Heyy, I was going through an awesome profile, belonging to something wicca this way comes, and I saw this and I had to make a story out of this. I changed it a little bit so it fit into a story format.

Disclaimer: I don't own Max Ride and co. because if I did I would have Max hunt down Fang and have her gut him for leaving her and then have her gain a new ability that lets her heal him and they kiss and he says sorry and doesn't leave again. But sadly I don't, so no heated make-out session. Damn…

Fang's POV

I was reading my book in the park when I note blew into my lap. I raised an eyebrow and read it.

(AN: BOLD: Note, Italics: Flashbacks)

SEVENTEEN:
YOU LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY.

I lay on my bed listening to my IPod. I looked to my right and saw a picture of me and her on my bedside table. I was laughing and she was on my back. I was giving her a piggyback and she was laughing hysterically while she messed up my hair. I turned on my side and continued to study the picture. Her mom had taken that picture three weeks ago, but it was already my favorite.

She looked so beautiful in it, with her hair blowing in the wind and that breath-taking smile. And look at me; I'm turning into some love-sick sap. Oh wait, I already am one.

I don't know how long I sat there, staring at her picture, but then I heard her call up, "Fang, get your ass out of your emo closet and get down here for dinner!"

I looked at the clock and saw it was 7:06 PM. Huh, last time I checked it was 5:23. Oh well, times flies I smiled and went down for dinner.

SIXTEEN:
WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO SECONDS AGO.

"But Fang, I don't want to!" She whined on the other line.

"But you have to, you have finals tomorrow. Go to sleep." I said into the phone. I really missed her, she just had to go a different college then me.

"But I'm not tired!" She whined like a five year old and I chuckled.

"Go to sleep, babe." I said, smiling.

"Fine, I'll miss you." She said, sighing. I could tell she was pouting.

"I'll miss you, too." I said back, smiling.

"No I'll miss you more." She argued. I swear that girl loves to argue more than anything.

"No I will." I said back, smiling a full blown grin. What is this girl doing to me.

"No I-" She was cut off by my dorm mate.

"Okay, we all miss each other just go to sleep already!" He shouted and I chuckled.

"Bye babe." I said.

"Bye Fang." And she hung up. And you know what? I did miss her already.

FIFTEEN:
YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

I smiled and re-read her message again. I was waiting for her at the local café and can't help but re-read the message over and over again, even if she called me an idiot in it.

I think the 'idiot' part was the part that turned me on.

And the hugs and kisses at the end really me smile.

I was reading it for the 27th time when she came in.

"Hey you." She said. I smiled and pulled her into a hug and spun her around.

"Hey yourself." I said and kissed her forehead. She laughed and how I loved that sound.

FOURTEEN:
YOU WALK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU'RE WITH THEM.

"Fang hurry up! You're so slow!" She called over her shoulder and I chuckled. I don't think she got it that I walked slower only when I was with her s I could spend more time with her. She could be so slow at times. Huh, I guess pun intended.

THIRTEEN:

YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER YOU'RE/THEY'RE AROUND.

"Hey Fang, does this make my butt look fat?" She asked, turning around. I turned beet red and scratched my neck.

"Um, no?" It came out more like a question than a straight out answer.

"It does, doesn't it?" She cried and turned to go back into the changing room, when really it didn't make her look fat. Nothing could, not even a goddamn fat suit.

Crap.

I grabbed her and spun her around.

"L-look babe, nothing can make you l-look fat, got it?" I said, stuttering, talking to her this close to me made me nervous.

Why are you stuttering?" She asked, studying me.

"You just have that affect on me." I admitted and she buried her face into my neck.

"If you two are done canoodling, can you please either buy those pants or leave the store?" An impatient sales clerk said. We both turned beet red.

ELEVEN:
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE SAME TIME.

Her name crossed my mind again and my heart sped up... and slowed down at the same time.

Hmm, that was weird. I should probably get that checked. I mean is it even possible for our heart to beat slower and faster at the same time?

I thought of her again and it happened again.

God, why does she have this affect on me?

TEN:

YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE.

"Hey Fang, what did you get me for my birthday?" She asked, coming and sitting in my lap. I smiled at the sound of her voice, and the fact that she was sitting in my lap and wrapped my arms around her waist.

"I'm not telling you," I said, kissing her hair."

"But Fang, you have to tell me!" She whined, I smirked when I heard her whine, it was the adorable.

Did I just say adorable? Damn, that's not manly.

"Nope." I said, and brought her closer to me. She pouted and tried to get out of my grip.

"You are not going anywhere." I said and she stuck her tongue out at me.

NINE:

WHEN YOU LOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN'T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, All YOU SEE IS HIM/HER.

