Wet Debt

Rated T (rated r in next chapter)

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Once again, our favorite crew docked at an island. The two girls, Nami and Robin were going to explore – shop on – the island. The boys were left alone on the ship. They were now sitting in the aquarium room and Sanji joined them later when he was done with cleaning the dishes. Luffy, Chopper and Usopp looked at the fishes and pointed at the one they caught, Zoro was having his beauty sleep, Franky and Brook were making soft music and Sanji sat down next to Zoro.

"I heard the next island is going to be a deserted one..." said Usopp while looking at the fish. Everyone, minus Zoro who was too lazy, looked at Usopp in curiosity.

"Really?" asked Sanji "That makes me think about Vivi-chwan~" he added. Some looked with half lidded eyes at Sanji when Sanji was pretending he kissed Vivi.

"I never have been on a desert island..." said Brook and Franky.

"I AM NOT GOING!" yelled Chopper in disagree, remembering how it was back then. Luffy grinned and patted Chopper's head. Chopper still pouted.

"Alabasta makes me think of something different..." added Usopp, "I still remember I have to pay her a debt..."

"Dept?" some asked.

Usopp nodded and gulped "Happiness Punch..." he said. Sanji passed away with a nose bleed and the other's sighed depressed.

"What is a 'Happiness Punch'?" asked Brook.

"Nami flashing her naked body," murmured Zoro "Happily I didn't see something... I already have a huge dept to pay her..." He now opened one eye "And I didn't even use her money."

The others smirked and Luffy still looked at the fishes.

"I am happy I did see it!" exclaimed Sanji "Best thing that happened in my life!"

"Yohohohoho! That's even better than panties!"

"That's super!" yelled Franky shocked and pleased at the same time. He wished he could have seen it.

Usopp and Chopper turned to their captain saying "Luffy, you are awfully quiet..."

Luffy turned and blinked a few times in confusion. He grinned right after and waved his hand "Sorry, it's nothing. Just thinking about something" he said.

"You can think?" asked Usopp. Luffy pouted. "About what?"

"Well, back at Amazon Lily I saw Hancock naked but it wasn't that big of a deal..." All their chins dropped onto the ground in disbelieve. "It was only her back I saw."

"YOU WHAT!" yelled Sanji shocked. "YOU SAW AN EMPRESS NAKED ON A FEMALE ISLAND! DID YOU REALLY TRAIN?"

Luffy blinked confused. He saw a female naked, big whoop... Sanji grasped Luffy by his collar with a scowl. "How dare you to say it wasn't 'A big deal'" Luffy blinked a few times in confusion. He really didn't know why it was a big deal. The other just looked with shocked expressions

"Well... I liked Nami's happiness punch more..."

The crew went complete silent and as their jaws were on the ground once again, not believing what they have just heard from Luffy. "EEEEHHHHH?" They crew yelled out in unison. Luffy cocked his eyebrow.

"What? Did I say something wrong?" he asked the crew but they still had their shocked expressions.

"Hold on!" Ussop grabbed both of Luffy's shoulders and began to shake him back and forth. "So you're telling us, that you like Nami's body over the the pirate empress'?" Luffy nodded. Ussop froze.

"And you're basically saying that you like Nami more then this Hancock?" Zoro asked Luffy. Luffy nodded again. He still didn't get it why they are making a big deal out of this.

"Well, Hancock is nice. She gave me food and yeah, but Nami was with us for over 2 years now!" he explained. Everyone still had a shocked expression.

"My, Luffy-san is lucky... Seeing both Nami-san and the pirate empress nude. I would shoot out all my blood out of my nose. Ah! But I don't have a nose! Yohohohoho!~ Skull joke."

"Mugiwara, You grew up as a man now!" Franky began to let out manly tears out as he patted Luffy's back. Luffy looked confused still. He only saw Nami and Hancock nude, nothing crazy. "And I'm not crying!"

Most of the guys began to fantasize Hancock's nude body but they ended up getting a nose bleed and then they were knocked out, except for Zoro and Sanji. Sanji was still extremely jealous on how Luffy saw Hancock while she took a bath.

"I swear, I want your dumb fucking luck!" Sanji scowled.

"You do know that you still own Nami the dept right?" Zoro stated. Luffy turned his head towards Zoro.

"Yeah, I know." He said bluntly. Then his stomach began to rumble. Luffy frowned. "Hey Sanji Can you make me some-"

"FUCK NO!" Sanji booted Luffy out of the aquarium, sending Luffy across the ship and into a wall.

