Hey! Here's a funny trip! Expect the emergence of old enemies, funny movies, and injuries!
"Hey Kakarot, where is that boy of yours?" Vegeta asked as he watched Burn Notice.
"He went to go play with Trunks." Goku answered while eating.
Then…
CRASH!
"Damn it. The last time those two broke something in Bulma's lab, I lost gravity room privileges for a week. Let's go, Kakarot." Vegeta groaned as he paused the show.
"But I'm not done." Goku said with a mouthful of food.
"You'll be back in a minute. C'mon!" Vegeta growled as he dragged Goku away from the table of food.
Meanwhile…
"Whoa Trunks, what's this?" Goten asked as they stared at the big machine.
"It's my mom's multiverse machine. Hey, let's go explore other universes!" Trunks said with excitement.
"Let's do it!" Goten said with excitement.
"Okay. So, I just need to type this right here." Trunks murmured as he typed on the machine.
"Do you type to go to which universe you want to go to?" Goten asked.
"No, you dummy. It's random." Trunks explained.
"Okay, let's go!" Goten jumped with excitement.
"HOLD IT!" a buff voice yelled, making Trunks and Goten go pale. Slowly they turned to see…
"Dad!" Trunks squeaked in fear as Vegeta and Goku stood in the doorway.
"Can I go back to my food now?" Goku asked.
"You are NOT going to go on an insane adventure!" Vegeta growled, ignoring Goku's whining.
"Trunks, we're in trouble!" Goten squeaked.
"Y-y-y-yeah, I got that." Trunks gasped as he backed up. Then, his elbow hit the green button!
"What?" Vegeta gasped as the lights went on and off.
The machine spit sparks, and then a black portal appeared!
"Goten, JUMP!" Trunks yelled as he grabbed Goten and jumped through the hole.
"Oh no you don't! C'mon Kakarot!" Vegeta yelled as he grabbed Goku's shirt.
"But my food!" Goku cried as they went through the portal.
In a forest, life was occurring like it normally should. But then, a black portal appeared, and two little boys were spit out, followed by a short man holding a bigger man.
"Kakarot, you're squishing me!" Vegeta groaned as he struggled on the ground.
"Sorry." Goku said as he stood up.
"Hey Trunks, where are we?" Goten asked as he looked around.
"YOU! TAKE US BACK RIGHT NOW!" Vegeta roared as he grabbed Trunk's shirt.
"I don't know how." Trunks squeaked.
"WHAT?" Vegeta yelled.
"It's random. We go from universe to universe until we get back home." Trunks explained.
"Universeses? What are you talking about?" Goten asked as Vegeta dropped Trunks.
Sighing, Trunks stood up.
"Mom was saying that there are other universes right next to ours. They can be from slight differences to big differences." He explained.
"What do you mean?" Goku asked.
"Well, an example could be that… Cell killed Gohan in another universe, or Vegeta defeated Goku in their first fight" Trunks stated.
"I'd like to see that." Vegeta grinned.
"So, how do we change universes?" Goten asked.
"With this. It opens a portal." Trunks tapped his belt.
"Can we get food now?" Goku asked, causing everyone to anime faint.
"Fine, Kakarot. So Trunks, where are we now?" Vegeta asked.
"I thought it would be worse, Vegeta's reaction." Goten whispered to Goku.
"It was probably mentioning the possibility of him defeating me in another universe that changed his attitude." Goku whispered as his stomach growled.
"Okay, ummm, we need to look around to see where we are." Trunks said.
"Fine then. So, where should we go first?" Vegeta asked.
"Let's go to my house. There's always food there. ?" Goku asked with big eyes.
"Fine. Just stop those eyes, they're disgusting!" Vegeta groaned as they flew into the air.
15 minutes later…
"Is it just me, or does something look different?" Goku asked as he looked at his house from the air.
"THERE'S A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO YOURS! ARE YOU BLIND?" Vegeta yelled at Goku, who laughed nervously.
"I don't sense anyone, do you; Goten?" Trunks asked.
"Nope!" Goten said.
"I smell FOOD!" Goku yelled as he landed next to his house.
"Kakarot, hold it!" Vegeta yelled as he followed the hungry saiyan.
Meanwhile…
"No one's home, and they leave the door open." Trunks said as he opened the door of the house next to Goku's.
"Maybe they will come back." Goten said as he shivered.
"Relax. Let's look around." Trunks said as they walked in.
"Wow. That's a lot of books." Goten said as he looked at the huge shelf.
"That guy looks familiar." Trunks said as he looked at a picture of a man with spiky hair, a woman with black hair, and a little girl with an orange bandana on her head. (Figure out what universe they're in yet?)
"That looks like Gohan." Goten said as he walked up.
Trunks's eyes shrunk with realization.
"Goten, this universe must be the future!" Trunks yelled.
"What does that mean?" Goten asked, confused.
"That means that Gohan is an adult now. That must mean that woman is his wife, and that little girl is his… gulp!" Trunks gasped, and then backed up from the picture.
