Quick Disclaimer: Please note that the Number 69 featured in this fic is NOT the Heraldry Crest/God Medallion - Coat of Arms Number card; this particular fic was written LONG before there was an official Number 69.

"Observation #19: Cards are something made, not found." Astral mused to himself as Yuma looked interestedly around the local card shop.

"What are you yakking to yourself about, Astral?" he asked dully, looking into a display case of ultra rare cards.

"I was not aware that cards such as these could simply be purchased." said Astral, looking around the shop, trying to spot any cards that Yuma or anyone else they had previously dueled had used before.

"Then where'd you think anyone could get them?" asked Yuma, a little amused now. Astral paused as he came upon a booster pack that bore an illustration featuring Gagaga Magician, one of Yuma's favorite cards.

"I suppose I had never thought of that." He said blankly, tilting his head as he looked at a small row of starter decks. "Interesting. They even sell decks that have already been assembled? I was always under the impression that was something a duelist had to do his or herself. Oh, look, Yuma! It looks as though this deck is not too different from your own. Is that where you obtained your deck?"

"Oh, shut up! You can be so annoying!" Yuma snapped irritably, making the card shop owner scratch his head as he watched the boy yelling at apparently nobody. A bell tinkled as the front door opened and Yuma stopped his argument with Astral to see someone he never would have expected to see enter this shop.

"Kotori?" He blinked.

"Oh, uh, hey, Yuma." Kotori said quickly and dismissively, not looking Yuma in the eye. She seemed as though this was a place she'd rather not be seen. She looked around the shop uncertainly, yet clearly wanting to leave as soon as possible.

"Anything I can help you with?" The shop owner asked politely.

"Um, I'm kind of new to Duel Monsters," Kotori said nervously. "So, um… I'm not really sure what… to…" Her eyes fell on a starter deck featuring a rather beautiful female character with flowing blue hair and wearing an alluring outfit. "How much for this?" She asked the owner, showing him the starter deck. He blinked at it, raising his glasses to his eyes.

"Strange. I don't remember this store ever carrying this starter deck." He said in an undertone to himself. Coming back to reality, he answered, "1000 yen, please." Kotori dug a few coins from her purse, and then she looked up at a display of Duel Discs and D-Gazers.

"How much for one of those?" She asked, pointing at the display.

"I'm afraid those can be rather expensive." said the store owner. "12,000 yen for disc and gazer together." Kotori was clearly disappointed, as she looked into her coin purse and found only a few measly ingots. Suddenly, her face took on a more matured appearance, and her eyes looked up confidently and seductively at the owner.

"12,000 seems a little too steep for someone like me, don't you think?" She said in a low, sensual voice. "Can't you possibly sell it for less? Say, 800?"

"800 for a duel disc and d-gazer?" Yuma thought, looking wildly at Kotori. "Is she crazy?"

"Observation #20: duel discs and d-gazers are also items bought and not found... And they appear to be rather expensive" Astral mused. The store owner frowned at Kotori, but she didn't give up. She climbed up onto the counter and lay in a flirtatious pose, pulling her skirt back just enough so that no one could see her underwear.

"You're right. 800 does seem unreasonable." She said. "What about," she lifted her skirt back even more, allowing the owner to see what she wore underneath. "300?"

"S-sold." said the store owner, his face turning red. "Wh-which model would you like?"

"Mm, how about, that one?" Kotori asked, pointing to a box featuring an illustration of a green duel disc with a blue gazer.

"Oh, I'm afraid that I can't sell that one for as much as the others." said the owner. "That's one of the deluxe editions, I…" Kotori hopped down from the counter onto the side with the cash register. She pulled her panties off and offered to show him more, but the owner stopped her, saying, "S-sold!" He pulled down the box and handed it to her. Kotori nodded politely to the owner, pulled the money she used to pay for the starter deck back into her pocket, and jumped the counter, giving Yuma a split second look at her…

"See ya later, Yuma." She said, casting Yuma a seductive look before pushing something into his pocket and leaving the shop.

"What was that all about?" Yuma wondered as he left for home, forgetting to open the new booster packs he just bought.

"It did seem rather unusual, did it not?" said Astral. "I was not under the impression that Kotori had any interest in Dueling."