Luffy was stuck and he was stuck pretty badly. Half of his body was inside of the wall. He began to struggle to get out but no luck. His legs were flailing around. Then he felt someone pulling him from his leg. In no time, he got pulled out. It was Franky, holding him by his leg.

"Man, that's the fifth time now. Sanji need to calm down." Franky slowly let Luffy down. Luffy's stomach growled again.

"Franky... You got anything to eat?" Luffy asked.

"Sorry Mugiwara, I only have cola." said Franky. Luffy pouted. His stomach growled more. He held his stomach and looked around for some food. Then an idea popped up in his mind. Nami's mikans! He jogged up the staircase to the second level and headed to the mikan tree. He quickly picked one out and peeled off the skin of the mikan and began to eat it.

Nami and Robin walked towards the ship while they were talking about their new style. They both climbed up and they landed on deck. Nami stretched her muscles and Robin yawned. It was a quite long day and they didn't take a break.

"I'm going to take a shower soon." Said Nami with a sigh. Robin smiled and nodded. The Archaeologist walked towards her long chair and she decided to sleep for a few minutes. Nami smiled and looked around, wondering if someone from the crew was present. Nami walked around but she couldn't find someone. She walked towards the aquarium room and wanted to open the door, but she soon got stopped when an orange peel dropped down. Nami frowned confused and she went on her knees, looking at the orange sad sufferer. Nami narrowed her eyes in suspicious. She slowly walked upstairs and she saw Luffy eating, Seriously, eating her Mikans!

Nami's eyebrows knitted down in madness. She walked towards him and she prepared her perfect climatact. She knew thunder didn't affect him, so she just had to beat the shit out of him. She almost landed the climatact on his head but he felt it and turned fast, grabbed her climatact and nibbled on the piece of mikan in his mouth. Nami scowled softly and Luffy's eyes widened. Shiiiiiit….

"I. Will. Kill. You." Nami seethed.

Luffy gulped the piece down. "Sorry."

"THAT WILL NOT HELP YOU!" yelled Nami with shark teeth showing. "I told you sooo many times not to eat my mikans!" she yelled. Luffy ate another piece "STOP THAT DAMNIT!"

"I'm sorry!" he said eating the last piece.

Nami's patient was gone. "You own me! So much!" she yelled mad. Luffy gulped again "I have to think of a huge amount, even higher than Zoro, because you totally have a dept to pay now!"

Nami walked away mad and Luffy frowned. He looked at a new mikan hanging in the tree. To take it or not to take it… That's the question…

Nami kicked open the kitchen, finding Sanji. Nami was thirsty and mad and she didn't want Sanji's ass-kissing now. Nami walked to the fridge, dialled the code and opened the fridge door. Nami grabbed bottled water out of it but she noticed something. Sanji hadn't say a thing…

"Shitty moron…" she heard. Nami frowned and went closer to Sanji "Lucky shitty bastard…" Nami frowned utterly confused now. "The empress…" Sanji clicked his tongue in annoyance. The empress? What empress? Nami narrowed her eyes in suspicious. She only knew one empress, never met her, but she did know her from Luffy… Empress Boa Hancock…

"Sanji… Is there something you have to tell me?" she asked.

Sanji blinked confused and looked at Nami who stood close next to him "My beautiful angel, didn't I even feel your heavenly presence?"

"You didn't." she retorted with half lidded eyes. "What were you talking about? What shitty bastard and what empress?" asked Nami. She knew he meant Hancock, but she wanted to be sure.

"The shitty bastard, aka Luffy and the empress, the beautiful goddess Boa Hancock-chwan~" he said with heart eyes.

Nami looked with half lidded eyes. "What happened." She didn't ask. She demanded the answer.

Sanji continued washing his dishes. "It just that shitty Luffy saw Boa Hancock-chwan naked while she was taking a bath!" Sanji bit down on his cigarette, "Fucking, lucky bastard." He gritted his teeth.

Nami froze up a bit. Luffy actually saw the pirate empress nude? She began to imagine how it would turn out, but she shook her head from those thoughts. She was still mad at him for eating one of her mikans, but she couldn't help it but think if Luffy was attracted to her or not... She shook her head once more to rid of those thoughts. She started to wonder why she even bothered thinking about it.

"Not to mention, he saw you nude too." Sanji added. Nami froze again.

'Oh, yeah... Alabasta...' she thought in her head. 'But wait! I could use that to make Luffy owe me EVEN more!' She thought, a sinisterly smirk slowly appeared on her face.

