PJO Swearing

1. What the Jimmy John Tartarus?

2. What the Persephone Pomegranate FUDGE?

3. What in Ares' orange underwear?

4. Insane as Hera when Zeus makes out with some bimbo!

5. Let's just give Tantalus a burger and fries why don't we?

6. What in the name of Athena's helmet hair?

7. Why not just try to catch Artemis with a boyfriend while you're so devoted to pointless tasks?

8. Holy Hephaestus tighty-whiteys!

9. For the love of all Titans who now resemble bark mulch!

10. What the hefty Hercules hissy fit?

11. What the Demeter dancing deuce?

12. By Zeus' zapping fish sticks!

13. Great chocolate Chimeras!

14. I'd rather have Medusa's head for dinner.

15. I'll go out with her when Aphrodite gets her first zit.

16. What the holy Hades mustard?

17. What the leaping Ladon?

18. Oh, just CHARON CHEESE IT!

19. What the hippie centaurs?

20. What in the name of Dionysus' drunk china cabinet?

21. What in the name of Poseidon's putrid pickles?