"I wasn't under the impression she would act so weird like that." said Yuma, thinking back to her odd behavior in the shop.

"Yuma! Wait up!" Yuma turned to see Kotori running down the street towards him. She panted as she caught up with him and gave him the same seductive look as she did in the shop.

"Um, Kotori, isn't your house that way?" Yuma asked, pointing in the direction she just came from.

"Yes, but you're here." Kotori grinned sensually. "I just remembered that there was a question I wanted to ask you."

"Um, okay. What is it?" asked Yuma awkwardly. Kotori giggled in a mature way.

"Tomorrow night, do you think you could meet me somewhere… intimate?" she asked, huggling herself very close to a very red-faced Yuma.

"Wh-what for?" Yuma asked.

"I want to duel with you, silly." Kotori giggled. "And I'm too embarrassed to do it where everyone can see us, so can you meet me tomorrow at midnight?" She gave Yuma a small slip of paper and he blushed more as she draped her arms around his shoulders, her face very close to his and whispered in a spine-tinglingly cute voice, "please~~?"

"Sure! You got it, Kotori!" said Yuma, trying best as he could to sound like his normal enthusiastic self. "Tomorrow night, I'll show how to Kattobingu!" Kotori giggled in the same suggestive manner.

"Thanks, Yuma." She said, giving Yuma a small kiss on the lips, much to his surprise. She hopped off of him and skipped back home, stopping a short distance away, casting him an alluring look, and whispering, "See. You. Then." winked, and continued on her way.

"THAT was most unlike Kotori." said Astral. "I wonder why it was that she behaved in such a manner. Do you have an idea, Yuma?"

"No." Yuma whispered, using his finger to trace his lips, where Kotori had kissed him.

As she made her way home, Kotori snapped out of her bizarre trance. Her eyes were wide with shock as she reflected on the strange things she did, including what she did to buy her new deck and duel disc/d-gazer combo.

"Wha…? How did I… What was…?" She stammered, now beginning to panic.

"Oh, don't you worry. There's nothing wrong with you." said a low, sensual female voice. Kotori gasped and looked around, panicked. "I just gave you a little push in the right direction."

"You made me do something so… wrong in that shop!" Kotori snapped, her usual scolding tone, but it was shaken and frightened. "And Yuma… oh, god…" She felt disgusted just remembering her behavior towards her friend.

"You honestly love him, don't you?" The woman's voice retorted. "That little cornball is too busy with his dueling and his 'Kattobingu' crap to even notice a quiet, unattractive, dull thing such as you."

"What was that?" Kotori snapped, now very annoyed with this person.

"Face it, his big sister has a better chance with Yuma than you. And at least that crazy cat girl has the nerves to say those words you've been dying to say since you started middle school."

"Sh-shut up! I don't know who you are, but what business is it of yours?" Kotori yelled, making passers-by stare blankly at her.

"I only want to help, kiddo. You want Yuma to be your boyfriend, don't you?"

"Well…" Kotori blushed, looking down at her feet. "Yes."

"Then tonight, I'm going to turn the preschool princess you are into a sexy seductress. Then by midnight tomorrow, Yuma's all yours."

"Before I agree, who are you?" Kotori demanded.

"I," said the voice, a mark glowing on Kotori's behind. "Am No. 69. Queen Seductress."

"You're a… Number?" Kotori gasped, turning to see the number '69' glowing blue on her butt and blushing slightly. "You're one of the one's we're trying to…" She was broken off as a figure appeared before her, a beautiful woman with a slender, developed body, long blue hair, gorgeous green eyes, and an outfit that left little to the imagination. On her breast bore the same blue '69' as on Kotori's butt.

"That's right. And don't you think it's a little unfair that Yuma keeps all the Numbers, some of the best cards in the world, to himself?" said Seductress, a hand under Kotori's chin. She couldn't feel the hand, but there was something disturbing about the feeling the scantly-clad duel monster gave off. Something clicking in her mind, Kotori pulled out the box containing her new starter deck. The character on the front matched Seductress perfectly. "That's no ordinary deck you're holding. It's one of a kind, nothing like it in the world. And with it, who knows what even a flat-chested middle school loser like you can do?"

