This is the first time I've ever written in this category, but Looney Tunes are like the best! Anyway bear with me considering most of the Looney Tunes stories are similar, well at least with Bugs and Lola pairings. Have you guys noticed that?

Well I'm just trying this out.

Chapter 1: Another Co-star

"Ah, Mr. Bunny the meeting is starting now." The secretary said at the front desk said as Bugs Bunny walked through the Warner Bros. Studios' lobby front doors.

"Thanks Claire." Bugs said with his famous accent. He waved as he got into the lobby elevator. Then doors closed and he waited for his floor. The sound of elevator movie quietly filled the enclosed area. The male bunny sighed. The Warner Brothers had called him early this morning to get him down to studios several hours later. It's not like he hated waking up early, but getting a wakeup call five in the morning wasn't something to like. He yawned very hard to the point that tears formed in his eyes. Usually he would have a carrot but he hadn't had the time to grab some that morning.

"Ugh." Bugs grunted as he stopped yawning and wiped away the water in his eyes. Then the elevator tinged and let Bugs out. He walked down a few hallways and found the meeting room. Bugs sighed again, expressing his fatigue. Then Bugs opened the doors.

"Ah, Bugs you're here." Tony Cervone said. "Have a seat; we've been waiting for you." Bugs looked around the meeting table. Majority of the Looney Tunes cast was here along with some producers and writers. Bugs took an open seat next Daffy and Wile E.

"Well, we've gathered you here today to talk about a new movie." Tony said. Bugs put his chin on his hand and tiredly tried to pay attention.

"Do I geth a leadth role?" Daffy asked loudly with his ever annoying spitting. Bugs rolled his eyes. Daffy was his best friend but he was stupid. Every meeting he would ask the same question and over the years the producers gave him a more developed answer to satisfy him, for a few days.

"Yes Daffy, you will be co-starring with Bugs and Michael Jordon." Tony replied. Bugs rolled his eyes again. Co-star they used that almost every time now. Daffy may have been a major character in many movies but Bugs was always there.

"Mic- mich-, Michael Jordon?" Porky stuttered. He seemed excited as usual.

"YESTH!" Daffy sprayed as he jumped into the air. He flew towards Tony prepared to kiss him, but the lucky man put up a shield. It said kiss shield on it.

"Mois!" Daffy said. Tony had been through this before, along with Spike Brandt and they always carried something like this with them. Bugs remembered when the two men had first started and told Daffy about his big break. He smirked at the memory.

"Okay, sit down Daffy." Tony said shooing the ecstatic duck away. Daffy whizzed to his seat.

"Alright, as I was saying." Tony continued. "Michael Jordon will be in the movie, along with you guys as the main characters." The Looney Tunes all nodded.

"We will also be adding a female co-star for Bugs." Tony finished.

"What?" Bugs asked. "What do you mean by a female co-star?"

"Well in the movie you'll be kissing her, twice." Spike answer for Tony.

"I don't do female co-stars! Remember Honey?" Bugs asked. Those in the meeting room all nodded. Bugs had had a relationship with Honey after they had worked together. Let's just say it hadn't lasted long and it didn't have a happy ever ending.

"Well, it's either a female co-star or one of the guys." Tony replied. Bugs shuddered.

"Fine." Bugs said. Daffy elbowed Bugs comically.

"Hey, maybe she'll actually be pretty." Daffy said.

"We will be hosting auditions Saturday." Tony explained.

"Ugh, why so soon?" Bugs asked.

"We've got to finish this movie fast!" Tony replied. "And besides you'll be judging the auditions with us." Bugs groaned. It was a bit better that he was going to be picking his female co-star but he had to spend an entire Saturday doing so. Time was valuable, even if he was a Looney Tune, he could end up in a box one day for crying out loud!

"Fine." Bugs said. "But I expect to be paid for my time." Tony nodded.

"Alright, here are your scripts." Spike said as he put a stack of booklets on the table. They passed them out. "Memorize your parts by the end of next week, that's when we're going to start filming. Rehearsal is Tuesday at noon." The Looney Tunes nodded and waited for dismissal.

