-turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering gallowsCalibrator [GC]-

TG: hey
TG: sup
GC: OH H3Y COOLK1D
TG: yeah hey listen
GC: WH4T :?
GC: 1S TH1S 4NOTHER ON3 OF YOUR S3LF-C3NT3R3D FR33DOM R4NTS
TG: what no i dont even know what that means
TG: i just wanted to share this awesome joke i came up with
GC: OOOH 4 JOK3 YOU S4Y?
TG: yea
GC: G3T ON W1TH 1T TH3N :D
TG: okay
TG: so it goes like this
TG: a girl walks into a bar
GC: 4ND?
GC: :?
TG: and
TG: the girl was you
GC: WH4T
TG: she said ow

Oh my God that was hilarious. The most hilarious thing you've ever come up with. Oh Christ how did you even manage to come up with that one; that was pure gold.

GC: D4VE3 1 DON'T G3T 1T
GC: WH3N DO 1 ST4RT L4UGH1NG
GC: D4V3?
GC: :?

Look at her, Christ, she doesn't even get it. Holy fuck, you just came up with the greatest joke ever known to troll or man and the punch-line doesn't even get why it's so fucking funny.

Oh fuck, you can feel it coming,

GC: D4V3 4R3 YOU ST1LL TH3R3
GC: SOM3TH1NG SM3LLS OFF
GC: 4R3 YOU OK4Y D4V3?

Fuck, oh my god, you are starting to shake. This isn't good; you've got to keep it cool before you completely shatter your reputation in front of the girl who can't even see... or see why she's the butt of the funniest joke in the world holy fuck.

What will you do?

== Let her know you're A-OK

TG: yea
GC: WH4T'S GO1NG ON OV3R TH3R3 D4V3 :?

You're shaking so bad you don't even feel confident enough to type staright. Staright? Straight you mean straight oh fuck keep your face straight. Shit shit shit it's slipping.

GC: D4V3 1'M S3R1OUS
GC: 1T SM3LLS L1K3 YOU'R3 H4V1NG CONVULS1ONS
GC: D1D YOUR JOK3 DO TH1S TO YOU D4V3 :?
GC: 1T W4SN'T 3V3N TH4T GOOD!

Yes it was; it was fucking brilliant. The best thing you've ever come up with in your entire life, probably. It was irony personified. You clamp your hands to your mouth when a snort sneaks through, and your eyes are starting to water with the exertion it's taking to keep your poker face in control.

It won't last for long, though.

What's next?

== hghghghghghg

TG: hghghghghghg
GC: D4V3 1 4M S3R1OUSLY ST4RT1NG TO WORRY 4BOUT YOU
GC: W4S TH4T SUPPOS3D TO B3 4 L4UGH?

The dam breaks and you are in fucking hysterics. You tried so damn hard but your coolkid façade falls through as the torrent of intense laughter has you doubled-over, braying like a fucking donkey on crack. You're laughing so hard that you start to cry and don't know how to contain yourself; you haven't laughed this hard in a long fucking time.

This is so embarrassing; worse than the night when you publicly humiliated both you and your bro because of your laugh. Remember that? Yea of course you do; that was the night where you couldn't stop laughing for nearly 2 hours and had the whole restaurant literally gawking at the two of you as he tried to get you to chill long enough to walk out of the place.

Fuck. This is going to ruin your reputation with Terezi. You better tell her not to let this get around.

== hghghgh

TG: hghghgh
GC: D4V3 WH4T 1S TH4T NO1SE COM1NG OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!
GC: 1T DO3SN'T SOUND V3RY COOL TO M3
GC:…D4V3 1 R34LLY DON'T G3T WHY TH4T JOK3 W4S SO FUNNY BUT 1'M GOING TO L34V3 YOU 4LON3 SO YOU DON'T RU1N YOUR COOLK1D CR3D1T W1TH M3
GC: 4ND 1 DON'T W4LK 1NTO B4RS V3RY OFT3N M1ST3R :C

-gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG]-

TG: hghghghghghg oh gog holp me