"I'm not trusting something that I know can create so much havoc!" Kotori stated firmly. "I've seen what happens when people are possessed by the Numbers! Besides, I'm fine with Yuma as is." At this statement, Seductress laughed loudly.

"Oh, you think so?" She giggled. "Is that why you've never once tried to hold a personal talk with him? And you've known him for, what? At least 2 years? And what have you done to get his attention?"

"I've tried to be a good friend to him," said Kotori defensively, though she knew her arguments were feeble. "And I've shortened my skirt, and…"

"Oh, big fucking deal!" said Seductress sarcastically, rolling her eyes. "Every girl in your school's shortened their skirts. They must be after Yuma too!" Before Kotori could retort any further, Seductress shook her head, and her snarky, cheeky air seemed to vanish. "Look, kiddo. Point is, I'm just here to help, and if you do what I say, trust me, you won't be disappointed. First thing you gotta do, get some more grown-up clothes."

"But I'm thirteen years old!" Kotori reasoned.

"I know. So's your fashion sense." Seductress sneered, and with a flick of her finger, Kotori's clothes vanished, leaving her completely nude. She was glad she ducked behind a back alley so that no one could see this embarrassing phenomenon. "You look good with your hair down." said Seductress, looking at Kotori from every angle. "And will you look at that! You DO have some breasts! They're tiny little tits, but better than nothing, I suppose! Now, something a little more… fitting." And with another flick of her finger, Kotori was dressed in black tube top and short denim shorts, a collar around her neck with a red heart dangling from it, her body became more matured and developed, her breasts becoming large, firm, and plump, her hips sticking out more, her ass becoming more rounded. "THAT'S more like it." Seductress admired her handiwork.

"It's not really me though…" Kotori said uncertainly, looking down at herself. It was as though she had become a whole new girl.

"Not yet, it isn't. First, I think you need to try out your new deck." Seductress grinned mischievously.

Meanwhile, at the Tsukumo Residence, Yuma was reading over the slip of paper Kotori gave him earlier, Astral looking over his shoulder. There was an address written on it, along with a small note. The address was to some residence Yuma doubted was Kotori's, and the note read;

"Yuma, meet me at this place tomorrow at midnight. Come alone. Do not even bring your duel ghost along. We'll 'Kattobingu' all night long!"

P.S. You can keep those. This note was accompanied by a small red kiss mark.

"Why would she not want me to be there?" Astral wondered.

"Because she wants to duel me, idiot, not you." said Yuma. He then investigated the other thing Kotori left him, and he had to slam a hand over his mouth to keep from waking the entire neighborhood. "Th-these are… are… Kotori's….!" He stuttered as he understood the item to be the panties Kotori discarded when she hit on the store owner.

"Kotori's… what, exactly?" asked Astral, looking at the undergarment with curiosity.

"That… that's… shut up! Just go to bed!" Yuma blurted, flustered. he changed into his PJ's and hopped into his hammock. "Geez, what a weird day." He grumbled as he fell asleep. Astral, bursting with questions as usual but knowing he wouldn't get them, vanished into the Emperor's Key.

"And now, I attack you directly with Queen Seductress! Kiss of Death!" Kotori declared, pointing meaningfully at Cathy, her unfortunate opponent. Seductress swept towards the cat-like girl and kissed her on the lips, much to her shock and dislike.

Cathy LP: 500 = 0

Winner: Kotori Mizuki

Cathy stood shaking fearfully as Kotori, grinning evilly walked up to her, clothes vanishing, and pulled off her clothes, and with a sinister little laugh saying, "Don't worry. This won't hurt a bit. There'll be pleasure, if anything." And as Kotori violated her further and further, Cathy mewed loudly and disdainfully, her echoing feline scream unfortunately not passing beyond her handsome manor house.

The next day was fairly ordinary for Yuma, ordinary race to school with Tetsuo, ordinary tripping and spilling his deck everywhere, ordinary fight with the trash robots mistaking his deck for litter, and ordinary laugh from Tetsuo for losing their morning competition. Class, however, was anything but.

