I know there's like 1000 past fics but mine is different (not). Just read my fanfiction.

Btw I have decided on a main pairing for this fic it's G27 as well as All x Tsuna (with selective pairing of course).

Disclaimer: I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn if you didn't figure.

Tsuna sighed as he signed the eightieth paper about some minor mafia matters that he really didn't care about. It was a beautiful day outside and Tsuna couldn't enjoy it because he had been blowing off some unimportant papers for months and therefore had to finish it now, as ordered by Reborn.

When the stack exceeded Tsuna's height, Reborn got sick of seeing the papers and threatened to feed aphrodisiacs to Mukuro and board him up in Tsuna's room whilst Tsuna was sleeping if he didn't do them. The moment Tsuna received that threat he ran to his office and started signing like there was no tomorrow and so there he was signing papers with his fancy black pen on his big, mahogany desk.

When the papers where over and done with Tsuna headed to the dining room to wait for his guardians.

When Tsuna reluctantly became the Tenth Vongola boss at seventeen he was allowed to make up a set of ten rules that his guardians, allies and subordinates had to follow. The rules could be changed or replaced but you could only ever have ten rules and Tsuna's rules were changed a lot to make them solid so his intelligent guardians couldn't find a loop hole.

Tsuna's rules weren't all made up at the same time but accumulated over the years, mostly when the guardians, Tsuna and Reborn all moved into the Vongola mansion. They were:

(1) All the guardians must have dinner together every night unless they have a legitimate reason, are on a mission or in solitary confinement.

(2) No one is allowed to kill Mukuro when he is released from Vendicare or hold any resentment for what he has done (that means you Hibari). Mukuro is to have a clean slate and treated like a new friend until (if) we become actual friends with him.

(3) The guardians will all live in the Vongola premises unless a legitimate reason is given.

(4) I will choose who I go out with and will not have anyone sabotage my dates or mess up anything else I do with the person I like or love.

(5) If there are any fights within the Vongola guardians, between our allies and the Vongola guardian that cannot be solved verbally and wish to be fought out they are to take place in the training room.

(6) You break it, you fix it. Or have to replace it if it is unfixable.

(7) I will not tolerate anyone attempting to rape me. Therefore anyone that tries will be beat up (by me); their injuries will not be healed and they will be put in isolation for a certain amount of time unless they are absolutely needed.

(8) No one is allowed to drug my food or anyone else's.

(9) Everyone will stay in their bathroom, bed or room and not come or attempt to come into mine unless it is for something involving friendship, mafia, missions, other guardians or anything non-sexual.

The Tenth was still undecided but Tsuna was tempted to waste it on Reborn is not allowed to sexually harass me and say it's training. Which he had to admit was pretty stupid.

Tsuna sank down in his seat at the head of the table and decided it wouldn't hurt to rest his eyes for a minute.

Boy he was wrong, several minutes later he awoke to Enma trying to unbutton his shirt.

"Tsuna, you're awake now!" Enma exclaimed retracting his hands.

"I am", Tsuna said menacingly, making Enma gulp.

"What are you doing here anyway?" Tsuna asked buttoning up his white shirt which was covered by and expensive black, silk vest which complemented his black pants.

"Well, I just got back from that peace mission in Germany you assigned me, so I came to give you the report", Enma said.

"Mmhn and where is the report?" Tsuna asked sitting up.

"Um...I...lost it?" Enma said looking down.

"Yes and I suppose you were looking for it down my shirt?" Tsuna huffed.

"Well you didn't really give me a chance to look for it there", Enma said, pulled out the closest seat to Tsuna and sat in it, pouting.

By then Tsuna was just about ready to hit Enma upside the head when Lambo walked in.

"Ara Tsuna what are you doing here so early? and why is Enma here?" Lambo asked, walking up to the seat across from Enma and taking it.

"I finished my papers so I decided to wait for everyone and well I was just about to ask Enma why he was here", Tsuna answered.

"Aren't you supposed to be training till 6?" Tsuna asked Lambo, totally ignoring Enma's presence and looking up at the gold clock above the glorious doors of the Vongola dining room.

"We finished early because I was to too good for Reborn to handle", Lambo said, but after receiving an unbelieving look from Tsuna Lambo then went on to say, "okay, Hibari busted in and said he needed the large training room for some reason. Then Hibari and Reborn started to fight and so I left."

"Dammit, everyone's down there watching", Tsuna assumed, standing up, "At this rate they'll all miss dinner, now I have to go and hall their asses to the dinner table", Tsuna said.

Tsuna stalked off to the largest training room followed by Enma and Lambo.

