On my way to the toilet

"Y-you don't!"

"Ohhh yes Kurosaki-kun!"

"N-no! I don't want to! I hate to be on bottom!"

Tessai stood outside the livingroom. He was on his way to the toilet, as he heard a frustrated moan.

"Awww, come on! Last time I was on bottom. It is MY idea and I really HATE the bottom part. Just have mercy with me!"

"NO! DARN! LET GO!"

"FUCK! ICHIGO, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!"

"ME? YOU WERE THE ONE WHO PUSHED ME INSIDE!"

At this moment Tessai thought it was better to leave. The last thing he needs now was the painfull moans of his tenchou when he was fucked over the floor.

"Owww..."

"Urahara.. you're okay?"

" *sniff* I'm dying..."

Darn!

Tessai just had to look. Not because he want to see Urahara sweating and naked on the floor, with his lips slightly open, his cheeks light pink, his hair messy around his pale face and his- of course NOT. He peered inside the livingroom.

Urahara leaned against the redhead in an attempt not to look at the TV while his character was dying.

Oh. Tessai. Your mind was again in the gutter.

Urahara and Ichigo played Playstation. A gift of the Vizards. His controller was on the ground. "Yessssss! Urahara, you ARE a genius! We won, we won!" The blonde just sat there in a foul mood.

Tessai closed the door. He urgently needed to go to the toilet now.

A/N :

Somehow I can imagine something like that to happen. But Tessai would never be a pervert. And Urahara will never play Playstation.

And Ichigo will never say: "Yessssss! Urahara, you ARE a genius! We won, we won!" So it's pure crack I think.

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed!