SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT~ It's my birthday and hear I am typing this story to commemorate it while listening to some Alternative/Rock...I'm now 17 and 1 more year to become legal ;D LOL And how to celebrate this is with some FLUFF! or lemon...i don't know...it's how I feel giddy~

Warning: I don't know?

Disclaimer: I don't own a tattoo nor a Byakugan...im just a limp dildo when I see Orochimaru in a thong...*calls eye surgery specialist*

"I hate this,"

I grinned as I observed the houses that went by the window.

"It's not so bad," I said.

"Don't your friends have parents?"

"Yeah but all of them are busy," Hanabi answered for the umpteenth time.

The girl was observing her nails, separating both of us at the front. We were driving Dumb Blond's SUV 8 seater, on our way to the mall. We had already picked up Hanabi's friends and Naruto, Sasuke and Mizuki had met us up at my place.

"With what?" Neji almost snapped as he made a turn onto the highway, joining the steady line of traffic, speeding down the freeway. I looked behind me.

"My parents are working,"

"Mine too,"

"Then your siblings?" he tried again.

"They're busy," they both answered.

"Busy?"

"That's what happen when your brother and your friend's sister are sexually active," one answered.

"They're still at it?" Hanabi laughed.

I snorted at the look on Neji's face.

"Yeah, they've been dating together for what?" one looked over at the other in question.

"Five months," the other answered.

"Damn, teenagers are so hormone-driven these days," Hanabi sighed, "Rutting it out like bloody bunnies,"

I coughed in my hand and glanced behind the girls. Naruto was covering his mouth with his hand, trying to hold back the laugh. Sasuke and Mizuki just looked amused. I turned back around with my own amused smile.

"Aren't you a teenager, Hanabi?"

"Nope, I'm a preteen so it doesn't count,"

"In that oufit?"

I looked Hanabi over and shook my head.

"There's nothing wrong with my clothes,"

With the way her body was, there wasn't much to show in the washed out, jean shorts and a simple white tank with a treble clef necklace resting right below her collar bone. She obviously hasn't reached full potential like Hinata has but she's a reasonable size I guess. And no I am not a pedophile just really observant. Really. It's not my fault she didn't get the same exact boob gene like her older sister. Tch.

There was silence when I stopped my mind's rambling. I looked around to see staring. Shit, did I just say that out loud?

"Yup, no doubt about it," Mizuki smirked. Naruto was biting his hand, hitting his head against the window. Sasuke was looking up with a grin.

"Hmm...guess I forgot my meds this morning again," I shrugged, now remembering that I didn't inhale those assorted capsules.

"You take meds? Cool, what you got?" one of the girls piped up.

I turned fully to face the girl at the back, a raven with bright blue eyes.

"Well...I used to try and kill myself when I was a toddler, child's curiosity, but I stopped at age 7...I have insomnia, emotional imbalance, slight depression, ADHD, oh and I brutally murdered my uncle at 12 years old," I said in one breath, before adding, "What do you got?"

The girl just sat there with her mouth open, gaping like a fish. A fly could travel to her toes and get back out. Her friend, however, must have noticed this possibility and closed it for her. Naruto couldn't hold it anymore and was laughing, leaning on an equally laughing Mizuki, beside Sasuke who was shaking his head, trying to hold back his. This was expected from them with them not knowing this was truth.

"Don't take him serious, Miachi," he said, briefly sending a smile at the shaken girl.

He looked back on the road, still smiling though he flashed me a look, that clearly said 'That was a bit much, wouldn't you think?'

"As I said, I forgot my medication," I shrugged, turning to watch the cars speed past us.

I didn't notice the worried and knowing look Neji briefly sent my way due to the fact that Naruto and I were having a deep conversation about underwear over the girl's heads. Why he's looking at me that way? Ask him...I just don't know how women can wear thongs...it's a string hitched up your ass!

Hi Miss Alice
Anata Garasu no
Me de donna yume wo
Mirareru no?
Mirareru no?

"I swear everytime, we come over here she sings that song and I still get chills," Naruto shuddered.

"C'mon she's not all that bad," Neji countered, sipping his drink.

"No, it's the aura she gives off whenever she sings THAT song, it's just...creepy,"

"Wow, the dobe is scared of a song," Sasuke teased.

I watched m friends, bantering. I swirled my glass of Smirnoff (really diluted with Cranberry juice),t he ice making a melodious tinkle, before taking a sip to wet my mouth. I placed the glass on the table before laying back in the seat with a sigh. After dropping off Hanabi and company at the mall (where they joined up with more girls with their dates in tow) and recovering from giggling, inquisitive and curious girls and the evil death glares of their boyfriends (except one which Naruto knew...I think his name was Konohamaru? Must be Hanabi's date), Naruto decided that we spend the time doing karaoke. So went to out usual karaoke place and booked a room.