"Alright, meeting adjourned." Tony said. The Looney Tunes immediately began to what they always did, goof off. They ran around the meeting room and out. All of them except Bugs, who lazily made his way out.

"Bugsth, whatsth wrong?" Daffy asked, surprisingly noticing that his best friend was down.

"Tired, I guess…" The bunny replied. He was gnawing on a carrot in the cafeteria. Daffy and some of the Looney Tunes were sitting with him.

"No, thisth is different." Daffy said.

"Yeah, you don't usually act this gloomy." Wile E. said drinking some coffee.

"Isth it becauseth of the female co-star?" Daffy asked. Bugs sighed.

"I guess….." Bugs stated, not really hearing Daffy's question. Daffy hit the bunny in the face with a pie.

"What the?" Bugs yelled. "What was that for?"

"I'm guessing that was supposed to cheer you up." Wile E. replied. Sylvester nodded in agreement. Bugs pulled out a soda pop sprayer.

"You're gonna get it now." Bugs said, squinting his eyes to intimidate Daffy.

"Oh, I'm soth scared." Daffy said sarcastically. Bugs then sprayed and the pop sent Daffy flying.

"I agree with Daffy for once, you've been acting strangely my friend." Marvin said.

"I say, I do too." Foghorn stated firmly. Bugs sighed; well at least they weren't complete oblivious bastards. It was sometimes hard to tell, considering all the things the Looney Tunes did to each other.

"I don't know." Bugs said. "Things feel kinda feel out of place."

"What do you mean?" Sylvester asked.

"Sylvester!" Somebody's voice sounded angrily. It sounded like Sylvester's wife, Sylvia.

"Oh crap!" Sylvester said as he ducked under their table. Sylvia stomped into the cafeteria with Jr. She looked quite intimidating.

"Where is Sylvester?" Sylvia asked.

"Not here." Bugs said. Sylvia glared at Bugs, checking to see if he was lying. However Bugs down mood allowed him to pull it off.

"Tell him I'm going to have a word with him when he gets home." Sylvia said.

"What'd he do?" Wile E. asked.

"He forgot Jr.!" Sylvia said furiously.

"Jr. stay with your daddy's friends." Sylvia said as she went off. "I'll take care of him later, since I need to go now."

"Coast is clear." Jr. stated.

"Whew." Sylvester said as he popped back up to his seat. "Hey Jr."

"You did it again Dad." Jr. said.

"Well I can't help forgetting!" Sylvester said. "I left in a rush."

"Well, mom always loves flowers." Jr. stated. The Looney Tunes all laughed, Bugs did what he could.

"Well, anyone actually read the script yet?" Wile E. asked.

"Yeah, and it seems that most of the Looney Tunes get beat up, pretty badly." Marvin stated.

"I don't like the sound of that." Sylvester said.

"Neitherth do I!" Daffy said as he suddenly appeared.

"I say, what took you so long to recover?" Foghorn asked.

"Maybe he's losing his endurance." Bugs stated.

"I am not!" Daffy said.

"Well what took you so long?" Wile E. asked.

"Shut up!" Daffy said.

"Well I say, he's going to need it in the movie." Foghorn stated placing a copy of the script onto the middle of the table.

"Ah man!" Daffy said as he read the page. Then he turned the page.

"Oh looky here!" Daffy said. "Bugs gets flattened by an Alien belly smash and then he gets a kiss from the female co-star." Daffy's expression turned from entertained to annoyed.

"You're so lucky." Wile E. said.

"Why?" Bugs asked.

"You alwaysth get a part like thisth!" Daffy replied.

"Whatever." Bugs said. "It's not always so great."

"You get to kiss chicks in almost every movie you're in!" Daffy said. "How can that not be great?"

"Because half the times I don't want to." Bugs replied. It wasn't that bad, but the girls Bugs had worked with weren't usually his type. Often times they were fans.

"How can you not?" Wile E. asked this time.

"You guys are pretty shallow." Bugs said. "What, do you have sex with the first hot girl you see?"

"Ifth I couldth!" Daffy replied.