"Hey, where is everyone?" Tetsuo asked as he and Yuma walked in. Almost half the seats in the class room were empty. And all those missing seats were of male students. Even Mr. Kitano, one of Yuma's favorite teachers, was gone, with an old, irritable lady as a substitute.

"Where is everybody? I was expecting to be teaching a full class!" She croaked angrily.

"Have you seen Kotori today?" Tetsuo asked as he and Yuma left for the dueling fields when that nightmare of a class was over. Yuma shook his head.

"No. I haven't seen her since yesterday." He said. "Then again… she was acting pretty weird back then…"

"Whatdya mean?" Tetsuo asked. Yuma recounted the events at the card shop, and there were points in the story where Tetsuo had to hold back a laugh. "You don't think a Number could have gotten her, do you?" He asked seriously when Yuma finished. "I mean, you were in a card shop and all. Anyone could mistake one of those things as just an exceptionally rare card."

"I don't think that's possible." said Yuma. "I was there the whole time, and I didn't see anything to do with any Numbers at all. She just bought a starter deck, and when she went to get a duel disc and D-gazer, she started acting all weird like that." Tetsuo bumped Yuma in the back of the head with his hand.

"Idiot! What if it was in the starter deck?" He said. Yuma's eyes widened.

"Crap! You're right!" he gasped. "But where could she be now?"

"Hey, did you hear about Mizuki? I've heard she's been giving guys… blowjobs in the guy's locker room." One boy was telling his friend. "Seriously? What're we doing here? Let's go!" Tetsuo and Yuma exchanged a serious look, and Astral crossed his arms, stuck between serious and confused.

"Blowjob? Is that some sort of Spell Card?" He asked. "What kind of effect does it have?" Yuma disregarded this ignorant question and rushed to the boy's locker room, Tetsuo panting behind.

"Patient, boys! There's enough for everyone!" When Yuma opened the locker room door, it was to be rendered completely speechless as he saw several naked boys joined around Kotori, who was also totally nude and sucking on the penis of one of the boys. "Chill out, everyone, wait your turn." She said, as white liquid spurt from the boy's cock and onto her face. Yuma, who wanted to make a scene and tell Kotori to snap out of it, was too shocked for words to do anything but stare at the unbelievable sight, so he simply backed out of the room.

"The hell was that?" Tetsuo demanded to no one in particular. "I never would have considered Kotori the kind to do something like that!"

"What exactly was Kotori doing, Yuma?" Astral asked. "It seemed as though it was something enjoyable."

"Shut up! That's disgusting!" Yuma snapped. "Anyway, I'll get to the bottom of this soon. She told me to meet her alone some place at midnight, but I can't bring anyone, not even Astral."

"You think you'll be okay? Going up against a Numbers without even Astral?" Tetsuo asked. He wasn't exactly clear on what Astral was, or how it was he kept Yuma from going psychotic from the Numbers like the others who had found them, but something about Yuma going alone against the Numbers, without even the reason for all his success thus far made him feel more than just a bit uneasy.

"I'll have to be." said Yuma determinedly. "I'll just have to Kattobingu harder than ever!"

Later that afternoon, when Kotori had her fill of oral sex, and urged the boys to leave, she lay, quite tired on the floor, coughing up some ejaculant. She cleaned herself up best she could and asked,

"Am I ready for him now?" To which seductress smiled deviously and answered,

"Not quite. A little more practice with your deck, and you'll be ready by tonight."

"Who should I duel now, then?" Kotori asked, pulling her clothes back on.

"I know a good few that can give you a good test of skill." Seductress smirked. "First, Akari Tsukumo."

"Yuma's sister!" Kotori yelped. "But… but…"

"Do it, or you can forget about me helping you. And when I stop helping you, I start hurting you." sneered Seductress. "And you DON'T want me to hurt you."

Reluctantly, Kotori finished cleaning and dressing, and set out to find Akari.

"Sis! I'm home!" Yuma called, pulling off his shoes. There was no answer. This surprised Yuma, as Akari almost always responded, even when she was busy with her work. He looked to see if she was at her computer, as this was where she typically spent most of her day. There was a note on the desk, which read:

Yuma,

I'm going out for a little while. Kotori wanted to see me, said she had some big scoop. See you in a bit.