"You know, she looks a little bit like Videl." Goten said as he looked at the picture.
"We have to tell my dad!" Trunks yelled as he ran out the door.
"Right behi… oooooh, food!" Goten yelled and then he ran into the kitchen.
"DAD! I know what universe this is!" Trunks yelled as he flew out to Goku's house.
Meanwhile…
"Kakarot, this is ridiculous!" Vegeta groaned as Goku stuffed his face full of the food on the table.
"But I'm hungry." Goku said as he stuffed his face.
"What if your alternate self walks through that door and sees you eating his food? What would you do if someone did that to you?" Vegeta asked.
"DAD! This universe is the future! The house next door is Gohan's!" Trunks yelled as he ran into the house, causing Goku and Vegeta to look at Trunks with surprise.
"Kakarot, you feel that?" Vegeta said suddenly.
"Yeah, it feels like Gohan, Videl and someone who I can't recognize are heading this way." Goku said as he stood up.
"Let's get out of here!" Trunks yelled as he jumped out the window, quickly followed by Goku and Vegeta.
5 minutes later…
"Wait, where's Goten? I thought he went with you!" Goku said as he looked around.
"He was right behind… oh my god, he's still in the kitchen!" Trunks groaned.
"Damn it! If we leave Goten in another universe, Bulma and Chi-Chi will kill all of us!" Vegeta groaned.
"I vote to go get Goten, and get the hell out of here." Trunks said.
"I second that." Goku said as he raised his hand.
"Fine. But, we're making a schedule for food, so no more of this (censored) happens again, got it?" Vegeta growled.
Nervously, Goku and Trunks nodded silently.
"Good." Vegeta said as he flew into the air.
Meanwhile…
"Who opened the door?" Gohan asked as they walked into the house.
"Someone's in the kitchen!" Pan said as she ran into the kitchen.
"This is yummy!" Goten said as he ate a pot roast.
"Grampa! It's you!" Pan said happily as she hugged Goten, causing him to choke in shock.
"Pan, you better let go of Goku before he chokes to death." Videl smiled as she walked into the kitchen, with Gohan behind her.
Outside…
"What? They think he's Kakarot?" Vegeta whispered to Trunks and Goku.
"Poor Goten." Trunks said as he watched the girl hug Goten.
Back to Goten…
"Gasp!" Goten groaned as he swallowed the roast.
"Hey dad, ready to go to Bulma's reunion?" Gohan asked.
Goten nodded fearfully.
"Are you ok? I mean, you took off this morning because you got another note from Dr. Bob (Pan and Videl roll their eyes) about getting a shot." Gohan said.
"I've still got it!" Vegeta whispered to Trunks, who gave him a smile.
"What are you talking about?" Goku asked.
"Nothing." They both said quickly.
"I mean, first we tried to chase you, but you disappeared. Eventually, Bulla came up with the idea to leave food out to draw you out. I swear, sometimes that I forget she's Vegeta's daughter, with that brain of hers." Videl said.
"Uh oh." Goten thought.
"WHAT?" Vegeta started to yell, but Goku and Trunks quickly muffled him.
"Anyway, let's go. Chi-Chi will be glad we found you" Gohan said as Goten stood up.
"Hey Grampa, what happened to your tail?" Pan asked.
Goten shrugged.
"Man dad, you are quite odd sometimes. I still think Mom is mad at you for letting Emperor Pilaf accidently turn you back into a kid." Gohan laughed as they walked out.
"Ummm, Kakarot?" Vegeta asked nervously.
"He's out cold." Trunks said as he looked at Goku.
"We'll revive him later. Let's follow them." Vegeta groaned as he picked up Goku, disgusted at having a third class idiot touching him.
20 minutes later…
"Hey guys, we found him!" Gohan smiled as he pointed at Goten, causing the group to smile.
"Good to see you dad!" Future Goten smiled as he waved from the buffet table.
"Hey Goku, still hiding from Dr. Bob?" Future Trunks chuckled.
"Wait, that's me!" Trunks gaped as they peeked from the bushes.
"So that other boy must be Goten all grown up." Goku said as he pointed at Future Goten.
"GOKU!" everyone cringed as Chi-Chi ran out of Capsule Crop, followed by Bulma.
"Is that Mom? She's old!" Trunks gasped.
"At least Kakarot's wife looks worse." Vegeta smirked.
"Hey!" Goku said.
"You haven't seen Vegeta, have you?" Bulma asked.
Goten shook his head.
"What's wrong Goku, cat got your tongue?" Krillin joked.
"It's weird. He hasn't said a word the whole trip here. Not only that, he lost his tail!" Gohan said.
"That's not like Goku at all." 18 said.
"It's because he's not Kakarot." Future Vegeta said as he walked up.
"Crap!" Trunks groaned.
"So little boy, I have a question. Who are you?" Future Vegeta asked as he glared at Goten.
Wow, a bumpy start. Keep reading to see what happens next!