"But sensei"! Naruto whined.
"No Naruto and that's final I wont waste my time on a lost cause my talents would be better suited towards training Sasuke. After all there's no way you can beat Neji." Kakashi said coldly without even looking up from his icha icha book.
With that statement Kakashi Shunshine'd away. From the Ichiraku's Ramen stand, leaving Naruto to pick up the tab.
&/**\&
Meanwhile...
A busty lady with long auburn hair and a one piece blue suit was walking down a main konoha street escorted by two male bodyguards. However she isn't just an ordinary woman her name was Mei Terumi, the 5th Mizukage.
She saw a ramen stand and looked over, what happened next would disturb her greatly, she saw a spiky blond haired kid begging his sensei for lessons. Upon further examination the kage was shocked.
The thing that shocked her was that the boy resembled the 4th hokage, the man who promised his son to her for marriage.
'It cant be. Could it? I thought he was dead'.
She had to think quick she had to be clever
"Ao, Chojuro I have a task for you, fetch that blond boy bring him to the Hokage tower and don't get caught" she ordered.
"Hai! Mizukage-sama". Ao responded.
'You have some nerve lying to me Hiruzen wait until I get my hands on you'. Mei silently vowed emitting enough killing intent that several civilians passed out.
With that the Mizukage walked off to schedule a "meeting" with the Sandiame Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen.
&/**\&
5 Hours later...
"the Hokage will see you now" said the receptionist as she opened the door leading Mei, Chojuro, and Ao who had an eccentric looking box on his back.
The lady closed the door leaving the 3 kiri nin alone in a dully lit room with the aging hokage.
"Ah Mizukage-dono I trust your journey hasn't been to long" the aged Hokage greeted with a weary smile.
"Not at all Hokage-Dono no long but interesting. Mei replied with a fake sweet smile which had more venom then a snake.
"Interesting? How so". Sarutobi politely inquired.
"Nothing happened until I came to a certain Ramen stand in Konoha. She said with an edge to her voice.
The weary Hokage paled he had an idea where this is going and frankly, he was scared shitless.
"I saw my deceased fiance eating and last time I checked the dead don't eat! Ao do it now!" She snapped.
"Hai"!
The man in a blue kimono pressed a lever on the box he was carrying and a blond boy fell out.
"We had a marriage contract! Such deceit can be considered grounds for war! " growled Mei.
"What is going on!" blurted an angry fuming Naruto.
The third Hokage let out a sigh this would not be easy. "Naruto there has been a piece of information withheld from you. You are the son of the Yondiame Hokage Minato Namikaze and you are betrothed via marriage contract to his lady here Mei Terumi, the Godiame Mizukage".
Needless to say Naruto fainted out of shock
Mei, while still smiling turned to Ao and said "Ao Chojuro please take my future husband out of this room I don't want him to have to hear this or get caught in the crossfire". While adding a large amount of killer intent.
"H-Hai"! Ao stuttered relieved that he could get out of the way if he new her she can be one crazy bitch when crossed.
"Listen good, Hiruzen, a lady doesn't need to repeat herself. My future husband has been treated like dirt in this disgrace of a village. He's neglected and abused by civilians, store owners, and even his sensei". This is an ultimatum I will train him for the exams since his sensei neglected him. Then after the exams I will take him to live with me in kiri where he will become a shinobi of kiri. Failure for these demands to be carried out will result in war. AM I CLEAR?" Mei said in the a angered and deadly tone.
'damn with the rumored suna-oto invasion a follow-up attack from kiri will become fatal'. Hiruzen cursed to himself. "fine I accept those terms". The god of shinobi said in a dead tone.
"very well". Mei said and swiftly exited his office breaking the door while closing it.
&/**\&
Meanwhile
"Wh-what's happening I had a dream where the mizukage was my fiance and the Yondiame was my dad". A dazed Naruto muttered out.
"That wasn't a dream kid that was real" said a stern man with an eye patch.
He fainted, again.
"Chojuro, smelling salts now!" Ao panicked because Mei was mad, when she's mad people tend to melt.