"Kotori?" Yuma and Astral repeated in unison, exchanging a look.

"I was hoping you'd give me a challenge, Akari." Kotori smirked. "How incredibly disappointing that you don't even own a duel disk, much less a deck." She pulled Akari's clothes off and kissed her deeply. Akari wasn't even able to move, let alone try to resist this unwanted sexual contact. "Well, you have a nice body, anyway. Pity you don't have a boyfriend."

"What are you doing?" Kotori stopped her assault on Akari and turned to see a 14-year-old boy with purple hair staring with shock at the sight before him.

"Well, well. Ryouga Kamishiro, AKA 'Shark.' Saved us some time, didn't he?" sneered Seductress. "Now for some real fun." Kotori nodded. She put on her duel disc and D-gazer, her deck auto-shuffling. Shark agreed, though reluctantly, and followed suit.

"Duel!"

Yuma arrived far too late to find his sister out cold on the ground with several of her clothes discarded.

"Was it Kotori who did this?" Astral wondered, looking at the mess.

"No. It was the work of that Number." Yuma grunted angrily. He didn't get along that great with his big sister, but when someone did something like this to her, and manipulating one of his best friends to do so, that was where Yuma got truly pissed. "And I don't care if it's nowhere close to midnight, this Number is going to pay!" He pulled the note from his pocket Kotori left him the previous night and ran to the address written on it.

"Why are you doing this?" Shark demanded, while Kotori bobbed up and down, sliding his dick in and out of her anus. She refused to allow her virginity to go to anyone other than Yuma.

"If you must know, you're practice for when I get Yuma." Kotori winked, panting slightly. She pulled out as Shark orgasmed. "I know what you're thinking, I'm pathetic for letting myself be controlled by a Number, but No. 69's the best thing that's ever happened to me."

"It's time, kiddo." Seductress informed Kotori, who was about ready for another round on Shark. "He's come early."

"He better not when I'm done with him." Kotori smirked, pulling her underwear and pants back on. She undid the bindings that held Shark down, who threw a contemptuous look at her before putting his pants on and leaving.

"Shark?" Yuma commented, seeing the purple-haired boy walk away, a stoic look on his face. "KOTORI! Get out here!" Yuma demanded angrily. "And whatever Number is possessing you, I'm going to make you PAY for what you've done!"

"Now is that any way to talk to a lady?" said Kotori in a sumptuous voice. "You can be so crude, Yuma."

"Cut the act! And hand over the Number!" Yuma snapped. Kotori laughed smugly.

"Yuma. This Number is the best thing that's ever happened to me." she said pleasantly. "I might not have been the nicest little girl, but I'm at last ready for you. Now…" She adjusted her d-gazer and strapped her duel disc on. "Why don't we 'Kattobingu' like we promised?"

"Hoping you would say that." said Yuma, pulling out his own disc and gazer. "Duel Disc! Set! D-gazer! Set!" the AR Field formed, and the two called in unison,

"Duel!"

Kotori: 4000

Yuma: 4000

"Ladies first." Kotori giggled, drawing her first card. Her eyes scanned her hand, then, "I'll start by summoning Dark Masochist in attack mode!" a Demonic-looking woman in very revealing black bondage clothes appeared, flexing a long whip.

Dark Masochist Level:2 Attribute: Dark

Type: Fiend/Effect ATK:1400

"And when Dark Masochist is normal summoned and there's no other cards on my field, its effect activates, allowing me to advance summon two slave tokens on your side of the field." At these words, two pale women covered in scars and wearing nothing but leather collars came into life on Yuma's field, looking miserable as Dark Masochist grinned sinisterly down at them.

Slave Token Level: 1 Attribute: Dark

Type: Warrior/effect ATK: 100

"I'm screwed, aren't I?" Yuma fretted.

"No. You are not permitted to attack on the very first turn, so…" But Astral's words were cut off as Dark Masochist whipped him repeatedly, forcing him back into the Emperor's Key.

"I told you to come alone." Kotori stated darkly. "And during my End Phases, Dark Masochist deals 400 points of damage to you for every Slave Token you control." Dark Masochist flexed her black whip and swiped it at Yuma, making him shout in pain at each whipping.