Still...you...do not...answer

I stared into space as I felt the diluted alcohol run through my veins. I'm not a heavy drinker but I have almost zero tolerance for alcohol. Yet the people here know me, and gives me what I like whenever I want. So now pink dusted my cheeks, as I stared at nothing. I shivered.

Still...you...do not...answer

Naruto was right...Mizuki's voice can really creep someone out with the right song. It was beautiful yet eerie. Just right for a vampire anime ending. Vampire Knight was it?

"...Gaara's not into that stuff...he wouldn't do it,"

My ear twitched at hearing my name, and I turned my head lazily to the source of the mentioning.

"You don't know that...after all he's not emo like you!" Naruto said pointing at Sasuke.

I watched Sasuke glare at the finger in front of his nose. He looked like he would have bit it off but swatted it away, to raise an eyebrow at the blond.

"Do what?" I asked.

"Sing a song," Neji answered from across the coffee table separating us.

I scoffed, sitting up and looked at Sasuke.

"I can sing two,"

"Says the person who never goes up," Sasuke argued after the signature of the Uchihas. I fucking swear it runs in the family after sleeping over once.

"Shut up, emo boy..." I smirked getting up as soon as Mizuki was done. She slapped my ass when we passed each other.

"Go get em, ginger,"

"Sure will," I smirked slyly.

Getting up on that little karaoke stage, was a first for me as I never believed in my singing abilities. But not I just felt mischievous and mischievous I shall be as I went through the list of available songs. I selected the two I wanted and put them in a temporary playlist. I slipped on the head mic and I pressed play, turning to my audience. Sasuke was smirking, as if knowing I wouldn't do this. Well wasn't he wrong...

As the beats of the song song started, I popped open two buttons making it four open...

Eh...Oh...Eh...
Call me the with GUCCI cause only bitches wear Prada,
I'm a supersonice king with a seductive persona,

By then, Sasuke is already gaping, not by the song choice but the fact that I was singing it without even looking at the lyrics highlighted on the screen. Instead I was looking straight at him, while singing.I was going to make this memorable.

So don't ever think that you can get it out of my way,
I've been waiting for my lifeline everyday,
Go and see you're my happiness down my road of fear,
Go and see you're my happiness down my road of fear,

By then, Naruto was singing along side with me, as we went into a little duet, with him from his seat. I was playing around with the song, with ease of a professional as I did a few suggestive moves to the rest of the lyrics.

So much more than plutonic cuz I fuck with the stars,
Outta reach to you oh, because I chill out at Mars,
Now I never thought that I could be the one in my mind,
Who's been carrying his weight and is so difficult to find,
Go and see you're my happiness down my road of fear,
Go and see you're my happiness down my road of fear,

I walked over to Mizuki, who was laughing at my little show, and pulled her by the hand. She got up and began swaying her body. I raised my hand and begun to fist pump, which she followed suit.

So put your hands up up, if you know what I mean,
Just put your hands up up, if you know what I mean,
Just put your hands up up, if you know what I mean,
Just put your hands up up, if you know what I mean,
And break it all down,
And break it all down,

And I twisted her around by the hand, and pressed her flush against me, only to lightly grind while going down, down her backside. Naruto whooped loudly at my actions, while Sasuke openly laughed at my antics. Neji was widely grinning while giving me thumbs up. At the end of the song, I bowed while Mizuki playfully curtsied and returned to her seat. I grabbed a drink off of the table not knowing who it was but singing can leave you parched and I guzzled the rest of the glass down. My body felt like it was on fire now and I felt a little woozy but the show must go on.

Yes it should *chuckle*

And it was like my body wasn't my own anymore but I went along with it as the next song started. I felt myself open my mouth to sing...

Neji's POV

I watched as Gaara opened his mouth to sing, the lyrics flowing out his mouth as he crooned. And now he is turning to me singing the song...

Something lately drives me crazy
Has to do with how you make me
Struggle to get your attention
Calling you brings aprehension
Texts from you and sex from you
Are things that are not so uncommon
Flirt with you you're all about it
Tell me why I feel unwanted?

I couldn't help it when my mouth went slack. The way Gaara dipped and swayed his hips, eying me was thrilling yet shocking that he was doing that right there in public. I have never seen this side of him before but wasn't complaining. If you haven't guesses already, I've been crushing on Gaara for a long time now but haven't gotten to demonstrate my feelings to the redhead due to damn nerves. I realized these feelings one day when I walked into my dorm room, from along day of school.

*flashback*

"I'm back," I drawled to no one in particular as I opened the door and walked in. What I saw caused my hand to loosen from my messenger bag to thump softly on the floor. My eyes widened slightly in interest from what I saw.

