(I'm making this out of boredom and due to the fact I love Artemis Fowl. Can't wait for 'The Last Guardian' to come out (whenever that is). Anywho: I don't own Artemis Fowl. Eoin Colfer does.)

ArtemisFowlThe2nd: Artemis (because he's too dull to use a better name)

iHeartTech!: Foaly

RollsMyEyes: Holly

DigginInTheDirt: Mulch

NotABore: Orion (OH YEAH! XD

WrestlingFan: Juliet

*LINE BREAK*

ArtemisFowlThe2nd: signed on

iHeartTech!: signed on

RollsMyEyes: signed on

WrestlingFan: signed on

ArtemisFowlThe2nd: Curse you Juliet… when Butler returns from his duties you are in for threatening me.

WrestlingFan: oh boo hoo! Poor wittle arty!

iHeartTech: whoa- what r u doing on here artemis?

RollsMyEyes: WHOA! yeah, y is arty on here of all ppl? its weirdr thn when Mulch is on

ArtemisFowlThe2nd: I hate this. Look at all the grammatical errors! It's rather sickening. And I assume iHeartTech is Foaly and RollsMyeyes is Holly? To answer your questions, Juliet forced me to join this chat by force. She said it would by funny. I am rather annoyed.

WrestlingFan: oh it is :D

WrestlingFan: funny that is XD

RollsMyEyes: lol, yes I'm Holly! and poor arty, aren't you still in Dr. Argon's clinic for AC?

iHeartTech: haha fowl!

ArtemisFowlThe2nd: Firstly, what does 'lol' mean? Secondly, you're getting a server virus for that comment Donkey-Boy. Thirdly, yes Holly. I'm currently lying in bed using my laptop and Juliet is on hers as we wait for Butler to return from errands. When will you be dropping by for a visit? It's been an entire day, which is unlike you or Foaly for that matter. Also, I jdaeshfuogh;ashpA:fhooiijpaPJMsnwn

RollsMyEyes: what happened?

iHeartTech: juliet, what happend 2 arty?

WrestlingFan: um… he kinda got shocked. by his computer, because I rigged it and thought it'd b funny.

RollsMyEyes: HOW WOULD THAT BE FUNNY?

iHeartTech: I find it quite funny…

RollsMyEyes: Foaly! D:

iHeartTech: sorry!

WrestlingFan: I like Orion, he's hilarious! OMG lol he's waking up!

RollsMyEyes: oh no

IHeartTech: noooooooooooo!

ArtemisFowlThe2nd: signed out

NotaBore: signed in

iHeartTech: is tht…?

NotABore: if it isn't my princess and my noble steed! :D

RollsMyEyes: *facepalm* and it begins… -_-

WrestlingFan: *giggles* I love Orion!

NotABore: thank you for that lovely comment, beautiful mistress. But a thousand of your kind words are no match for my fair maidens grandeur!

RollsMyEyes: oh brother… I'm leaving now.

RollsMyEyes: signed out

NotABore: :'(

NotABore: …my fair maiden has left me…

iHeartTech: so sorry Orion

NotABore: my noble steed, thank u for trying to cheer me up. But alas, without my fair maiden how am I to vanquish my enimies? :(

DigginInTheDirt: signed in

iHeartTech: don't kno…

DigginInTheDirt: whuzzup? *scrolls up* AWESUM! How ya doin Orion? :3

iHearttech: hey there mulch

WrestlingFan: hi-ya mulch! :)

NotABore: greeting mulch, how'r u this fine day? I'm a bit down bcause my fair maiden left me…

DigginInTheDirt: hahahaha, better luck nxt time kid :P

NotABore: I suppose :/

iHeartTech: so, anything new? I'm so bored…

NotABore: if ur bored you can always assit me in finding my hidden birthmark!

NotABore: it's here somewhere! :D

DigginInTheDirt: wow…

iHeartTech: no thanks…

NotABore: ? fine then

WrestlingFan: *laughs* this is fun

NotABore: then shall we talk aboutwoooooodfjeihl

iHeartTech: O.O ?

DigginInTheDirt: ? what happned?

WrestlingFan: arty broke through and orion is gone :(

NotABore: signed off

iHeartTech: so is he okay?

ArtemisFowlThe2nd: signed in

ArtemisFowlThe2nd: I am just fine, so to speak. Where is Holly?

RollsMyEyes: signed in

RollsMyEyes: here, jst waiting til orion left

DigginInTheDirt: HI HOLLY! XD

RollsMyEyes; yeah yeah, hi and whatnot lol :)

ArtemisFowlThe2nd: What does 'lol' mean exactly?

iHeartTech: it means to 'laugh out loud' which u don't do often if not ever. actually, I've never really seen u genuinely laugh. thats sad

WrestlingFan: me neither, and I live with him! -_-;;

WrestlingFan: unless it's orion XDDDDDDDDDDDD

RollsMyEyes: huh, is arty ticklish? that'll get him to laugh.

WrestlingFan: hmm…

DigginInTheDirt: oh oh oh, tickle him!

ArtemisFowlThe2nd: Mulch, no thank you. And if Juliet

iHeartTech: ?

DigginInTheDirt: I think she's tickling him XD

iHeartTech: I'm gunna hack the cameras and look

iHeartTech: OH MY GOSH HE'S BEING TICKLED! :D it's almost 2 funny to watch! His face is all flushed and it looks as if he can barely breathe!

RollsMyEyes: hmm….. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

RollsMyEyes: … and poor dear little artemis~

WrestlingFan: that. Was. Hilarious! XDDDDDDD LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

ArtemisFowlThe2nd: signed out

WrestlingFan: I kinda upset him….. but it was worth it! ^_^

iHeartTech: and I got it on video :)

WrestlingFan: epic!

WrestlingFan: hmm… wanna cum ovr and tickle him sum more any1?

DigginInTheDirt: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

iHeartTech: I'll bring my camera! :D

RollsMyEyes: guys, that's really mean

RollsMyEyes: but I'll come :)

iHeartTech!: signed out

RollsMyEyes: signed out

DigginInTheDirt: signed out

WrestlingFan: this'll b fun! :)

WrestlingFan: signed out