Yuma: 4000 = 3200

"My turn! Draw!" He announced, drawing in his usual over-the-top fashion.

Kotori: 4000

Yuma: 3200

"She could see and/or hear Astral." He thought, his eyes scanning the cards in his hand. "It must be because of the Numbers. But how…"

"Yuuuma. It's not nice to keep a lady waiting." Kotori called flirtatiously.

"I summon Gagaga Magician in Attack Mode!" Yuma acted instinctively, a black and orange-clad wizard with a chain wrapped around his leg that flowed around his body and connected to a plate on its belt with a diamond pattern engraved into it.

Gagaga Magician Level: 4 Attribute: Dark

Type: Spellcaster/Effect ATK: 1500

"And during my Main Phase, I can change Gagaga Magician's level to anything from 1 to 8. I make Gagaga Magician a Level 1!" A single mark on the Magician's plate illuminated. "And now, I overlay Gagaga Magician and both Slave Tokens!" The Slave Tokens had a look of relief as they each formed dark Violet beams, which spiraled around the red beam Gagaga Magician formed. "With these three monsters, I construct an Overlay Network! Exceed Summon! No. 83 Galaxy Queen!" A pale woman in an extravagant purple dress and floor-length magenta hair carrying a scepter with a jewel at its tip descended from the galaxy formed by the overlay material monsters.

No. 83 Galaxy Queen Rank: 1 Attribute: Dark

Type: Spellcaster/Exceed/Effect DEF: 500

"And now I activate her effect: By detaching an Overlay Unit, all monsters I control can't be destroyed by battle until my next turn." A violet beam circled Galaxy Queen and shot off into the sky. "Then I set three face-downs and end my turn!"

"Not bad." Kotori thought. "He avoided the terrible cost of the Slave Tokens: When they're destroyed or released, they deal 200 damage. But he used them instead to his own advantage without any repercussions. He is a challenge."

Kotori: 4000

Yuma: 3200

"My turn! Draw. I activate the Spell Hell Bondage. By releasing Dark Masochist, I can advance summon two level 6 bondage monsters from my hand or deck."

"Level 6? Two of them?" Yuma panicked. "She can't be...?"

"I advance summon two Sappho Seductress' in Attack Mode!" Two nude women, each carrying a sword appeared, kissing passionately as they saw each other.

Lesbos Seductress Level: 6 Attribute: Light

Type: Warrior/Effect ATK: 2440

"And when there are two or Lesbos' in play, by reducing both of their attack points to 0, I can draw two cards." Both women's swords disintegrated and they kissed once more, this time feeling each other's breasts as Kotori drew the two new cards. She grinned. "Just what I was looking for. I activate the Field Spell Lesbos." The dark room became a bright, sunlit town surrounded lush green plants and buildings made from pure white stone occupied entirely by females, from grown women to young children, all of whom were totally naked. Yuma blushed as he looked around, and Kotori giggled as she could make out a small 'bulge' in his pants.

"While this card is in play," Kotori continued. "No female monster can be destroyed except by battle with another female monster. Finally, I play the Ritual Spell Lesbian Queen." Yuma gave a snort of laughter at the unusual name, but then raised an eyebrow.

"Wait, Ritual Spell?" He repeated curiously. "Is that bad?"

"A Ritual Spell is used to summon a Ritual Monster," Kotori explained. "Along with sacrificing monsters whose levels are at least equal to that of the Ritual Monster I wish to summon. So I sacrifice both Sappho Seductress' and Ritual Summon Sappho, Queen of Lesbos!" A woman with long curly dark hair formed from where the kissing Seductress' vanished. She pulled from her ivory white robe a harp and drew a finger across its strings, attracting the attention of all the surrounding women.

Sappho, Queen of Lesbos Level: 12 Attribute: Water

Type: Spellcaster/Ritual/Effect ATK: 3000

"Because of Sappho's effect, if there are only female monsters on your field, I can attack you directly." Kotori explained. Sappho played a note on her harp, drawing Galaxy Queen towards her, removing her extravagant purple dress. Sappho disrobed as well, kissing Galaxy Queen.

