Frog Crack

Thought this up in SFL today and got home and forgot about it, the it came back WITH VENGEANCE! Edgar and Alan held me down til I promised to write it…I didn't give for quite a while ^^ I love the Frogs soooo much. :D Anyways on with the fic (This isn't a prompt btw just wanted to write crack)

Disclaimer: I don't own Lost Boys or any rights or anything. I own couple of DVDS, that's it!

Warnings: Implied Slash (i think), language…I think that's it. Enjoy!

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"Eww."

Alan scoffed and let the tip of his sword hit the metal grate under his feet. He turned his head to look at his brother.

"You're such a fucking hypocrite Edgar."

Edgar's face blanked.

"how? How the hell am I a fucking hypocrite?"

"well here's some examples: first you say that if I ever turned, you'd stake me and look at me. I'm not ash yet! And the second example is we used to fuck like crazy and you're going 'eww' at those two kissing!"

"ALAN! Why the fuck are you telling people that?"

"You wanted examples of your hypocrisy. I gave you some!"

Edgar felt anger creep up the back of his neck.

"why are you being like this?"

Alan deflated significantly.

"Because I miss it. I miss you, the nights we used to spend together."

"oh, alan? You really mean that? I miss that too."

"you know we could always…"

"you mean…"

"yes!"

Edgar barely had time to register the sudden spark of lust in Alan's eyes before he was tackeld to the floor with one tongue too many in his mouth.

Meanwhile, Peter, Gwen and Zoe watched on, completely confused, and in Zoe and Gwen's cases, aroused.

"Do you think we should…"

"shhh!" Zoe and Gwen waved a hand a Peter as a signal to shut the fuck up!

"just let them..." the words clogged in Zoe's throat as she watched Alan's hand slip in to Edgar's boxers "finish."

"Yeah. Your plan can wait." Gwen gave a breathy sigh "God."

So the two girls (and the girls in the crowd) watched the "reunited" Brothers go at it like bunnies and Peter (and all the other completely straight half vamps in the crowd) walked off in disgust, muttering about girls and their love of gay porn.

The End

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The ending was kind of a homage to my friend, Clark, who asked why girls like gay porn/sex. I wanted to add a bit for him ^^.

So, as I always ask, was it good? Or bad? I thought it was quite good for a crack fic but let me know what you guys think.