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Jail Love

I got locked up in juvie, a bad ass like me is not supposed to get caught. I lost all my swag getting in here, getting the crap kicked out of me. This place is as bad as they say outside, dudes are always trying to beat me up, piss and spit worse than anything i did to the nerds at school, they pick fights over the craziest things like walking into the room. The jail cells are freezing cold, it has been 3 days since I have eaten since the food here tastes like complete shit, and it is just depressing I feel worthless like a goner. I never sleep since a dude tried going in my pants one night grabbing my nuts...I am going to do all that i can before anyone tries to rape me again. All day I kill time in corners regretting ever taking my mom's whip and taking that ATM.

"MAIL!"

All the guys run over to the warden as he was passing out the mail jumping and pushing eachother to get to the front of the line each day. Mostly everyone got mail, visits, or a phone call in here except me. They get letters, visits, and calls from their girls, kids, or family. I don't have any of that. When I got arrested my mother kicked me out disowning me as her son, and none of my clients care about me unless they need another one of my "visits". Mail time is the only time I feel safe walking around, the guys are in their own worlds caught up looking at the stuff there people sent them.

"PUCKERMAN…PUCKERMAN!"

I got up and went over to the warden giving me a large ass box, I looked at the return address and I couldn't believe Ma sent this to me. Inside it I smelled cookies inside it, there was a comic book, a newspaper, the color Sunday comics, lotion, cap stick, and gel soap. At the bottom of the box was a letter.

Noah Nathaniel Puckerman….

Hey Puck,

Are they treating you okay in there?

Are you doing okay?

I miss you like crazy back here at McKinley. It is weird going down the halls not having you wiggle your eyebrows hitting on me all the time, calling me Hot Mama. At first I thought I was happy, but then it didn't feel right not having you in my ear bugging me. Happy to inform you that now that you are away I am the official badass of the school…you know that being I am so damn loud and the only person besides you that swears.

Behave for me so you can get out of there soon. Promise me to never ever steal an ATM again! In the box I sent some things that you probably needed, no playboys or porn, but real things you need Puck.

I can't wait for you to get out, maybe we can hangout celebrating together your release. I hope you get my letter, if not I have to woman up and tell you how I see you in person. Let me know if you need anything.

Love you,

Mercedes

I read that damn letter slowly, going back to make sure I read what it said right.

As I walked back to my cell I thought of the possibilities of being with her…

When I get out of here, she is definitely going to get a visit from the Puckerman, telling her off why the hell she didn't tell me how she felt about me before after hitting on her all this time.

My Hot Mama finally got the digs for me. I know dating her will be a bit of a pain, not going to do what I say or want her to do most of the time, and I am sure as hell not going to do what she always says or wants me to do either. On the flip side she has those fine ass lips, butt, and boobs that I have been waiting to get my hands on for the longest time. Rather crash with her in her bed feeling her up at night than sleeping over at Finn's house on the floor till my mother chills out. She can lie to herself all she wants but she is a sweetie deep inside, and she knows how to treat a man look how well she fucking treats that gay dude Kurt. I bet I can treat her well too. Hell yeah I am totally going after that.

"Oh Strip got something in the mail…let's see what it is?"

"Yo fuck off you stupid piece of shit. My woman sent me this, back the hell away from my shit or I am going to knock your lights out. Don't think I can't because I am fresh meat I can't take you. I can stuff my foot so far up your ass you won't ever walk right again. Walk off!" I yelled and the dude backed up seeing my hands balled up ready to kill him.

Things were looking up...