Hey everybody hows it going I am finally back with delicious humor for all to sink their teeth into enjoy !
Beat me, Bash me, Bite my bum.
Suck me, Fuck me, till I cum.
Roll me over, whip that cream.
Lick my nipples till I scream!
Sticks & Stones may break my bones.
whips and chains excite me.
so throw me down, pull my hair, and please freaking bite me!
If you're horny & you know it click 'favorite'.
If you're horny & you know it & ya really wanna show it,
inbox me your address and I'll be around as soon as i can(girls only)
Damn you're hot!
Damn you're fine!
You can be the 6,
and I'll be the 9(;
I love it when I turn you on.
Right away you start touching every inch of my body.
It feels sooo good, you make me all hot and wet. Thanks shower!
Sum girls beg, sum girls borrow,
sum girls lead & sum girls follow,
sum bring joy & sum bring sorrow,
but the best girls just suck & swallow!
Roses are red and sometimes they're thorny,
when I think of you, I get really horny
Me + You - clothes + bed x 1hr = sexy-time ; )
1+2=me and you, 3+4=against my door,
5+6=just a few licks,
7+8=you don't wanna wait, 9+10=shall we do it again
mmmm... i love that tasty, yummy, white,
runny, creamy, sticky, lick-able..
ice cream. what did you think i was talkin bout
u dirty minded people :P
Can you poke me harder, cause I can't feel it.
HARDER! I still can't feel it.
Damn just come over so I can show you how to poke!
Oh how I wish you were coming home to me every night
...I would make sure that you were fed, bathed, and unclothed. ;)
warning : it's going to show nudity,
be very hot, will be steamy and get very wet and slippery ,
I'm going to have it so deep and filled with bubbles, bath time !
... Bring on those sexy, sultry, hot, erotic, steamy,
vampi... uh... ahem... My apologies, my halo slipped for a moment!
Bwuahahaha!
I got a mouth full of skittles! Wanna taste my rainbow?
S.I.N.G.L.E...sexy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!
saw a pair of panties that said "It's not going to lick itself"
girls are like light switches. all you need is fingers to turn them on ;)
sweet as heaven, hot as hell, born to tease, taught to please
can u crack this code? -(X35 P33N I hUJOH 05 W,I 35V37d 3W
d73H) if not, turn the computor upside down
really wishes u were my homework...I'd throw u on the table n do you
all nite...
What does a prostitute and a bowling ball have in common?
They both like being fingered and both get banged down the alley.
Strap-on spelled backwards is: no-parts... Coincidence? I think not...
I've got whipped cream, handcuffs, and a blindfold.. Now, who wants
to play ?
You really need to stop popping into my head naked, and just pop into
my room.
There are 70 things that makes a girl happy... One of them is
shopping. The rest is 69
Dear Friday, I'm looking forward to having a threesome with you and
your buddies, Saturday & Sunday! ;o)
Admit it. We have all had that panicked "did I send that naked pic to
the right person" moment right after we hit send.
My beautiful, bright halo helps to cover my sharp, sexy horns ;)
It was so embarrassing; this morning I had to walk back inside my
house because I realized that I was just too sexy for my shirt. ;)
i can turn any topic, any discussion, any song...naughty. you call it bad; I call it talent. Don't hate :)
They say you are what you eat...but I don't recall ever eating a sexy beast?
thats all good night everybody.