"Why are you so depressed about it anyway, you get to choose your co-star." Wile E. asked.

"That doesn't mean someone decent is going to show up." Bugs said.

"You never know your special someone could show up." Wile E. said. Bugs sighed. He still had no idea why Wile E. talked in real life but not in his acting parts. He wished they were acting right now.

"Whatever." Bugs said.

"LOLA!" A female bunny dressed in pink clothing screamed as she barged into a café. A bunny with blond hair and blue eyes dressed in a waitress uniform turned to the screaming bunny.

"Will keep it down there are customers in here trying to enjoy their food!" The blond bunny yelled. She grabbed the bunny in pink and led her into the back. The people in the café returned to their foods, pretending like nothing happened. Perhaps this was a regular thing?

"What do you want Liza?" The blond bunny asked in the back of the café.

"Lola, there's auditions being held in LA for a new Bugs Bunny movie!" Liza squealed.

"And I should care why?" Lola asked. Her sister had always been like this, annoying.

"You should audition!" Liza replied.

"Why? You're the one who loves Bugs Bunny, why don't you audition?" Lola asked, stating the obvious.

"Read this flier!" Liza said as she pulled out a flier from her pink purse. Lola read it over briefly. They wanted a female that could play basketball?

"You know I stink at basketball, but you're the best!" Liza said.

"I don't play for show." Lola said. She didn't want to be in a movie, it sounded like too much of a hassle.

"Michael Jordon is going to in it." Liza said, pointing at another portion of the flier. Lola immediately snatched the piece of paper from her sister's hand.

"No way!" Lola said. Michael Jordon had been her hero since she was little.

"Maybe he'll be at the auditions." Liza said. Lola thought for a moment. Would she really make it? Even if she didn't there could be a chance of meeting Michael Jordon at the auditions.

"What are the details on the part?" Lola asked.

"Well it says you have to kiss Bugs Bunny in the movie." Liza said in a entranced tone.

"What?" Lola asked reading the flier to the very last detail.

"Oh come on sis, it can't be that bad." Liza said. "I mean, he is cute." Lola didn't really like the idea of kissing a stuck up celebrity, but she really wanted to meet Michael Jordon.

"Fine I'll go down to LA this Saturday." Lola said. Liza squealed.

"If you make it you have to introduce me to Bugs!" Liza screamed.

"Alright, just calm down!" Lola said. Liza squealed in a quieter tone.

"Wait, I need someone to cover for my job." Lola said. Liza stopped squealing. Lola looked at her.

"No way! You know I hate these kinds of job!" Liza said.

"Then who else am I going to get?" Lola asked. "Besides this was your idea!"

"Why don't you ask Sammy?" Liza asked.

"But then she'll be covering two shifts!" Lola said. "Do you want me to audition or not?" Liza looked conflicted.

"Fine!" Liza said finally. "I can't believe you still work here though."

"And why is that?" Lola asked.

"Well I mean have you seen some of the customers?" Liza asked in disgust." I'm pretty sure that they only come to see you and Elise in uniform." Lola blushed.

"Well they pay pretty well for short hours." Lola said.

"Whatever, but I'm only doing this for Saturday." Liza said.

"What if I make the auditions?" Lola asked.

"You quit this job and I get to marry Bugs!" Liza replied happily. Lola rolled her eyes.

Bugs was sitting at a café with Daffy and Wile E. They were each drinking coffee and reading the script.

"Why do I always get squashed and act like an idiot?" Daffy asked.

"You? Why do I always get run over and get my body parts everywhere?" Wile E. asked.

"It's your guys' thing." Bugs replied.

"And what abouth you?" Daffy asked. "You get a kissth after getting squashed! And you don't eventh act liketh an idiot!"

"What about when I act love struck, doesn't that count?" Bugs said as he took a sip of coffee.

"I guess it does, but still you get a kiss." Wile E. said.

"It'sth not fair!" Daffy yelled. Bugs sighed and left some money on the table.

"I'll see you guys later." Bugs said as he left. He got into a silver Viper. He started the car and drove away. He sighed again as he drove. He was not looking forward to Saturday.

Well that's all for now... Please review!