"You've gotta be kidding me." Yuma sighed, exasperated. Sappho glared over Galaxy Queen's shoulder and threw a small knife straight at Yuma, who yelped as it soared straight through him.

Yuma: 3200 = 200

"Trap activate." he called. "Flash Bang. This card only activates when I make a direct attack. After I take the damage, your turn is over. Completely." Kotori made a small pouting face. She was hoping to end the duel in that turn. "And now it's my turn. Draw!"

Kotori: 4000

Yuma: 200

"Just because I have less than a thousand life points doesn't mean that I'll give up that easily. I activate spell thief. I can choose one face-down on your field, and if it's a spell, I get to add it to my hand." He gulped as he finished reading this effect aloud. It was an awfully risky play. He took a deep breath and pointed at a face-down to his right. "That one!" The card turned face-up. To his relief, it was indeed a spell, which flew to his hand. He blushed as he read it. The illustration certainly wasn't child-appropriate. "Now I summon Gogogo Golem in defense mode."

Gogogo Golem Level: 4 Attribute: Earth

Type: Rock/Effect DEF: 1500

"And I switch Galaxy Queen to attack mode. Battle! Galaxy Queen, attack Sappho! And during the battle step, I activate the Instant Spell you gave me: Bondage Lubricant. When one of my monsters attacks, it gains 500 attack points, and it can destroy your monster regardless of attack or defense points."

No. 83 Galaxy Queen ATK: 500 = 1000

"Trap activate!" Kotori spoke up. "Doble Pass'e. Your attack is redirected at me, and in exchange, I get a direct attack at you." Galaxy Queen struck her, but she didn't flinch at all.

Kotori: 4000 = 3000

"And now it's over! Sappho, direct attack!"

"Trap activate! Negate Attack." Yuma stopped her. "This negates the opponent's attack and ends the battle phase. Now I set one card, and end turn."

Kotori drew without a word as she concentrated on her hand, looking for a quick solution to end the duel this turn.

Kotori: 3000

Yuma: 200

"I activate my trap, Call of the Haunted, Bringing back Lesbos Seductress." A zombie pulled itself from the earth, then rejuvenating into the beautiful Seductress. "And I normal Summon Skull Succubus." A feminine creature that was anything but beautiful or attractive appeared in a wisp of black smoke. She had glowing red eyes, two curved horns, a long, thin black tail that ended in a triangular tip, and covered its breasts with two demonic skulls.

Skull Succubus Level: 6 Attribute: Dark

Type: Fiend/Tuner ATK: 2000

"I tune my Level 6 Tuner Skull Succubus with my Level 6 Lesbos Seductress." Six green rings lined vertically, with a star shining within each one.

"Synchro Summon! Space Angel." A faceless woman that seemed to be made from cosmic matter glistened into being, her body glowing serenely with countless stars and galaxies.

Space Angel Level: 12 Attribute: Light

Type: Fairy/Synchro ATK: 6000

"6000 ATTACK POINTS!" Yuma freaked. She could understand wanting to win, but one monster with 3000atk and another with 6000atk? That was nothing short of overkill.

"Ba…!" But Kotori's next word was silenced by the voice of the Number.

"No! Not yet! Summon me first!" Seductress ordered.

"But I already have everything I need to…" Kotori reasoned.

"Do it now!" Seductress cut her off. "Even if you do win, It'll be meaningless if I'm not the one to deliver the final blow." Reluctantly, Kotori agreed.

"With Sappho, Queen of Lesbos and Space Angel, I form the Overlay Network! Exceed Summon!" At these words, the number '69' glowed visibly on Kotori's breast through her top. From the Overlay Network emerged a woman with royal blue hair and radiant green eyes. She wore an alluring outfit that only barely managed to cover her breasts and private areas.

"No.69 Queen Seductress!"

To be Concluded….

Now, I would like to note that this was my first time ever making a Yugioh Fanfiction, so please don't be too hard on me. Also, I know they're called 'Xyz,' but Exceed just ended up sticking in my head too much. And I kind of just made up Astral's Observation count in the beginning.

Anyway, I got to thinking about what some of the future numbers would be like, and when I found out that 1) there was no 69 yet, and 2) that there were no smutty Zexal fics on this site yet, I thought it best to strike while the iron was hot!