Pick Up Lines
Travis has a handbook full of them. It'd be a waste not to use them. Special line for each cabin persona at CHB.
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Athena Cabin: Annabeth.
"Girl, you must be a library book-"
"Like an encyclopedia because I'm smart?"
"No. Because I'm checking you out!"
…
"So, wait. You have a problem you need my help with?"
"You're a little slow for a daughter of Athena."
"What, Travis?"
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Ares Cabin: Clarisse.
"Hey, Clarisse. You must do karate-"
"Because I can beat your girly ass up in under a second?"
"No, because your body's kicking."
"Got that right."
-kick-
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Juniper
"Hey, Juniper. You must be a flower-"
"What gave that away? Besides the fact I'm a plant?"
"No…,wait, yes. Well, because I'm digging you!"
"Why would you think about digging a flower up?"
-glare-
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The Oracle: Rachel.
"Let me tell your future-"
"No, that's my job, Travis."
-facepalm-
"No, because I see me in it."
-blink-
"Wait, what? That was lame, Travis. Try another."
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Poseidon Cabin:Percy.
"Hey, um, Percy. Your eyes are like the ocean-"
"No, duh. Oh, that's kinda gay-"
"And I'm lost at sea."
"Now, that's just pushing it."
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Haphaestus Cabin: Nyssa.
"Hey, Nyssa. You must be a nail-"
"It's because I'm tough, right? Or because I like tools?"
"No, because I be hammering you."
-"That was dirty. But good reference to my cabin."
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Aphrodite Cabin: Drew.
"Are those space-pants?"
"Eek. No, I'd never be caught in those, hun."
"Well, your butt is out of this world."
-gasps-
"Really? I know how these jeans just make them look firm and flat."
"Okay? I'm leaving, now."
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Hecate Cabin: Magi C.
"Yo, girl you must be a magician."
"No, duh. Really? How'd you figure that out?"
"Cause I'm under your spell."
"Damn right, Avada Kedavra."
-blink-
"What?"
"Men…such idiots."
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His Sister: Bonnie
"Hey, you must be a thief!"
"Oh, gods. Who told you about my raid last week?
"What, nobody! And it's. because you stole my heart."
-silence-
"Ooh, what about: your dad was a thief because he stole the stars and placed them in your eyes!"
-blink-
"Pahahaha. That's funny. But seriously, people will get the wrong idea Travis."
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Mrs. O'Leary
"Hey, you must have bitten me, Mrs. O'Leary."
"Woof?"
"Cuz you make me howl!"
"Woof?"
"I made that one up. Pretty good, yes?"
"Woof?"
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Apollo Cabin: Melody
"Oh, help me. Please, I'm hurt. I need a bandage!"
"Oh gods! Why!
"I scraped my knee falling for you."
-hit-
"That's not funny. I thought you were hurt!"
"Ouch, now can you kiss that to make it feel better?"
-sigh-
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Hades Cabin: Nico.
"How was heaven when you left?"
"What? It's called Isles of the Blest."
"Sorry, let me try again. Okay: how was the Isles of the Blest when you left? Because you're such an angel-"
"That's what my last name means. Di Angelo. Of Angels."
-sigh-
"Forget it, Nico."
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Iris Cabin: Misty
"Hey, baby. Are you a skittle?"
"No, but aren't the colors lovely! It's not a real rainbow without the blue skittle, but that's just me."
"Aw, well I want to taste your rainbow."
"Huh?"
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Dionysus Cabin: Violet
"Do you want raisin?"
"Uh, no. Those grapes could have been turned into wine! Such a shame."
"Well, what about a date?"
"Bahaha. That pick up was messy. Do another one."
"Okay, you must be a beer-"
"Wine, you mean."
"A wine. Because I'm intoxicated by you."
"That sounds like Twilight."
"That's not good."
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Hera Cabin
"Hey, Hera. Your parents must be gods because two gods make a goddess. Well, wait. They were Titans. Never mind."
-throws hand guide down-
"Stupid book!"
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Hunters of Artemis
"Hey, you girls must be single ladies!"
"Pig."
"Well, -throw hands up- I guess I should have put a ring on you!"
"Pig."
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Zeus cabin.
"I have one thing: You electrify me. That is all."
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Daughter of Hypnos: Mattie Res
"You're the girl of my dreams."
-yawn-
"Sorry, what? I didn't catch that."
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Daughter of Khoine: Wynter
"Hey, I'm a snowflake."
"I like snowflakes."
"Cause I'm falling for you."
"And melting for me, too?"
-laugh-
-laugh-
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Demeter Cabin: Katie.
"You are a strawberry-"
"You calling me fat?"
"No! Stop always assuming that! You're a strawberry because you're sweet…"
-blush-
"And you're also juicy and probably yummy to eat."
-smack-
"Aw, come on. That one was classic!"
-rolls eyes-
-blush-
"Whatever, Stoll."
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Fin.
I don't own any of the characters because they belong to Rick Riordan and all the publishers and editors and whoever else could own them. Don't sue, please.
Hope you liked this as much as I loved writing this. It's a new kind of writing, but it was fun, nevertheless. I hope that everyone figured out how the font determined who was saying what or doing what. Just saying in case you didn't understand and you are thinking I'm weird.
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~Bubbles