Once he was revived He was brought back in the room with an angry Mei and a pale faced sandiame Hokage.
"Naruto after some discussion we have decided to place you in the care of your future wife Mei Terumi the Godiame Mizukage and she will train you and when the exams are over your will leave to the mist with her". Sarutobi said as if he was holding a burden.
"Furthermore," Mei continued you will gain all of your father's and mothers bank accounts and contents of the Namikaze compound and its use whenever you visit Konoha.
"I see", Naruto said. Oddly okay with what was hap[ening, a new start no more hatred, prejudice, and abuse.
"Dismissed Naruto" Sandiame said motioning for Mei to stay behind.
There are a couple of things I need to tell you but first I need you to swear secrecy some things cannot be common knowledge" the Sandiame said to an impatient mei.
When she swore the oaths he began with a sigh.
"For starters, he is the jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune sealed into him by his father".
"Wait a second!" sputtered Mei very indignantly, " THAT is why he gets abused because he holds a demon to keep this place safe"?
"Exactly! Despite my best efforts and Minato's dying wish for Naruto to be seen as a hero not a demon they still treat him as if he were the Kyuubi incarnate".
Mei was furious how dare they, treat her husband, who safeguards there miserable existence
"Second," he continued "is that he has 3 kekkai genkai."
Mei was stunned she had 2 and that was extremely rare but THREE that's insane.
"His first one is an artificial kekkai genkai which you've heard of known as the hirashin he has to learn that technique on his own and only he and his descendants can learn it.
That of course came of no surprise.
"His second kekkai genkai drastically increases his lifespan full mastery gives immortality but none of his ancestors have mastered it and usually live between 80-200 years".
Mei was depressed. 'I guess that means he will out live me'.
Last is the Rinnegan which gives him extraordinary power but is hard to awaken. He will have 5 elements and all sub elements, he can hold multiple summoning contracts, and manipulate gravity, even life itself.
Mei was shocked 'what is is this kid, kami in the flesh' she wondered with a sigh.
If that is all good day Hokage-dono she said with contempt in her voice.
Not soon after Mei left 3 figures walked in from a trapdoor entrance from the darkness into the light of the lamp.
They were the Hokage's advisers Homura and Kothru and the supposedly retired leader of the supposedly disbanded fanatical ANBU ROOT division Danzo Shimura.
"Are you going senile old man your letting Kiri walk all over you!" Danzo shouted.
" I concur with Danzo." Homura shrieked, "we cant let the boy out of the village!"
"You idiots! Are you familiar with the Suna-Oto invasion Jiraya has been gathering reports about? We already have 2 villages we don't need a third as an enemy especially not one whose shinobi are battle hardened civil war veterans". Sarutobi exploded at his 3 "comrades".
"You shouldn't be Hokage you senile old man!" Huffed Danzo, " WE are the strongest village they are weak, step down Hiruzen".
"Leave or I will have my ANBU throw in jail for insolence and treasonous statements towards your Hokage"! Hiruzen roared with killing intent evident in his voice.
'God Naruto I hope you get out of here in one piece, knowing my treasonous advisers that would be more daunting then sealing the kyuubi again'. The Sandiame thought, he got a headache just thinking about the uproar council would have of "their" container leaving the village, and when they learn that the container is the Yondiame's son. ' Oh Kami you must hate me to put me through this'. Hiruzen groaned it wont be a headache, it will be an obnoxious migraine.
All the while the young Mizukage was musing over her latest political victory. 'Rinnegan, Jinchuuriki, Hirashin, and last but not least husband' She licked her lips at the last one, she knew if he reached his potential he would be the strongest in kiri by miles. This could be a project and if he's anything like his old man maybe he could invent a method to conquer an enemy that has been the bane of kages since the days of the founding of hidden village, paperwork. That exciting thought occupied her enough that she nearly didn't feel someone grope her ass, well, almost.
"aahh it burns" a man cried 2 octaves higher than he should.
The sandiame heard it and shook his head with a sigh, 'oh Jiraya when will you learn'.