Royal Pains Chapter 1

Many people have heard the story of the 3 kids who saved Acme Falls. Almost everyone who lives in Acme Falls could recite the story for you word for word. But this takes us back to the beginning, back to when the Warners first became royalty.

The Warners had just officially kicked King Salazar from his throne and settled in as co rulers. Everything was perfect. The town of Acme Falls began to prosper from a simple hay penny. But what of the rest of the world?

It was a warm spring day in the kingdom. The 3 new rulers sat in their thrones happily in descending order from oldest to youngest. Yakko, Wakko, and Dot.

A man dressed in royal purples stumbled into the room, his fat face dripping sweat as he wheezed.

"Y-your majesties, I would like to introduce myself."

"Helloooooo large man who eats well." Dot hopped off her throne and grinned. The man's red face became a deeper shade of purple but he remained silent in the presence of royalty. Yakko stood and yawned.

"Man I need to stretch. My royal highness is sore if you know what I mean."

Wakko snickered and got up as well. The man took a deep breath before bowing to the floor.

"I am Sir Figglesworth of Ticktockia and I have come to give my greetings to the new kings and queen."

At hearing his name, the 3 majesties burst out laughing. "E-exsqueeze me?" Yakko laughed.

Sir Figglesworth was confused. He was never laughed upon from his home country. "I believe I said my name was-"

"Don't repeat it again!" Dot laughed as she rolled around on the carpet.

"Please! My name is very big in my home country!"

"Not the only thing." Wakko muttered to his giggling siblings. Sir Figglesworth left in a huff, leaving the new rulers to their games.

Clearly they are not fit at all. And I was so hoping not to have to rid them of they royal privileges. Oh well, once they hear of the arranged marriage, they will give the throne to me and run back to their games of leisure. Sir Figglesworth left the castle, sure of his plans.