Sherlock sings:

Lock eyes from across the room

Finish my work while my deductions boom

Take your phone and skip the names

No need here for the silly games

Make our way through the streets and crowd

The game is on and you're on my cloud

Move in close as we fly

Our bodies touch and the criminals cry

Leave this place go back to ours

Our lips first touch and stay for hours

Our whole lives what we've got in store

Whisper in my ear that you want some more

And I

Jizz in my pants

This hardly ever happens John, take my word

I won't apologize, that's just absurd

Mainly your fault from the way that you act

And now I

Jizz in my pants

Don't tell Sarah or she'll think you're a slut

Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt

I'm very sensitive when it comes to you

Now I'll go home and change

John sings:

I need some milk from the grocery

Do this without you mostly

Make me do this cause you know I'm in love

Surprised in my eyes when I looked above

The dairy aisle and I saw you're face

My hand stopped fusing so did your pace

Never felt that I could feel alive again

But the look in your eyes said I need a boyfriend

Sherlock turned to me, that's when he text

I answer my phone it asked milk or sex

And I

Jizzed in my pants

It's perfectly normal, when you're with me

But we're going to need to get home please

For I'm posed in an awkward stance because I

Jizzed in my pants

To be fair you're fucking hot

Plus the way you look at me gets me bothered and hot

I do love it when my body's caressed

One more thing, your bedroom's a wreck

Sherlock singing:

Last week

I had a case

As I recall it was a boring case

Walked back home in the rain

Checked my phone and saw you rang

and I

Jizzed in my pants

John singing:

Catching a cab when the red lights flash

Need to get away need to make a dash

The driver says something that reminds me of you

and I

Jizz in my pants

Sherlock:

The next day my experiment rots and I

Jizz in my pants

John:

Unload my gun and the bullets fall and I

Jizz in my pants

Sherlock:

When I watched Martin Freeman on TV I

Jizzed in my pants

John:

I just drank tea and I

Jizzed in my pants

Sherlock:

I went to

Jizzed in my pants

Mycroft:

Ok seriously you guys can you... ok...

Both:

I jizz right in my pants every time you're on a case with me

And when I'm texting you it's like having sex with me

You say I'm immature but I know we're in ecstasy

I keep my gun at all times it's a necessity

Cuz I

Jizz in my pants

(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants/yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)

Yes I jizz... in... my pants

(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)

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