Back to Luffy.

Luffy was lying down on the grassy deck with his hands tucked under his head and his straw hat giving him shade for his eyes. He was taking a nap. Ussop and Chopper were sitting right next to him.

"What do you think Luffy is dreaming right now?" Ussop asked Chopper. Chopper shrugged his shoulders. "I bet he's dreaming about Nami and Hancock right now!" Ussop smirked as he folded his arms together.

Chopper stared at Ussop with amazement in his eyes "Amazing! How do you know that!" Chopper eyes sparkles.

"Psh, it's just my skill." Ussop continued to boast him self. "And plus he must be dreaming about making out with Nami, like "Oh, my Nami, you're so beautiful!~" Ussop tried to mimic Luffy's voice as he hugged himself and made kissing noising out of his lips. Chopper burst out of laughing. Ussop joined him. "And then he switches to Hancock and be like. "Oh, Hancock, I just can't be with you..."

Chopper continued to laugh at Ussop's impression, but then it all disappeared. Instead Chopper's jaw dropped and fear was in his eyes.

"And Nami would be like-" Ussop soon looks at Chopper's facial expression. "Nami is right behind me, isn't she?" Chopper slowly nodded. Ussop turned his head around slowly and was bracing himself for the worst and Nami was standing behind Ussop with her hands on her hips with an evil glare.

"O-O-OH! H-H-Hey, N-Nami! I was just talking to Chopper about-"

"I don't want to hear it. But what were you saying about me?" said Nami grabbing Ussop by his overalls

"N-Nothing! I swear! Right, Chopper!" He turned his head where Chopper use to be but he disappeared

"CHOPPER! YOU TRAITOR!" Nami balled her hand into a fist and fully swung at Ussop's face, causing him to be knocked out cold on the ground. She swept her hand together and then turned. She turned her attention to Luffy now, as he was asleep.

Nami narrowed her eyes as she looked at Luffy. She went on her knees, next to him and she hugged her knees. She pouted mad. She actually did want to know what he was dreaming about… She sighed but she quick turned to Luffy when he whispered – or more likely – murmured something. Nami frowned and leaned closely to Luffy, wanting to hear what he said. She frowned slight when she heard something like 'Namnhnmi…'. Did that even make sense?

Nami looked at his face again and frowned. How much she wanted to kick him awake for eating her precious mikans… Those were the only things – aside from her picture with Bellemere and Nojiko and Nojiko's bracelets - which made her think about her home. Nami huffed and Usopp and Chopper were hiding, saying,

"I think Nami is jealous of Hancock."

Nami sat up straight in shock and she turned her head, almost dangerously falling from her head. "Come again?"

The two gulped and ran away from Nami who was behind them. Nami huffed again and she decided to give up. She stomped back and she saw Luffy sitting straight up, rubbing his eye. Nami walked up to him and slapped his head. "Did you have a nice dream with those mikans in your belly?" asked Nami matter of factly. Luffy yawned and he scratched his belly.

Nami grew more mad and she sat down next to him, not even wanting a conversation about her Mikans anymore. Luffy looked at her while he rubbed his other eye. Nami looked at him with a frown. "What did you dream about?" she asked.

Luffy thought and scratched his forehead "I don't remember anymore… It seemed like a mystery."

"Luffy, your brains are a mystery." She said as she stood up. Luffy looked at her and frowned confused. What got her panties in a bunch? Nami walked towards her room and she grabbed her clothes out of her drawer. She walked downstairs after exiting her room and she looked at Luffy for a sec. What could Luffy do to pay her dept? She wasn't going to get any money just like Zoro. She huffed again and she walked to the bathroom. First going through the kitchen of course and getting compliments and after that, she could go to the bathroom. Nami filled the bath and sighed deeply. She stripped her clothes and she slid into the bath. She took a deep relieved sigh and smiled. This was exactly what she needed. Some time to relax…

"I think Nami is jealous of Hancock."

"I AM NOT!" yelled Nami out of nowhere. She blinked and sighed. It was just that little stupid voice in her head… That stupid nagging voice… She wasn't jealous… Why would she be jealous? Stupid assholes… It was unfair… She never said she was jealous… Nami gasped and thought. Why did she even care! She was not jealous so she just shouldn't think about it anymore!

Nami yelled in her head, and believe it or not, it helped… Nami sighed and relaxed slowly.

Luffy still sat on the deck and frowned thoughtful. 'I want to take a bath…'

END OF CHAPTER 1

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