For those who read my OMG fic, it is currently still in the making but the writer inside of me told me to write this down so that it would get out, and then later on continue with OMG.
So if you read this and like it, thanks C:
Finn and Quinn were never in the bathtub, okay? Set in season 1 and the rest is fictional.
I do not own Glee or any characters in here.
Puck whistles while walking down the familiar hallway of his treacherous high school, but feeling strangely happy and positive about his morning. He walks up to his locker and pulls the door open with the annoying metal sound, a note falls out from the inside. Puck bends down and picks it up, red and clean, has a nice and sweet scent to it, and the jock smiles at the golden heart that was already attached on it.
Love note, he thinks. Puck just gets it everyday.
He grabs his half-eaten bar of chocolate out and bites on it as he flips up the paper, revealing a nicely written note for him.
Dear Noah,
I am, undoubtedly, quite attracted to the color of your letterman jacket that you used to wear everyday in the first semester, also the color of the slushie that you always drunk at lunch. Since this note must clearly made you think: Some chick has a crush on me, will you please wear that jacket and drink your cherry flavored slushie tomorrow? I would love to see you like that.
You will always be adored and loved,
Elizabeth.
Puck smiles, he folds the note nicely back to its original way and he puts it in his wallet before anyone could snatch it away from his hand.
Elizabeth, Puck thinks, adding a nice ring to the name. But he doesn't know anyone with the name Elizabeth before; maybe she has a nickname, Effy? Lizzy? Beth? Bah, Puck doesn't care, the faint smell of the note still stuck on his hand as he brings his chocolate up to his mouth.
Maybe he might have a chance of getting into a relationship this time.
The note keeps Puck smiling the whole day and not getting into any troubles. This girl will be so awesome to cuddle up with, he thinks as the last bell rings.
XXX
The next day, Puck wears his letterman jacket and gets many stares from the Cheerios, some ordinary girls and even the ladies in the faculty. When he struts down the hallway with the same smug smile on his face, he gives himself a goal of looking for the girl that snuck the note in his locker. Puck reaches the door and opens it, another note falls out, and he smiles but frowns when he sees the color of the note, since it's orange.
He uses his two fingers to claw up the orange note, which has the same smell of the red one fortunately and he flips it open to read the words.
Dear Noah,
Thank you so much for wearing the jacket! I will be seeing you drinking that slushie in lunch today. By the way, it gets me so horny just to think of you only wearing that jacket, in my bed, naked ;). If you're still following this note (and hopefully, me), tomorrow the school will open up the new swimming pool and a lot of students will be there in the afternoon, and if you have an orange swimming trunks, I would be so pleased to see you in those exotic colored pair of trunks, especially when it would suck into your skin and show off your huge bulge in the southern area.
I might be there and expect you, and then later on masturbating at home, thinking only about you.
Loved and adored,
Elizabeth.
Puck's grin is so wide on his face; he thinks it would give him a permanent scar of his own smile. There it is again, the sweet smell of Elizabeth. Puck keeps the smile on his face and hides the note neatly into his wallet.
This chick not smell so fucking sweet and addictive, she's also horny and needy of him, and his body! Maybe her boobs are really big and perky, or her ass, God, just thinking about a sweet pair of ass strutting the hallway with him when they're finally dating. His dick is just getting hard imagining Elizabeth, let alone really meeting and dating the girl.
Noah Puckerman is totally going to swipe that Elizabeth up her feet.