Year: 6th

Levicorpus

"So I was looking at some spells in the Half Blood Prince's book." Harry informed Hermione who immediately looked skeptical.

"You know I really hate you using that book, Harry. It could be dangerous."

Hermione's forewarning remained unaccounted for as Harry continued. "You see, this one here." Harry pointed to one scribbled on the side of the book. Hermione nodded as her eyes flashed quickly up to the other side of the common room where Lavender rested against a wall waiting for Ron to come in. "Well it suspends it's victim in mid air hanging from their feet."

"Harry!" Hermione yelled softly as to not upset the rest of the students around the crowded room. "How on Earth did you find this one out? I'm quite sure I don't want to know."

"Just Ron." Harry replied looking up and searching the common room for him with no avail.

"What happened? Is he fine? Was there any brain injury. Please tell me he's not hurt!"

"Relax Hermione. He's fine. Just a quick levitation in the air." Harry nodded convincingly at his euphemism.

Hermione looked up again to see Ron enter the portrait hole. "And you're quite sure this caused no harm, correct?"

"Yeah, yeah." Harry replied, confused with her constant prodding.

"Levicorpus you say?"

"Yes!" Harry assured her. "That's what I've been saying."

"Brilliant." Hermione answered back as she turned to face the corner where Ron was approaching Lavender. "Levicorpus." Hermione whispered under her breathe with her wand poking slightly out of her robe. Harry turned in disbelief to this blatant rule breaking and braced himself for the possible outcomes. Interestingly, the spell failed and Hermione gave up on the third try deciding that it wasn't the most logical decision and a simple yell to get his attention from across the room would avert him from snogging the daft dimbo as well.

Rather short, but I found it quite comical as well.