Finn Hudson - is watching 'The Little Rascals' with Noah 'Puck' Puckerman and his little sister.
(Tina Cohen-Chang, Santana Lopez, and 10 other friends like this)
Santana Lopez- Badassery points just went down. Like way down.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman- Dear Finn, I hate your stinkin' guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes. Love Puck.
Tina Cohen-Chang- I smell movie quote.
Santana Lopez- Freaking hates the rain. Why am I all wet?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman- Don't worry, San. Finn used to have the same problem.
(Quinn Fabray, Rachel Berry, and 3 other friends like this)
Finn Hudson- Quinn! Rachel! Not cool.
Finn Hudson- would just love to know who Blaine Anderson is Kurt Hummel
Kurt Hummel- He just moved into my dorm Finn.
Sam Evans- His father probably just bought the oil refinery.
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Mercedes Jones- That explains why he's so refined!
Finn Hudson- Yeah, and so oily!
Santana Lopez- Brittany S. Pierce B, you sure know how to make a sandwich...
Artie Abrams- Yeah, Last time I ate one of yours it tasted... grainy.
Santana Lopez- Oh god.
Tina Cohen-Chang- Tell me that she didn't put actual sand in the...
Brittany S. Pierce: That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter.
Santana Lopez- *puking*
Tina Cohen-Chang- You put Charity's used kitty litter in a sandwich?
Artie Abrams- OH MIEH GAWSH. *grasps for toothbrush*
Brittany S. Pierce- Don't worry, it was pretty fresh.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman- is not going to let Sarah use Finn Hudson and my's old clubhouse!
Rachel Berry- Aw, c'mon it's so cute!
Finn Hudson- And how exactly would you know Rachel?
Rachel Berry- Well Finn, I do babysit Sarah Puckerman every other weekend since I was 14. I thought you'd know since we spent quite some time together no?
Finn Hudson- ...
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman- Pwned.
Mike Chang- Finn... dude. Really?
Rachel Berry- Purple wood is expensive. :(
Sam Evans- Wood doesn't grow on trees!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman- I. Hate. All. Of. You.
Kurt Hummel- Did you and Dad have to scare Blaine that bad? Finn Hudson, I am so mad at you right now.
Wes Harris- Blaine's still shaking. Oh god it's price-
David Williams- *wait for it*
Wes Harris- less!
Finn Hudson- I don't like him. His hair is way too gelled.
Kurt Hummel- Finn Jacob Hudson!
Santana Lopez- You're just lucky the rest of ND wasn't there to do it ourselves Kurtie.
Finn Hudson- Oh man, I should've called you guys
Kurt Hummel- Friendship terminated!
Wes Harris: Oh c'mon guys. You're a team, like Bert and Ernie, Superman and Clark Kent, Milli and Vanilli.
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David Williams- What you say Wes?
Wes Harris- You only meet a once in a lifetime buddy, once in a lifetime.
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David Williams- What is going on?
Santana Lopez- Kurt... I like your friend ;D
Wes Harris- Why hello there. ;)
David Williams- You just broke up with Amy a week ago!
Wes Harris- Hush David!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman- Screw you all, and your mothers!
Quinn Fabray- Someone's a bit bitter.
Rachel Berry- *nods head in agreement*
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman- *flips everyone off*
David Williams: Guess what everyone. Wes Harris and just I found a dollar! We've got a dollar, we've got a dollar, we've got a dollar, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman- OH MY GOD. YOU GUYS ARE LIKE THE HERPES OF ALL MOVIE QUOTES.
Wes Harris- Ha, that means I get to be Porky if you're Buckwheat.
David Williams- So?
Mercedes Jones- Well... he is the cutest one.
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David Williams- Ha, but my mom is Whoppi Goldberg. Suck it Wes.
Santana Lopez- *says nothing because come on. it's too easy*
Wes Harris- Thanks a lot David...
Santana Lopez- Still wanky... ;)
Wes Harris- Why thank you ;}
Rachel Berry: doesn't get the lumber part of clubhouses...
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Sigh... What kind do ya need Berry.
Rachel Berry: Wood.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: You know, you're starting to get on my nerves...
