"Hello!"

Chell froze at this sound. Last time she checked, there wasn't anything talking around her house. And why couldn't she see anything?

"Welcome to the world of Pokémon! I'm Professor Birch…"

'Yadda, yadda, yadda…' thought Chell, not really paying any attention to the seemingly crazy man whom she could not see. Instead, she tried to figure out what he had just said. 'Pokémon? What the heck is Pokémon?' she thought irritably, getting more and more ticked off by the second. Who was this guy, and what kind of stunt was he trying to pull, getting into her house and not letting her sight work…

"Are you a boy, or a girl?"

'Excuse me?' Chell thought. So, this guy apparently couldn't see her either. Stranger still was the fact that there were now two buttons in the floor- 'BOY' and 'GIRL'. Those were NOT there before. And why were those the only things she could see? She hesitantly moved her hand over to 'GIRL' and pressed it down, a loud DING following.

"Okay! Now what's your name?"

'…' Great. She couldn't speak, and he couldn't see her for sign language. Now how was this-

A keyboard popped out of the floor. THE FLOOR. AND RAISED UP ON A PODIUM. EXACTLY HER HEIGHT. If this wasn't creepy beyond creepy, she had no idea what planet she was on or what they… ate. 'Oh, great, now I'm trapped somewhere… I dunno where, and hungry. Great day so far. Thank you, Fate!' she growled in her head, and typed in her name.

"Great! Let's get you into the world of Pokémon!"

INTO THE WHAT NOW?

Suddenly Chell had the horrible sensation of her body shrinking and pixelizing-

'Fourth Wall cracks'

Uhh, I mean just shrinking, and being shoved in a small space, before blacking out.

Her last thought: 'What the hell has happened to my life?'

A/N: Yes, short, but the only Portal/Pokémon STORY on the site. And it will get better, and have longer chapters! So please, bear with me- I need some practice with intros. It will be funny, and… cool. Maybe not epic- I don't want to sound all full of myself, or anything. And the fourth wall breakage will continue. 'Fourth Wall shudders' Muahahahaha!

GLaDOS: I am happy to note that my role in this story is satisfactory. You live. Congratulations. *party horn sounds, confetti dumps on my head* That was the good confetti.

Me: Well, I'm glad- or should I say, GLaD- you like your part, GLaDOS. And you know you wouldn't kill me.

GLaDOS: …Shut up.

Me: Ha. Anyway, I don't care about your puny flame attempts! :D I can withstand temperatures up to 4000 degrees Kelvin and still be fully operational! BRING IT ON!

GLaDOS: You scare me.