KK: Hehe, it's time for my first foray into something other than Animé or Video Games.
Spider-Man Noir: Okay, but why am I here?
KK: 'Cause this will be a Spider-Man fic that takes place after Shattered Dimensions and shows how the Spider-Men deal with the aftermath of Tablet, but since I don't know much about your dimension, you won't be getting a one-shot.
Noir: And Amazing, 2099, and Ultimate will? Yeah, that sounds fair.
KK: Life's never fair and your sarcasm is duly noted. Anyway, on to the first one-shot, starring the original Spider-Man, the Amazing Spider-Man!
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After dropping off the villain known as Mysterio off at Ravencroft, our red and blue clad wall-crawling hero was swinging through the city, thinking back on the adventure he just partook in.
"Man, still can't get over the fact that there's other mes out there. Makes you wonder how many universes there really are out there," said Spider-Man to himself.
Still web-swinging, Spider-Man noticed something happening down below, thanks to his spider sense. Landing on a nearby rooftop, Spider-Man looked down to see a couple of burglars robbing a nearby jewelry store.
"You'd think they'd learn," sighed Spider-Man as he swung down to greet the wannabe robbers.
"Hehe, we're going to make a fortune on this job!" stated the scrawny looking burglar.
"Shut up! Let's just get the loot before someone finds us," said the more muscular burglar.
"A little too late for that, don't you think?" said Spider-Man as he made his appearance.
"It's Spider-Man!" yelled the first burglar.
"You maybe expecting Iron Fist?" questioned the wall crawler, shooting out his webbing to knock out the burglar with a web ball.
Seeing his partner taken down, the second burglar made a break for it and ran out of the building. He didn't get far though as he was knocked out due to a kick to the face. Spider-Man came out of the store with the first burglar tied up to see the other burglar knocked out as well and the one delivered the blow. He was surprised to see who it was.
"Cat?"
"Long time no see, Spider. How have things been?" asked the former cat burglar.
"You wouldn't believe me if I told you," said Spider-Man.
"I'll be the judge of that," said Black Cat, watching Spider-Man hang the two burglars from a nearby lamppost. The sound of police sirens could be heard in the distance and were coming closer.
"Fine. Follow me and I'll tell you about what happened."
The two took off to the rooftops and made their way to find a place where they couldn't be interrupted. Upon reaching such a spot, Spider-Man went on to tell Black Cat about the Tablet of Order and Chaos, the three other Spider-Men, and having to defeat Kraven, Sandman, Juggernaut, and Mysterio to get the fragments back.
"Wow. Who knew there were other universes out there?" said Black Cat, her eyes wide with surprise.
"I was just as surprised as you are, Felicia, when I first found out," said Spider-Man.
"I wonder if there's any other versions of me out there," said Felicia, her curiosity growing.
"Maybe. I never got the chance to actually ask the others about their worlds."
"If there are other Black Cats out there, do you think they have the same type of relationship with the Spider-Men as we do, Spider?" asked Black Cat, wrapping her arms around the Web Head and a smirk on her face.
"Well I…That is to say," stuttered Spider-Man, his eyes gone wide underneath his mask.
"Cat got your tongue, Spider?" questioned Black Cat as she lifted Peter's mask up so the lower half of his face was revealed.
"Felicia, I don't think this is a good idea…"
"You worry too much, Spider," said Felicia, rolling her eyes. "Besides, it's not like anything bad will happen."
Spider-Man was about to say more, but was cut off when Black Cat pressed her lips against his with great fever. Not able to resist or maybe even wanting to, Spider-Man returned the kiss. Soon came the need for air and the two released their lips from each other so they could get oxygen.
"Whoa…" panted Spider-Man.
"Glad you enjoyed it, Spider. Just like old times, huh?" smiled Black Cat.
"…I guess."
Felicia rolled her eyes again. "Come on, Peter. How about we go have some fun?"
Peter was about to answer when the sound of an alarm from nearby rang through the air. It didn't take long to find that it was another set of burglars trying to make it big. Peter turned back to Felicia.
"Mind taking a rain check?"
"I suppose," said Black Cat, letting out a sigh.
Spider-Man then took off on a web line, ready to take down the burglars. Black Cat let out another sigh.
"Well, at least I know he won't turn down my offer next time. At least I hope not."
Giving a smirk at the thought of the thing she and Peter could do, she took off into the night, ready and waiting for her next encounter with Spider-Man.
FIN
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Noir: …Isn't my Amazing counterpart supposed to be with Mary Jane?
KK: Not really. If I'm right, and I probably am, Shattered Dimensions takes place after the 'One More Day' story arc. This make more sense as the next game, Edge of Time, features the villain Anti-Venom, who was introduced after 'One More Day'.
Noir: Makes sense, I guess.
KK: Indeed. Besides, Black Cat is definitely better for Spider-Man. Too bad the same can't be said for the Noir Universe.
Noir: I hate you. You know that right?
KK: The feeling is mutual. Anyways, the next one-shot will be in the 2099 Universe and will show how Miguel O'Hara is handling life now. Until then, this is KK signing off.