"Shit," Gaara cussed, as he picked up the slipping towel and secured it around his waist.

He turned to look at me, with bored eyes. He was glistening wet from the shower from before, his hair damp and drooping lazily over eyes that unintentionally were hot and beckoning. His built body was accented just right from the sunset light through the window, glowing across the skin. The towel, though secure, was riding lowly on his hips, giving a little peak to red strands of hair, shouting out that he was a legit redhead.

"Welcome home," he replied, voice slightly husky.

I tore my eyes away to eye his lips, pink and small, but supple enough. I fought back the blush that threatened to appear and closed the door behind me.

"Thanks," I mumbled as I made a beeline straight to the bathroom. I quickly closed the door and slid down it, my face in my hands. I pulled them away to look down at my crotch, knowing that underneath that fabric, my 'friend' was beginning to wake. And the more of the previous image flashed in my head, the tighter my pants felt...

"Shit," I cursed under my breath.

A knock on the door interrupted my thoughts.

"Neji? You okay in there?" Gaara's voice flitered through.

"Y-Yeah, just taking a shower,"

"Oh, well hurry up...we're going over to hang out with Naruto and Sasuke in a few,"

"I'll be right there," I strained, as I got up.

I walked over to the shower, turning it on to the coldest setting. This was appropriate after finding out that you had a thing for you best friend and sexual orientation. Longest cold shower ever.

*end*

I think I needed another with how Gaara sang the song. Fuck that, his mere dance moves that screamed sex turned me on. His eyes had that 'look'...and now he was crawling on the table, back moving smooth like a cat's. I didn't even look across at my friends' faces, too busy with a certain redhead, sitting on the table so that his legs settled between mine.

Damn, if you didn't want me back
Why'd you have to act like that? It's confusing to the core
'Cause I know you want it
Oh, and if you don't wanna be
Something substantial with me
Then why do you give me more?
Babe I know you want it

He stood to place a knee on either side of my hips, and placed hands on my shoulders. I felt my skin tingle underneath the fabric where his hands were and my dick responding to such a position. Then he slowly began to lower himself to seat himself confortably on my lap, my hands subconsciously placing themselves on his hips, holding there. He smirked at my action and I swore my breathing hitched as I noticed the cloudy lust that swam in his eyes. It barely registered that they were somehow a light dusty blue. Not with what he did next. As he began the first word of the chorus, I felt our fronts make contact, contact through jeans fabric making me hiss and grip tighter. He rocked his hips with the lyrics, a smirk playing on his lips, seductive and coy.

Say that you want me every day
That you want me every way
That you need me
Got me trippin' super psycho love

He leaned forward, his hot breath fanning over my ear, flushed with blood, and crooned the rest of the chorus, on hand holding the other side of my face and the other braced on my chest, over my beating heart, threatening to break out it's bone cage.

Aim, pull the trigger
Feel the pain getting bigger
Go insane from the bitter feeling
Trippin' super psycho love

He pulled back after nipping my ear, to kiss hotly my lips, which I mimicked instantly. Our lips met demandingly, as sloppy wet noises was heard above the playing music. A coil in my stomac, tightened into a hot mass as I kissed him, my tongue loving the slick feel of his hot mouth. I squeezed his ass which he answered in a moan and an extra hard thrust. I gasped in his mouth as he nipped my bottom lip and delved back in with his tongue, quickly mapping out my mouth. With a smack he pulled back, a trail of spit connecting us, snapping to sling onto his chin. How I wanted to lick it off...to take him right there.

"Hope you had fun..." he whispered, smirking. I noticed also that his eyes were merging back to the usual misty mint green that I was used to and knew well...

And he collapsed, head resting on my shoulder. The rise and fall of my chest indicated that I was slightly panting from the previous ministration from the apple of my affections and it took me not long to feel Gaara's calming heart. Slow puffs indicated that he was still alive and just sleeping. I let out a breath and brought a hand to my face shielding my eyes. I slowed my own breathing and froze when I heard...

"Well, that was a little...interesting,"

I looked through fingers to see, Sasuke smirking like he just won the lottery. He turned his head up, eyes closed as he rested his head on the back of the couch with a 'Hn'. Naruto was silent, his mouth gaping as he sat frozen in his seat, hands holding an empty glass. So that was what Gaara drank, a half glass full of beer. I looked at Mizuki who's eyes were wide.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" she exclaimed suddenly, jerking Naruto to drop the glass that broke on the floor.

"Dobe," Sasuke muttered, getting up to the customer service phone.

What did I get in, now?