Wes Harris- OMA, suprise movie quote!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman- I'm leaving this wall post.
Tina Cohen-Chang- You so should have seen that coming though.
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Tina Cohen-Chang- The girls and I got slushied, not once, not twice, but three times today. My face hurts. Plus, I'm wearing my football jersey =(
Mike Chang: I'm usually a lover, not a fighter, but in your case, I'm willing to make an exception...
Tina Cohen-Chang- Oh Mike, I love you
Mike Chang- I love you too.
Santana Lopez- Just get married already!
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Brittany S. Pierce- I thought they already were!
Tina Cohen-Chang- Oh Glee club...
Rachel Berry- Are you kidding me right now? Brittany S. Pierce got a freaking 98% on that English exam last week. I only got a 96%!
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Artie Abrams- That's my girl, yo!
Santana Lopez- Oh Wheels, haven't you learned? She's our girl.
Brittany S. Pierce- Actually Rachel, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomal grasp of grammer and a superlative command of syntax. I just choose not to emply them. Until then of course.
Sam Evans- From the girl who thought that Broadway was an extra wide street and that's why people like going there so much.
Brittany S. Pierce- Ahh!Bite me :P
Finn Hudson: Hey, guys, me and Brittany have an idea.
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Brittany S. Pierce- Uh-huh
Kurt Hummel- Keep it, you might need it when you grow up
Brittany S. Pierce- Oh-tay.
Finn Hudson- Who won Regionals again? Oh my bad, that was us.
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Quinn Fabray- Party at Lopez's house!
Kurt Hummel- I would crash but Wes is sobbing into his gavel and David is weeping, we may have to keep them from going all "Velma and Louise" over here.
Blaine Anderson- Its quite a sight.
Wes Harris- Shut up Hummel! You're used to losing!
Kurt Hummel- Ignoring that...
Santana Lopez- Bring them, we have could always have some Warblers over. Rachel made out with one, but now that my work is done... I would love a turn.
David Williams- I have a girlfrieeeeeeend. And Blaine's probably the only Dalton student that has clothes outside of our uniform.
Wes Harris- And I just want to die here. Alone.
Kurt Hummel- Blaine...
Blaine Anderson- I'll get their coats.
Rachel Berry- It tasted like pink! Where is it? This new one tastes like somebody poured it through an old boot!
Noah 'Puck Puckerman- Can I please escape the movie that is the Little Rascals at least tonight?
Brittany S. Pierce- NUH-UH
Santana Lopez- TIKE. Someone get them out of my closet!
Mercedes Jones- OH. So that's where Tina went.
Quinn Fabray- Dear god, its deja vu.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman- Nope, I made sure Chang was loaded up.
Quinn Fabray- Would it have killed you to load yourself up about a year ago?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman- NO COMMENT.
Mike Chang- Panda hair tea again. Yay. -_-
Tina Cohen-Chang- Grosser than gross.
Wes Harris- Very, very, gross.
Wes Harris- had a very good time at a party last night...
Santana Lopez- Oh, you're welcome.
Kurt Hummel- Oh. No. You. Didn't.
Santana Lopez- Whaaaaat?
Kurt Hummel- Santana Margerita Lopez...
Santana Lopez- Ok... maybe Tike wasn't the only one getting it on.
Tina Cohen-Chang- SANTANA!
Santana Lopez- You were in my coat closet!
Kurt Hummel- You mean, you and Wes...
David Williams- Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
Kurt Hummel- NOT ANOTHER ST. BERRY.
Rachel Berry- Hey!
Mercedes Jones- Yeah, but c'mon Rach... that was not good.
Rachel Berry- True.
Wes Harris- What's a St. Berry?
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David Williams: You're not thinkin about Santana, are you?
Wes Harris- No, of course not *shifty eyes*
Kurt Hummel- Good.
Wes Harris- Wonder if she's not thinking of me too...
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman- *stabs self* This is not funny anymore!
Sam Evans- is watching Mean Girls with his preteen sister. Someone kill me.
Santana Lopez- That is so fetch.
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman- And the herpes are back. Enjoy LadyLips.