thank you my laay de", He flirted back with a smirk but then realized the first part of that comment.
"Hey, I don't need no hair cut to make me good-looking as I already am…and what about you? I don't see you growing your hair out to "actually be considered pretty."
Konan gave him the big inhale huhh with her mouth hanging open.
"Ahh..how dare you say that! Gimme back my lotion!" Konan got off from her bed.
"Sorry my laay de, but I need this for my newest art creation." He said to her as he walked out of the room and shut her door before she came to him. Leaving without saying thank you of course.
Lol this turned out a lot funnier then I thought and I had a fun time writing this. I will probably make one more chapter and I'm done but this was pretty hilarious right? Review if u think so:p