"Fang, guess what?" She creamed form across the campus. I turned around and saw her running towards me. I swear all the people just disappeared and it was just me and her.

"Hey what are you doing here? This is not your college." I teased as she finally came to me.

"That's not important, but guess what!" she said, smiling like the Joker.

"Okay, you bought a plotted plant." I guessed.

"No, why would I be excited about a stupid potted plant?" She said, looking at me like I was crazy.

"I don't know, it was magic?" I asked and she slapped my arm.

'No, now guess again." She said.

"Okay, you saw a seagull." I said.

"No, you're a pathetic guesser. My band got a recording deal!" She screamed and my jaw dropped.

"Really that's great!" I said, giving her a big hug. Then I realized something. "So will you go on tours?" I asked, little more softly.

"Maybe it all depends on how the albums sell, and don't worry if I do go on tour, we'll video chat every single goddamn day even if it kills me." She said and I smiled. Then all the people re-appeared. Damn…

EIGHT:
YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM.

The Only Exception by her band came on and I began to think about her again. Ever since she went on tour, I couldn't get her out of my mind. Well, that was the same case before case before, but now it's more noticeable.

I missed her everything. She was my everything. Sure, we talked everyday through video chat like she promised, but you couldn't hug a computer screen and expect it to be warm and make you feel fuzzy inside.

Well you could, but that would be extremely weird. I missed her a lot.

Your Guardian Angel came on and I smiled sadly. I would protect her through anything even though she might not like I, but how could I do that when she was half-way across the world?

I missed her.

SEVEN:
THEY'RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT.

"Nicholas, what's the answer to number seven?" My college professor asked me.

I absent-mindly answered, "Max"

(AN: Aw damn, I wanted to keep it a secret 'til the end but oh well)

I heard a few snickers and I came out from dream world.

'Huh, what?" I asked.

"No Nicholas, the answer was not Max. It was y equals 637. Pay attention next time." He said and then returned to the lesson. I sighed and my mind wandered back to her. Damn, didn't she just get me into trouble?

SIX:
YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT.

"Fang, oh my god, I missed you so much!" She said, giving me a big hug. I hugged her back and took in her intoxicating smell. I could get high off of it.

"Hello? Anyone home? Fang, Fang, FANG FOR GOD'S SAKE STOP SNIFFING ME AND PAY ATTENTION!" She yelled.

'Oh what yeah I'm here." I said, pulled my head away.

"God, I'm away for nine months and the first thing you do is sniff me? What physco have I taken to be my boyfriend?" She said sarcastically.

"Hey, in my defense it's not my fault you smell so good." I said, messing up her hair.

"No it's my shampoo's fault. Remind me to get a new one. You obviously can't handle me using this one." She joked.

"It won't matter, you'll still smell amazing." I said, looking into her eyes. She blushed and looked away.

FIVE:
YOU REALIZE THAT YOU'RE AlWAYS SMILING TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM.

"Whoa Fang, tune down the happiness. I haven't seen you smile like that in a while. Who you got in your mind right now? Let me guess, Max?" My friend said coming into the room.

"Shut up." I said and he chuckled. In truth, Max was on my mind and I couldn't help but smile when I thought of her. She just made me smile.

FOUR: YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, OR ANYTHING TO SEE THEM.

"Happy birthday Max!" I said into her ear.

"Holy crap Fang! You scared the shit out of me!" She screamed and put on her heart. I chuckled.

"Sorry about that." I said, putting my hands in my pockets, pulling out a box.

"What's this?" She asked and took the box from my hands and pulled out a necklace with wings on it.

"Oh my god Fang, it's beautiful, but my birthday isn't for another eight months." She said, looking at it with big eyes.

"I know, but I just wanted and excuse to see you." I said. She laughed and put the necklaces on.

"You're an idiot." She said, looking in the mirror.

"Yeah, but I'm your idiot." I replied.

THREE:
WHILE READING THIS, THERE WAS ONE PERSON ON YOUR MIND THE WHOLE TIME...

Well duh.

TWO:
YOU WERE SO BUSY THINKING ABOUT THAT PERSON, YOU DID'NT NOTICE NUMBER TWELVE IS MISSING.

My eyes widened and I looked back up at number 13 and number 11 and realized there was no twelve. I chuckled.

ONE:
YOU JUST LOOKED UP TO CHECK & YOU ARE NOW SILENTLY LAUGHING.

I was. I looked at the title and smiled.

I was in love in love with Maximum Ride and it took me a stupid note to realize it. I'm pathetic.

So how did you like it? Pure fluff! I purposely mentioned no other names than Fang and Max to create a feeling that the spotlight wa soley on the two of them and no one else. RnR?