"Shit,"

The man cursed underneath his breath, as another mosquito tried to suck out his neck. He slapped it away. He watched the building before moving away from the shadows, Itouch in hand and ear buds in each ear. His thumb slid the list up before tapping on the desired song, inhaling the cigarette in his mouth. He placed the device in his pocket, waiting for the song to start up. He took a drag of the cancer stick, as the lazy bass began to play. Throwing it to the ground and stepping on it, he pulled out a handgun with a readied silencer at the end of the barrel. He walked up the driveway with purpose in his steps and entered the already open door, the lock not working.

Robert's got a quick hand.
He'll look around the room, he won't tell you his plan.
He's got a rolled cigarette, hanging out his mouth he's a cowboy kid.
Yeah he found a six shooter gun.
In his dads closet hidden in a box of fun things, and I don't even know what.
But he's coming for you, yeah he's coming for you.

He moved with ease through the darkness, barely illuminated by the eerie glow of the moon through a broken window. He made his way to the basement, going down stairs with no sound in his descent until he reached a door and busted it open. There in front of him a man was strapped to a chair, a gag wrapped around his mouth. His hair was light blue, face bruised and bloodied and eyes set into an angry glare until he recognized the newest arrival. Twelve pairs of eyes, turned to him, each body holding a pipe. The farthest one spoke, most likely the leader. He was black with a face, screwed into a fierce expression. He was medium, fit build, the average height of men wearing casual clothes.

"Who the fuck are you?" he barked.

The man didn't even answer, but closed the door that was the only exit out of the cellar and smelled of piss and mold.

"I said WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT!" the man said, voice raised.

The other eleven turned towards him with a sneer and defensive stance.

"Think your some little hero huh? Kick his ass boys,"

The men charged immediately without a second thought. With a smirk the man raised his gun in his left.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
Uou'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet.

One by one, like flies, fell down. Save the leader.

Daddy works a long day.
He be coming home late, yeah he's coming home late.
And he's bringing me a surprise.
'Cause dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice.
I've waited for a long time.
Yeah the slight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger,
I reason with my cigarette,
And say your hair's on fire, you must have lost your wits, yeah.

The door flew open behind him to reveal a man who ran in, a knife raised. The assailant with impossible speed side-stepped the slashing blade to the left, only to pull out another silenced gun and cocked it under the man's chin instantly pulling the trigger to blow a bloody hole through the guy's head. He fell with a thump, blood and other juices oozing from the fatal wound.

"W-Why you...BASTARD!"

And he charged. Not even with a second thought, the gunman raised his guns and fired, shooting cleanly through the man's eyes. The man yelled a last cry, before stumbling pathetically to the floor, never to wake up again much less see. A pool of blood started flowing from his head, as the gunner walked past nonchalantly. He pulled a knife and cut the victim's ropes and gag.

"Fuck, it took you long enough," the guy sneered sarcastically.

"It took awhile to locate where you were, it's not every day you're kidnapped and taken to Italy," The man said smoothly, removing one of the ear buds from his ear, "Now come on, the boss wants you on a job, Mizuki"

"He could have gotten me a month ago, when I got kidnapped," the blue haired muttered, rubbing his abused wrists.

But the comment went unanswered, as the man walked out the room, ear bud placed back in the ear. Mizuki hissed and reluctantly followed, listening to his saviour's whistling.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
Uou'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet.

Preview:

Gaara: .:wakes:. .:groans:. What happened?

Naruto: Shit...that happened.

Mizuki: I thought that was pretty hot you know?

Sasuke: Of course you would think that...

Neji: Are you okay, Gaara...does your head hurt?

Gaara: Not really...I just can't remember anything...w-what happened last night?

*Silence*

...

Gaara: Guys?

Naruto: As I said shit happened...*snickers*

*SMACK*

Naruto: OW!

THERE YA GOO! Hope you enjoyed that little tidbit. Fluff it seemed to be as I am very tired and it's 4:30 in the fucking morning...nice way to start the day of your birth eh? So now as a gift, you can review this story and also suggest me some good yaoi fanfic or link me some pics for this pairing so I can enjoy another day...

Please I'm a whore for reviews...it's my daily bread really! Make a girl happy! Shout out to Kusahime, I'm NO Angel haha, P is for Precious, Mrs. EdCullen, KamochiUzumaki and Kitty...I love you guys~

Also xXx The Joker of A Writer xXx...I FUCKING MISS YOU MY MUSE! Where you at~ T^T Mizu-chan~ *tears*

Gaara: I can't believe you did that!

Me: Ummmmmmm

Gaara: *holds up chainsaw*

Me: . BUT'S IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

Gaara: Tell me that when I shove this up your ass...

Me: *runs*

*We are sorry but we are experiencing a chainsaw massacre...call 911 to provide your queries*

Ja ne

Tanni ;3