When they arrived at the training room banging and shouting could be heard. When they entered the training room they were greeted with the sight of Reborn and Hibari fighting, Yamamoto leaning against a wall counting money, Mukuro 'kufufuing' in a corner whenever someone got hit, Chrome, who was next to Mukuro, taking out a fifty and giving it to Yamamoto, Gokudera yelling 'are there were any further bets!' and Ryohei shouting 'extreme left punch! Fifty on Reborn! Extreme flying tonfa! Twenty on Hibari!'

Tsuna was so glad I-pin and Bianchi had gone on a weekend day spa trip or they would be unimpressed at the lack of family 'togetherness' that was being shown and Tsuna was extra glad that Kyoko and Haru weren't there. They would have flipped out at Hibari and Reborn and who knows how well that would have ended, especially Kyoko considering she was pregnant and extremely hormonal.

Kyoko and Haru were settled down and both had nice husbands now. When we changed the future ten years ago I guess since we eliminated the danger of Byakuran there wasn't any reason for Kyoko and Haru to get involved in the Mafia. But it was only a guess.

"Everyone, what exactly is going on here?" Tsuna asked darkly.

Everybody in the room turned to Tsuna and froze; he was emitting a dangerous aura and looked just about ready to kill somebody.

Dinner was always the most important meal of the day to Tsuna; it reminded him of his mother, god bless he soul, and the meals she used to cook and how everyone had to agree Nana was the best cook in the entire country.

After Tsuna's mum died due to an illness Tsuna had a lot of trouble doing anything and would often break into tears. It took Tsuna a long time to get over his mother's death but when he did he held the memories of his mother close and one of his closest memories was her cooking.

So when someone didn't attend dinner because they didn't want to have dinner with everyone, it made Tsuna depressed. In the end everyone attended dinner for Tsuna, even if they had had a huge fight with another guardian, had been severely injured or were in the foulest mood imaginable. They came to dinner.

It also helped Tsuna lessen the amount of times certain guardians attempted to rape him; no one wanted to be in solitary confinement because it made Tsuna quieter and less lively at dinner and in general, as well as when almost all the family was out on missions.

Tsuna had accepted the fact that everyone had to go out on missions, so he was fine at dinner when a couple of people were out on missions. It was just when people chose not to attend dinner on purpose that got to him.

"I said, what exactly is going on here?" Tsuna asked his voice starting to rise.

"Well...you see..."Yamamoto started, stopping when Tsuna turned to look at him, "I got nothing", Yamamoto resigned.

"Idiot", Gokudera mumbled.

"Ah Gokudera, are you volunteering to explain what's going on?" Tsuna asked.

"Urm...we were... ", Gokudera stumbled, 'Betting on who would win the fight. There's 70 on Hibari and 180 on Reborn" Gokudera added, speaking so fast you couldn't understand him.

"That was way too fast. Good thing I recorded what you were saying", Tsuna said holding up a silver recording device.

Tsuna fiddled with the buttons on the recorder then played what Gokudera said in slow motion, "wweee wweerree...betting on who would win the fight. There's 70 on Hibari and 180 on Reborn".

"That's pretty lame betting on a fight between guardians", Lambo said, smiling at the fact that he was the only guardian Tsuna wasn't mad at.

"You bet 30 on Reborn, you idiot!" Gokudera exclaimed.

"Don't you have some sort of code of silence to not say who bet what?" Lambo whined.

Yamamoto and Gokudera shared a look and then said in unison, "nope", which made Lambo go cry in a corner.

"What's Enma doing here?" Yamamoto asked after he saw Enma, who looking very smug, leaning next to the entrance to the training area.

"I still don't know", Tsuna said looking at Enma.

After Tsuna saw how smug Enma looked he added, "I'm still mad at you", which made Enma go cry in a corner with Lambo.

"Everyone, it's time for dinner, come on", Tsuna said, walking over to the door and motioning for everyone to go through it.

Mukuro was the first to head to the door but instead of going through the door he wrapped his arms around Tsuna and asked for forgiveness, which made Chrome face palm, Hibari jealous and slightly stupid for not thinking of it first, Gokudera rage, Yamamoto stop Gokudera, Ryohei pick his nose, Enma sulk harder and Lambo throw the Ten year Bazooka.

The Ten year Bazooka went flying across the room, hit Mukuro in the back, and fell to the ground with a large 'CRACK'. Mukuro let go of Tsuna and everyone turned to the Ten year Bazooka which was now emitting red smoke.

"Everyone run!"Reborn yelled but it was too late, the Ten year Bazooka exploded into red smoke, surrounding everyone.

"Everybody group up, follow the sound of my voice", Tsuna said.

While everyone got in a tight circle the smoke began to clear to reveal...forest?

"Where the Fu-"

Hehehe I don't know why but hehehe.